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AnaCraft Minecraft Server

AnaCraft, Anime, Arc, bathroom break, bladder control, comedic relief, comedy, DESPERATE, EMBARRASSING, female desperation, funny, high school, holding it in, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, nature calls, outdoor hiking, Pee, school life, Seitokai ni mo Ana wa Aru, Server, slice of life, student council

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Votes:	3654	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wildest outdoor hiking adventure where you’ll never know when nature calls – just like our player who still needs to pee during the hiking arc!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and mythical creatures that will keep you on your toes. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted toilet hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the lucky one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Just make sure to bring some extra toilet paper for those unexpected bathroom breaks.

StepmomNoMomLOL

blended family, Communication Issues, dad, emotional turmoil, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, father daughter relationship, father’s remarriage, Grief, loss of a parent, mother-daughter relationship, parental expectations, step siblings, stepfamily challenges, stepmom, stepmom boundaries, StepmomNoMomLOL, stepmother conflict, teenage struggles

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ores Mined:	4793	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! 🤪

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the chaotic world of stepmoms, stepbrothers, and dads who just can’t seem to get it together. 😂

Experience the thrill of cleaning up after your new family members, dealing with spitting incidents in restaurants, and trying to navigate the complexities of being a teenager with a new stepmom who wants to be your “mother.” 🤣

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to attend virtual church services led by a preacher dad who believes forgiveness is key, even when you’re feeling like the worst daughter ever. 😜

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of family dynamics gone haywire! 🤣🎮 #FamilyDramaMinecraftServer

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, bullying, cruel remarks, cruel words, damaging words, derogatory remarks, disrespectful language, Emotional Abuse, harsh criticism, hurtful phrases, hurtful remarks, hurtful words, insults, mean comments, Minecraft, negative comments, offensive language, painful insults, Server, unkind words, verbal abuse, verbal attacks, worst thing

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	80	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing challenges.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-studded tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to photobomb your screenshots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

CraftyGenZReject

aspirations, conformity, CraftyGenZReject, experiences, fashion, generation gap, goals, hobbies, Individuality, interests, Lifestyle, Music, peer pressure, personal values, Preferences, Priorities, social media, societal norms, Technology, trends, unique choices

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of all your friends obsessing over avocado toast and TikTok dances? Do you find yourself rolling your eyes at the latest trends that make absolutely no sense to you? Well, fear not my fellow non-conformist! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of mainstream culture!

On our server, we have a secret underground society of players who have all collectively decided that avocado toast is overrated and TikTok dances are just plain silly. Instead, we spend our days building ridiculous structures out of pixelated blocks and engaging in epic battles with virtual zombies. Who needs the latest fads when you can have your own virtual kingdom to rule over?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a mythical creature known as the Ender Dragon. Will you be brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you continue to waste your time trying to master the latest TikTok dance craze?

So come join us on our server and embrace your inner rebel. Who needs avocado toast when you can have virtual adventures and endless possibilities? Let’s show the world that being a non-conformist has never been so much fun!

BlazeCraft MC Server

BlazeCraft, Cannabis, cannabis clubs, cannabis laws, clubs, DRUG, German, German law, German states, germany, law, legalization, Marijuana, marijuana clubs, marijuana legalization, official launch, policy, recreational, regulations, Server, States, varying rules

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Potions Brewed:	180
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

lol this server is like a german marijuana club but for minecraft!!!!!! u can blaze it up while building ur epic creations!!!!!! we got varying rules just like the states in germany so u never know what craziness will happen next!!!!! join us for a high time and let’s get lit on this epic minecraft journey!!!!!!!

TacoCrafters – Where Bodies Are Blocks

blocks, Bodies, bodies found, border security, brutality, Corruption, crime, drug cartel, drug trafficking, gang violence, Homicide, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, mass murder, mexico, organized crime, southern state, TacoCrafters, Tragedy, Truck, Victims, violence

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

LOL come join dis server cuz it’s like a wild west shootout in Mexico but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bodies! we got 19 bodies found in trucks but don’t worry, they just respawn and keep playing cuz that’s how we roll in dis server! violence spreads like wildfire but it’s all in good fun, just watch out for them skeletons shooting arrows at ya! join now for a crazy adventure like no other, where chaos reigns and anything can happen!

Boofa SMP – Where even the creepers bring a gift basket! 1.21 Java server, 14+ only!

Back to Blocks, Basket, Bluemaps, Boofa, BRING, chunky, Clumps, Community, CREEPERS, death counter, Double Slabs, Dropper to Dispenser, equality, Events, Fabric, gift, java, Ledger, Lithium, ModernFix, Projects, RAM, sandstone dyeing, Server, SimpleDiscordLink, smp, Straight to Shapeless, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Mod	Fabric 1.21
World Border	3.5k x 3.5k
RAM	8GB
Location	Germany

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We are looking for mature and silly players to help grow our community by joining in on events, engaging in community projects, hanging out with others, etc…

We have a Discord server with a fairly simple application, and if this all sounds enticing to you, don’t hesitate to join with the link below 😀

Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed?	No, there is no unorganized PvP on the server.
How are decisions made on the server?	Decisions are made by the community in a structure of equality.
Are there many rules on the server?	There aren’t many rules restricting free speech, but the server is still very community-oriented.

CraftySoundz Minecraft Server

art, AudioVisual, auditory, CraftySoundz, creativity, Images, imagination, Minecraft, multimedia, Perception, Sensation, Senses, sensory experience, sensory input, sensory integration, sensory overload, sensory perception, sensory processing, sensory stimulation, Server, Sound, synesthesia, Visual

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8050
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ores Mined:	2171	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco club for zombies.

We’ve got custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour on a Flying Pig”. Plus, our staff members are all trained in the art of interpretive dance and will entertain you with their moves while you mine for diamonds.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare potions. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia? Join us now and find out!

WuCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, WuCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Votes:	3619	Dragon Eggs Found:	4256
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever come across – Wu Tang! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Wu Tang and instantly became the richest player on the server. How, you ask? Because they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that made them unstoppable in PvP battles.

But that’s not all – on Wu Tang, you’ll encounter mythical creatures like flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will guide you through the treacherous Nether.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret disco party where all the mobs come together to boogie down and show off their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join Wu Tang today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft: Wedding Woes

#1, Asshole, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Conversation, cousin, decision, Disappointment, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Europe, family, Infidelity, Mature, mental health, Respect, revoked, RSVP, stress, Support, Wedding, woes

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Animals Bred:	103	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to deal with family drama? Join our Minecraft server instead! We promise no family drama, just pure fun and adventure.

Imagine a world where you can bring whoever you want as your +1 without any restrictions. Want to bring your pet llama? Go ahead! Want to bring a zombie pigman as your date? Totally fine!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Plus, we have a special event where you can crash weddings and steal all the cake you want!

So why waste your time dealing with family issues when you can join our server and have the time of your life? Trust us, it’s way more fun than attending a wedding where you’re not even allowed to bring your best friend.