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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 4419 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 224 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
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