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Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5913
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Crafty McCraftface’s Blocky Adventures

Accuracy, Adventures, blocky, Confirm, Crafty, Curious, doubt, Evidence, fact check, INFORMATION, Investigate, McCraftfaces, question.., Reliable, research, saw this, Somewhere., source, True, trustworthy, Unsure, validity, verify

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	127	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Potions Brewed:	85	Void Armor Forged:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny and the Farting Pickaxe of Doom.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because our TNT is extra explosive)!

Bocchi’s Blocky Minecraft Server

Anime, blocky, Bocchi the Rock, Bocchis, character analysis, comedy, Coming of Age, cute, friendship, high school, idol industry, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Kita Ikuyo, Manga, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), Otaku, rock band, Server, shy girl, slice of life, social anxiety

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Enchantments Applied:	238
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because Kita Ikuyo is here to save the day! This server is so cute, even the creepers can’t resist giving you a hug (just kidding, they’ll still blow you up).

Join us for a wild adventure where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the cows break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our friendly community is always ready to help you out, whether you need a hand building a giant statue of a potato or just want someone to join you in a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure trove filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you end up getting lost in a maze of rainbow-colored sheep and never find your way out?

So what are you waiting for? Join Kita Ikuyo today and experience the cutest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky baby zombies – they may look adorable, but they’ll steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP

Air, courtroom drama, courtroom tension, courtroom thriller, crime drama, criminal defense, criminal justice, justice system, Lawyer, lawyer movie, legal case, legal drama, legal profession, Legal System, legal thriller, legal thriller film, legal thriller genre, lincoln, Lincoln Lawyer, Matthew McConaughey, Minecraft, smoothest slop, smp, suspenseful movie

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the smoothest slop on the air! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!

””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””

long tail tag, Minecraft, see this, Server, wake, Wake Up, what do

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	290	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cake” competition.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him and answer his riddles correctly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Gif Master Minecraft SMP

Adult, animated, arousal, Community, emotions, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, forum, get you going, GIF, Gifs, Images, internet, Master, Minecraft, NSFW, Pleasure, post, reactions, reactions gifs, sharing, smp, stimulation, Visual

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchantments Applied:	90	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to get your heart racing! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, post /a/ gifs that get you going! Who knew that pixelated blocks could be so steamy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see where the madness takes you!

Blocky Polska Minecraft Server

blocky, building codes, cyclone, disaster preparedness, environmental risks, Flooding, Floodplains, flowing water, germany, Houses, infrastructure development, local customs, LUCK, Minecraft, natural disasters, Poland, polska, risky terrain, russia, Server, superstition, Urban planning, Vistula River

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	715	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos of natural disasters like Cyclone RussiaGermany! Watch as the Vistula and other rivers swell to epic proportions, flooding 80% of Polish houses because apparently local superstition says it’s good luck to have flowing water outside your window.

But hey, who needs a stable foundation when you can have a thrilling ride on a makeshift raft through your living room? Join us if you’re ready to live life on the edge (literally) and see if your country also builds houses over risky terrain. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP

Conversation, dgd07, EGirl, Good, good conversation, good conversation trading, kik, kik dgd07 trading, Minecraft, Pics, pics and vids, smp, Trading, trading for good conversation, trading kik dgd07, trading zoomer egirl, Unlimited, unlimited pics vids, Vids, virtual, virtual pics vids, Zoomer, zoomer egirl conversation, zoomer egirl pics

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a trading system where you can exchange zoomer egirls for good conversation – because who needs diamonds when you can have a deep chat about the meaning of life with a virtual e-girl? And don’t worry, the pics and vids are virtually unlimited, just like the possibilities on our server. Join now and embark on a wild journey filled with memes, madness, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft!

Is Real Minecraft Server

achievement, Anons, Anycolor, collaboration, creativity, Dedication, determination, Development, Excellence, great again, Improvement, innovation, Israel, leadership, Minecraft, progress, real, Server, strategy, success, teamwork, transformation, vision

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	312677
Buildings Constructed:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, Anycolor, is here to shake things up!

Join us on Anycolor and experience a world where the grass is neon pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “My Heart Will Go On” from Titanic.

But that’s not all – on Anycolor, you can ride llamas into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even tame a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you keep him supplied with brains, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join Anycolor today and help us make Minecraft great again…or at least make it more colorful and ridiculous than ever before!

Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country

Awareness, Cats, contamination, Country, Diagnosis, Disease, epidemiology, global health, health, infection, Minecraft, PARASITE, Prevention, public health, risk factors, smp, Symptoms, Toxoplasmosis, Toxos, Transmission, Treatment, zoonotic disease

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where toxoplasmosis runs rampant in your country? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing infecting you will be the urge to build the most epic base ever!

Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear hazmat suits! And don’t even get us started on the zombies – they’re too busy doing the Thriller dance to bother attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling before you know it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to toxoplasmosis and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

Echo Enclave 1.21 PvE Private server Minecraft

admins, Cheats, Community, Creative, Echo Enclave, enthusiastic, Friendly, Game project, grind, Lazy but enthusiastic, Minecraft, mobs, NO DONATION, No pvp, no website, private server, PvE, small server, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

-Here you won’t think about the fact that someone will kill you–Here you can devote yourself wholeheartedly to creativity and grind–The only danger we have for you is: Mobs, You–Tired of harmful players and arrogant admins? There are few players here and the admins will be very happy to see you (in the good sense of the word) –-We don’t have a website or donation yet, we are a little lazy but full of enthusiasm to create something similar to a server and, in the future, a whole game project–Do you play with cheats? the main thing is not to disturb others…-

45.93.200.220

”’>Winning Game<''' Minecraft Server

bad sportsmanship, Competitive Gaming, FF, Game, Gaming Community, gg, Jungler dies once, league of legends, losing mentality, mental resilience, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, online toxicity, player behavior, Server, Sportsmanship, team communication, team dynamics, terrible mentality, toxic players, winning, Winning game

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Potions Brewed:	170	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of toxic players ruining your League of Legends experience? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Jungler Dies Once” policy! If a jungler dies, they must perform a hilarious dance routine for the rest of the game to make up for it. Plus, if anyone tries to FF early, they will be banished to the Nether realm for eternity. Join us for a truly epic and drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other!