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EurovisionCraft SMP – 254 Days until we Mine our way to Victory!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Get ready to build, mine, and survive in our wacky Minecraft SMP! With only 254 days until Eurovision, you better start practicing your best blocky dance moves and crafting the most fabulous outfits for the big event. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a surprise performance from a secret celebrity guest (rumored to be a creeper in a top hat). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!

SquidSlayers Minecraft Server

beat the squid, boss battle, boss fight, defeating bosses, defeating the giant squid, epic battle, game tactics, game walkthrough, Gaming, Gaming Tips, giant enemy, giant squid, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, sea monster, Server, squid boss, SquidSlayers, strategy, tentacles, Tips, underwater creature, video game boss

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dimension Hops:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6221	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Are you tired of getting wrecked by a giant squid every time you try to explore the ocean in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have trained dolphins that will ride into battle with you against those pesky squids. Join us and become the ultimate squid slayer!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underwater city where mermaids throw epic parties every night. Dive deep into the ocean and party like a fish with your new aquatic friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet shark. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and conquer the giant squid once and for all!

CraftyImmigrationMC Server

cheap labor, Colonialism, cousins, CraftyImmigrationMC, dishonest, dubious, Evidence, FACTORY, fallacious, gdp, Hospital, housing shortage, humanoid robots, Immigrants, immigration, Indians, japanese, Jews, labor shortage, nation of immigrants, Nazis, nursing home, racism, Revenge, self-interest, Server, specious, Store, Supporters, unsupported, warehouse, White Australia policy, workers

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mines Excavated:	2885
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were players who thought they could build the best virtual world without any evidence or support. They were just in it for the cheap labor and housing shortage, can you believe it? But that’s not all, they also wanted to bring in their 22 cousins from another server! And don’t even get me started on making Jews feel safe as a minority, what a wild concept.

But wait, there’s more! They claimed we needed more immigrants because of a labor shortage, but little did they know that humanoid robots were about to take over every aspect of our virtual world. Revenge for colonialism, racism, Nazis, and the White Australia policy? You betcha! It’s all just a big joke to them.

So, if you’re ready for a server where the arguments are as specious as they come and the stories are more outrageous than a creeper explosion, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world.

NoLaughMinecraftServer

audience participation, comedy atmosphere, comedy audience, comedy club, comedy etiquette, comedy experience, comedy host, comedy night, comedy performance, Comedy Show, expressive, fake laughing, funny jokes, humor, inside joke, Laughter, NoLaughMinecraftServer, peer pressure, reddit joke, social pressure, stand up comedy

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where laughter is the key to survival! We guarantee that you will be laughing your blocky head off from the moment you join.

Our server is filled with hilarious jokes, puns, and pranks that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (literally, because it’s Minecraft).

Join us and experience the ultimate comedy club experience in the virtual world. Our stand-up comedians will keep you entertained while you mine, build, and craft your way to victory.

Don’t be like the guy in the story who couldn’t crack a smile at the comedy club – join our server and let the laughter flow freely! Laughing is mandatory here, so come prepared to have your funny bone tickled like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the LOLs begin!

DadCraft2021

acknowledgment, advice, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, DadCraft2021, Disappointment, emotions, Expectations, family, Father’s Day, forgiveness, Gifts, in-laws, Intentions, mother’s day, new parents, relationships, vindictive, WIBTA

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	4353	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Votes:	7022	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of being a neglected parent in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where neglecting your spouse on special occasions is not only encouraged, but rewarded!

Join us as we celebrate not getting gifts for Mother’s Day or Father’s Day, because who needs appreciation anyways? Watch as your in-game spouse forgets to do anything special for you, only to be scolded by their in-game father-in-law and finally make a half-hearted attempt to make amends.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of deciding whether or not to return the favor on Father’s Day by not getting your in-game husband anything at all. Will you be the ultimate master of passive-aggressiveness or will you show mercy and give him a gift days late? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and revel in the drama and chaos of neglecting your in-game spouse on special occasions. Who knew virtual parenting could be so wild?

