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MineTimeFunCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes! Yes, you heard that right. Our pigs are trained in martial arts and ready to kick some undead butt. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So why waste your free time on anything else when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Brain Cells Server

“Youth, aging, Brain, brain stem cells, cell regeneration, cells, CRISPR, Gene, gene editing, genetic editing, genetic engineering, genetic rejuvenation, Medical research, metabolism, Mice, neurons, neuroscience, regenerative medicine, rejuvenates, scientific breakthrough, Server, stem cells, Youthful

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7148
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4388

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we use CRISPR gene editing to make your brain cells young again! We disable genes and magically make you feel like a baby again, but with the ability to build epic structures and slay zombies! Who needs metabolism when you can have super brain powers?! Join now for a wild ride of rejuvenation and neuron-spinning fun!

Sale of Fate Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1960	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	63
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and diamond armor-wearing pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft legend. You’ll be able to fly without wings, mine diamonds with your mind, and even ride a dragon into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cake. Lots and lots of cake.

The Brit Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, british culture, British flag, edit, flag change, flag design, flag emblem, flag emblematic, flag history, flag identity, flag modification, flag patriotic, flag redesign, flag representation, flag symbol, flag transformation, flag update, Minecraft, national flag, new flag, smp

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Ores Mined:	3103	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our SMP, anything can happen – and probably will!

NoDecoNoProbMC

50-50, aita, apartment, bedside cabinets, brand new, Chairs, decorations, Decorative items, desk, DINING TABLE, Furniture, Girlfriend, kitchen, makeup desk, new sofa, NoDecoNoProbMC, Plants, price, split cost, tv stand, unreasonable

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyExesGoneWild

acceptance, Closure, CraftyExesGoneWild, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, moving on from ex, past relationships, personal development, Reflection, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Divine Spears Created:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Oyster Reef Adventures

#sustainability, Adventures, Biodiversity, conservation, ecosystem, environmental impact, Europe, exhausted oyster reefs, France, high as houses, ireland, marine life, Northern Ireland, Oyster, poignant accounts, reef, research, restoration, shellfish, study, uk, underwater habitats, vivid accounts

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Emeralds Found:	7208	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!