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SecretBlockCity – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	284	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Animals Bred:	167
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	New Chunks Explored:	390915
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got players from all corners of the world, from the depths of the Nether to the highest peaks of the End.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on chickens, creepers in top hats, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you a ride around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see where the fun takes you – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

RageCrafters 3000

anger issues, anger management, anger therapy, anger triggers, assertiveness training, communication skills, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional release, Exercise, healthy coping mechanisms, journaling, meditation, mindfulness practices, positive outlets, RageCrafters, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress relief, talking to a therapist

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Potions Brewed:	186
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	923
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of punching pillows or screaming into the void to let out your anger? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the ultimate stress-relief destination, where you can unleash your fury by building giant TNT cannons and blowing up your friends’ creations. Need to let off some steam? Just hop into our PvP arena and battle it out with other players until your rage subsides.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lava parkour course that will test your patience and sanity. And if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, you can even prank your fellow players by filling their houses with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant pixel art of a potato.

So if you’re looking for a place to channel your inner Hulk and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re on the receiving end of a prank, that is).

CraftyZelensky’sWarVictory

Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyZelenskysWarVictory, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, ongoing conflict, over 90% complete, peace negotiations, Plan, political tensions, russian aggression, Ukrainian president, Ukrainian victory, War with Russia, Zelensky

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Farms Harvested:	492	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 90% chance of winning against russia in a war! we have zelensky himself leading the charge, riding into battle on a giant chicken with a diamond sword! watch as we conquer lands and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. join now and be a part of history in the making! also, we have unlimited cake for all players because why not? let’s show russia who’s boss in the most epic minecraft battle of all time!

Bee Buzz Coffee Boil – Minecraft Server

#revelation, anger, autistic adults, Bee, BEES, body-tensing, boil, Buzz, coffee, complex emotions, emotions, giddiness, Headaches, joy, Minecraft, neurodivergent, Server, Therapy

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ores Mined:	1302
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

come join our minecraft server where the bees are always buzzing and the coffee is always nice in the morning! feel the body-tensing anger boil as you battle your way through our insane challenges and quests. let your complex emotions run wild as you explore our vast world filled with surprises at every turn. we welcome all neurodivergent players with open arms and promise a therapy like no other. join us now and let the giddiness take over!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Craft.XetaByte.ru

Earth Belongs Minecraft Server

belonging, Belongs, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Earth, equality, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, racial awareness, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, Racial segregation, racial stereotypes, Server, social construct, societal norms, Stereotypes, Subspecies

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dimension Hops:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, we don’t discriminate based on race, but we do have a special place for white people who still believe they’re just individuals in a social construct.

Join us if you want to experience a world where everyone else has discovered their true subspecies, whether it’s the majestic Unicorn People or the powerful Dragon Descendants. But don’t worry, our white players can still be whatever they want – even if it’s just a regular old human.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces diversity, while also poking fun at those who refuse to see the truth? Come on in and let your imagination run wild – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself transformed into a magical creature before the day is over!

Double Gaming Minecraft SMP

2024.., cat content, double, double price, Gaming, Minecraft, smp, Wholesome

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2764
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us in the year 2024 where you can pay double the price for extra “cat content” because who doesn’t love wholesome feline fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our Nether dimension where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and maybe even challenge the dragon to a dance-off for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures in gaming history!

Dad’s Dough Defense

Benefits, Boundaries, Caregiver, cleaning, Dads, Decision making, Defense, dementia, dementia care, Divorce, DOUGH, elder care, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, financial abuse, financial responsibility, Inheritance, lpa, Manipulation, Pension, protecting dad’s money, Siblings

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape into a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about demanding family members who think they’re entitled to your hard-earned diamonds. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And don’t worry about sharing your loot with anyone else – on our server, it’s every player for themselves! No more worrying about siblings trying to steal your enchanted gear or demanding a cut of your mining profits.

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic redstone contraptions to even think about your family drama. Plus, who needs half of your pension when you’ve got a chest full of diamonds?

HourlyInternet SMP

Communication, connectivity limitations, cyber world, daily routine, digital age, digital divide, global connectivity, HourlyInternet, information access, information overload, internet, limited access, online culture, online presence, productivity, smp, social media, societal impact, technological dependency, Technology, Time management, virtual reality

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	201	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where the only rule is to build the ugliest house possible. We’re talking neon pink wool, dirt floors, and a roof made entirely of melons. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they once took down a fully geared player in diamond armor. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party that pops up randomly in the server. Picture this: creepers busting out their best dance moves, skeletons spinning records, and zombies doing the worm. It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the chaos of ugly houses, chicken armies, and underground disco parties all in one place? Come join us and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

CraftyHabitBoost

Consistency, CraftyHabitBoost, daily routine, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, improved life, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, small habit, success habits, Time management, wellness

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns and battle evil trolls with glitter bombs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary golden potato of eternal happiness!