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MaternityMadnessMC

ASK, Boundaries, carpool, Commute, decision, Driving, Favor, Friend, Guilt, INCONVENIENCE, Job, maternity leave, MaternityMadnessMC, newborn, partner, Pregnancy, Pregnant, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Transportation, work

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6834	Animals Bred:	92
Gods Slained:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more reliable than a pregnant woman’s friend for a ride to work? Look no further! Our server is so dependable, you won’t have to worry about being stranded without a ride ever again!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to beg your friend’s partner to give you a lift because they got you pregnant. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about carpooling drama and workplace transportation woes.

Don’t be like the friend in this story who couldn’t handle not having a ride to work – join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a driving school nearby when you have a Minecraft server that’s always there for you?

So come on, join us and leave all your transportation troubles behind. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to guilt trip anyone into giving you a ride – it’s all about fun and games here!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

CraftyCash, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Do you want to make bank in the virtual world? Join our Minecraft server and start your own diamond mining operation! We have secret caves filled with diamonds just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in the game. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual diamond tycoon?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable mob in the game: the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever captures and breeds these majestic creatures will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want to fly in survival mode? Wish granted. Want to turn all the creepers into friendly puppies? Wish granted. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to virtual riches and ultimate power. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft?

CraftyCashLand

CraftyCashLand, financial decision-making, financial empowerment, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, financial windfall, financial windfall planning, investment opportunities, long-term financial planning., money management, money mindset, sudden prosperity, sudden wealth, unexpected riches, wealth acquisition

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

If you suddenly came into a significant amount of money, the first thing you should do is join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within our virtual world is a treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So why waste your newfound riches on boring stuff like cars and houses when you could be living out your wildest dreams in our wacky and whimsical server? Join now and let the adventure begin!

BearCrash Minecraft Server

accident, animal, B.C. park, BearCrash, Canada, conservation, crashes, Cubs, Endangered species, environmental impact, Heartbreaking, Loss, Minecraft, Mother, Nakoda, Offspring, rare, Server, Tragedy, tragic event, white grizzly bear, wildlife, wildlife conservation

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Enchantments Applied:	122
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can witness the rare white grizzly bear Nakoda and her cubs in all their pixelated glory! watch as they navigate through the treacherous terrain, battling creepers and zombies along the way.

But be warned, these bears are not your average minecraft mobs – they have special abilities that will keep you on your toes! from summoning lightning storms to shooting fireballs, Nakoda and her cubs are a force to be reckoned with.

Join now and embark on a quest to help Nakoda and her cubs survive in this dangerous world. Will you be able to protect them from the dangers that lurk around every corner? Or will you fall victim to their wrath? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

BananaCraft: Paying Off Death Squads

Accountability, banana giant, bananacraft, civil case, colombian, compensation, court ruling, death, death squads, families, financial settlement, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, lawsuit, legal action, multinational corporation, Paying, south america, SQUADS, Tragedy, US, Victims, violence, wrongful death

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Items Found:	7940
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Towns Built:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bananas as big as your mom’s buttcheeks and colombian death squads chasing after you for that sweet $38m payout! we promise you’ll have a blast dodging bullets and building pixelated houses while laughing your butt off. join now before the bananas run out and the death squads get bored!

Dexter’s DNA-Free Hair Haven

blood spatter, cover up, crime scenes, criminal, dark passenger, Dexter, Dexter Morgan, Dexters, Dna, DNAFree, Evidence, Focused, Forensic, hair, Haven, investigation, meticulous, Miami Metro, serial killer, Suspense, Thriller, tv show, Vigilante

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dexter running around trying to clean up his crime scenes but forgetting to wear a hairnet! it’s a wild ride of murder and mayhem, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for the chance to witness dexter’s hair-raising adventures and maybe even help him solve a crime or two. who needs csi when you have minecraft? come on, you know you want to be a part of this crazy world!

GeneSkinCraft: Treat Rare Disorders!