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

abusive parents, behavioral patterns, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, dysfunctional upbringing, emotional instability, emotional scars, family dysfunction, fear of authority, healing from abuse, long-term effects, mental health struggles, Minecraft, neglect, ParentalPwnage, physical abuse, psychological damage, self-esteem issues, Server, signs of abuse, toxic family dynamics, trauma bonding, trust issues

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Love Letters Sent:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you want a server where the only abuse you’ll face is from other players talking smack in the chat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where the only abusive parents are the ones who keep stealing your crops in the virtual farm. Our server is so safe and welcoming, even Endermen wouldn’t dare mess with you.

So come on, join us and leave your abusive past behind. In our world, the only thing getting hurt is your pride when you get blown up by a sneaky TNT trap.

BlockyNightmares

Alarming, BlockyNightmares, bloodcurdling, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, distressing, Disturbing, eerie, Gruesome, HORRIFYING, Macabre, petrifying, Real Life, Scary, Shocking.., spine-chilling, Terrifying, Traumatic, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8573	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to witness the most disturbing and hilarious things you’ve ever seen in your Minecraft life. From giant chickens terrorizing villages to pigs riding on top of creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Zombie Pigmen, who are known for their impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. Join them on the dance floor for a party like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and unforgettable moments that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who needs real life when you can experience all this madness in Minecraft?

FarRightFight Minecraft Server

activism, activism in France, anti-fascism, Civil unrest, Democracy, election protests, far right, far-right politics, FarRightFight, France, French politics, grassroots movement, Minecraft, mobilization efforts, mobilize, Political Engagement, political opposition, political resistance, protest movements, Protesters, Server, snap elections, social justice

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and fight against the far right… in Minecraft! That’s right, we’re bringing real-world politics into the game because why not?

Imagine building a giant wall to keep out the far right mobs, or organizing protests in the virtual streets of our server. We’ve got crazy events like virtual debates and pixelated rallies. And if you’re lucky, you might even get to ride a virtual unicorn into battle against the far right forces.

So come on, join us and show those pixelated fascists who’s boss! Plus, our server has the best virtual baguettes in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft politics great again… or something like that.

RedSeaRaiders

90, Conflict, container shipping, Decline, economic impact, geopolitical tensions, global economy, Houthi attacks, international trade, maritime security, maritime transportation, MIDDLE EAST, Red Sea, RedSeaRaiders, regional instability, security threats, Shipping industry, supply chain disruption, Trade routes, Undeterred, Yemen

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Potions Brewed:	40
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

haha yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got Houthi attacks and container shipping drama like u never seen before! our Red Sea be poppin’ off with all da action, u gotta join to see it for yo self!

we got players dodging Houthi attacks left and right, trying to ship their goods through the Red Sea like it’s a dang obstacle course! it’s like a real-life game of Minecraft but with more explosions and drama, u feel me?

come join our server and experience the thrill of international trade being squeezed by Houthi attacks, it’s a wild ride that u won’t wanna miss! plus, who doesn’t wanna see container shipping decline by 90% in a virtual world? it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in Minecraft form!

so what u waiting for? come join our server and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be a blast! just watch out for them Houthi attacks, they ain’t playin’ around in our virtual Red Sea!

BookwormCraft

Adventure, animators, Book immersion, book lovers, books, BookwormCraft, Bookworms, Characters, creativity, education, Engaging with stories, FANTASY, Fiction, imagination, inspiration, learning, Literary exploration., Literary world, Literature, Long tail tags: Becoming the characters, reading, Reading community, reading experience, reading habits, storytelling

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Potions Brewed:	116	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Villages Defended:	16

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like diving into a book and becoming the animator of the story! Imagine building a castle with talking animals or riding a unicorn through a rainbow forest. This server is like a magical portal to a land of endless possibilities and crazy adventures. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual mountains, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner animator and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life, then join us now! Let’s make some magic happen, baby!

HoloCraft Minecraft Server

death of a monarch, digital afterlife, Futuristic technology, HoloCraft, hologram entertainment, hologram innovation, hologram memorial, hologram performance, hologram technology, hologram tribute, holographic projection, IDC, indifference, Minecraft, royal controversy, Royal drama, royal family, royal legacy, royal mourning, Royal scandal, Server, Still dead, The Royal Hologram

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Votes:	8154
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s practically on fire! Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon’s twin brother, Fluffy. He’s not as scary as his sibling, but he sure knows how to throw a party. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest block in all of Minecraft, the Bacon Block, can only be found on our server.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and let the madness begin!