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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 8785 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 77 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 220 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!