Dermatology, disorders, epidermolytic ichthyosis, Gene therapy, GeneSkinCraft, genetic disorders, genetic medicine, genetic therapy, healthy skin transplantation, ichthyosis with confetti, Innovative treatments, Japanese researchers, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, rare, rare diseases, rare skin conditions, skin care, skin disorders, skin health, skin regeneration, skin transplants, skin treatments, Treat

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA BE TREATED LIKE A RARE SKIN DISORDER! JAPANESE RESEARCHERS GONNA USE UR OWN GENES TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A NEW PERSON! SAY GOODBYE TO EPIERMOLYTIC ITCHYOSIS AND HELLO TO ICHTHYOSIS WITH CONFETTI! WE GONNA TRANSPLANT HEALTHY SKIN ON U LIKE A FANCY MAKEOVER! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A WHOLE NEW YOU, LITERALLY! #SKINMAKEOVERS #GENETICMAGIC #MINECRAFTFUN

MoistCraft: Where water slides are the main mode of transportation!

accurateBlockPlacement, antiCheatsDisabled, carefulBreak, carpet rules, commandPlayer, ctrlqCraftingFix, decorators, defaultLoggers, dragonEggBedrockBreaking, flippinCactus, fogOff, Grinders, lagFreeSpawning, Main, missingTools, Mode, MoistCraft, progress updates, renewableSand, Slides, smp, stackableShulkerBoxes, Transportation, updateSuppressionCrashFix, Water, Whitelist, xpNoCooldown

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

MoistCraft Overview:

Server Name	MoistCraft
Launch Date	October 2021
Server Focus	Large scale projects, skill improvement

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: How can I apply to join MoistCraft?

A: To apply, please join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/KPTCc8ZMVY. We will ask you to fill out a form and create a channel for you to interact with other members.

Q: What kind of members is MoistCraft currently looking for?

A: We are mainly looking for grinders and decorators at the moment.

Q: Where can I see the progress updates of projects on MoistCraft?

A: All the projects we’ve done are shared in our progress updates channel.

Q: What carpet rules does MoistCraft adhere to?

flippinCactus
antiCheatsDisabled
xpNoCooldown
commandPlayer
ctrlqCraftingFix
stackableShulkerBoxes
defaultLoggers mobcap,tps
fogOff
accurateBlockPlacement
updateSuppressionCrashFix
lagFreeSpawning
carefulBreak
missingTools
renewableSand
dragonEggBedrockBreaking
smoothClientAnimations
EndStonelessHardness
deepSlateInstaminable

Q: What mods are used on MoistCraft?

A: The mods being used include Carpet, Lithium, Carpet Extra, Carpet TIS Additions, Starlight, Carpet Addons, Syncmatica, and zick Carpet Addons.

Snowball Fight Minecraft Server

Bigotry, controversial topics, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fight, Hate Speech, ignorance, internet culture, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, online forums, Political Incorrectness, prejudice, race relations, racial stereotypes, racism, Server, Snowball, Social Issues, trolling, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid llamas? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players who are so skilled, they must be descended from ancient Mongolian warriors. And don’t worry about the color of their blocks – we embrace diversity in all its forms, even if it means our buildings look like a rainbow threw up on them. So come on over and see why we’re the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server around!

BurdenMaxx Minecraft Server: Start Now!

Anon, big corporations, BurdenMaxx, BURDENMAXXING, Corporations, fear, getting ahead, ghostmaxxing, government assistance, governments, honest reseller, Jews, Life, Minecraft, normie cattle, reselling, Server, society burden, Start, stealing, system collapse, Vaxxed, wagie job

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly stick it to the man? Look no further than our server, where we encourage all players to become professional burdenmaxxers. That’s right, quit your job, steal from big corporations, and resell their goods for profit. Who needs a government handout when you can make your own way in the world by being a total burden on society?

But wait, there’s more! We also encourage ghostmaxxing, living off the grid and outside of the system. No taxes, no benefits, just pure freedom. And don’t forget to stick it to those who wronged you by making them pay. Join us and watch as the system collapses under the weight of our burdenmaxxing ways. Let’s show the world what happens when you mess with us gamers. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate burden on society.