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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1122 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Emeralds Found: | 9800 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Our server is so inclusive that even unicorns and dragons are welcome to play. In fact, our server is so magical that it cured one player’s leukemia just by logging in!
Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, build magnificent castles, and explore hidden treasures in our vast world. And don’t worry, we promise never to address you as just a “mom” or “dad” – you’re part of our crazy Minecraft family now!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe!