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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

#socialjustice, acceptance, CREEPERS, culture, Diversity, equality, genderidentity, humanrights, inclusion, Japan, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtqrights, loveislove, Nonbinary, PixelPride, pride, progress, sexualorientation, society, tolerance, Transgender

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	3349
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

MOOville Snapcraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	134494

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	833234
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

Blocky Burger Delivery

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Crops Grown:	8438
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Runes Activated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Horizon games for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only the bravest players can find it and claim its treasures.

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! We have a special event where players can tame and ride their very own dragons around the server. Just be careful not to crash into any buildings!

4. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will help you with any questions or issues you may have. Need help building a castle? They’ll swoop in and build it for you in record time.

So what are you waiting for? Join Horizon games now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LoveCrafted: Where redpills and romance collide in the world of Minecraft!

collide, DATING, DISILLUSIONED, emotional turmoil, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, HEARTBREAK, love, LoveCrafted, Minecraft, Misogyny, personal growth, reality check, Redpilled, redpills, relationships, Respect, romance, Self Discovery, self reflection, societal expectations, society, toxic masculinity, Truth, Women, world

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	305
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of being redpilled on the true state of women? Looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the dating world by building your own love shack with pixelated pigs and cows as your companions. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? Join now and let the blocky love story begin!