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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 5383 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 1018 |
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