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UkrainianRaiders: Cross-Border Chaos

aggression, Attack, border conflict, Chaos, Crimea, cross-border incident, CrossBorder, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military conflict, military intervention, political tension, russia, security threat, territorial dispute, Territory, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianRaiders, war risk.

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Buildings Constructed:	48	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

so, like, u know how russia is all like “oh no, ukraine is invading us” and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and be part of the epic battle between ukrainian troops and russian forces, all in the world of minecraft!

imagine riding a creeper into battle, blowing up enemy bases with tnt cannons, and fighting off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword. it’s like world war 3, but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect on this server.

so come join us and be part of the chaos. who will win the ultimate showdown between ukraine and russia? only time will tell. but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride!

CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft

Brain, brain function, brain health, brain metabolism, changes, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 infection, CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft, health, infection, long-term effects, Medical research, metabolism, neurological disorders, neurological effects, pandemic, research, respiratory illness, severe COVID-19, study, Virus

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Towns Built:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than a virus is the fun! we’ve got so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about your brain metabolism!

rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret to curing COVID-19! but be careful, because the boss is actually a giant virus monster that shoots out face masks and hand sanitizer.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a fever dream (literally)! and don’t worry about your brain metabolism, because on this server, anything is possible – even growing a second head made entirely of diamonds.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it.

Noar Junior High School

Claims, classic, Grief Protection, Homes, Ice, Land Claim, max height, minecraft survival multiplayer, Nether, Noar Junior High School, Ocean, Parkour, parkour map, Players, PvP, RANK, smp, sunset, Survival, survivalgame, Survivalgames, Teleportation, Uptime, Votes

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Minecraft survival multiplayer. Experience the fun of an SMP without worrying about being griefed with claims! You can claim your land, set homes, teleport to other players, and more! There is also a huge parkour map that goes to max height!

Players Votes Uptime Rank

Noar SMP Minecraft server Classic Sunset Ocean Ice Nether

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BratCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Series, BratCraft, Chino Kafuu, Chiya Ujimatsu, Chocolate, Cocoa Hoto, coffee, comedy, friendship, Gochiusa, Happy Birthday Maya, Is the Order a Rabbit?, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Rabbit Cafe, Rize Tedeza, Server, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, tea

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll be celebrating Maya’s birthday every day! Why Maya, you ask? Because she’s the queen of Minecraft and she demands a party every day!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground lair where you can battle a dragon made entirely out of cake! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So come on down to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun place to play. Plus, Maya’s birthday party is the event of the century – you won’t want to miss it!

Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

9600X, 9700X, amd, benchmarks, comparison, computing, creeper, Disappointment, efficiency, explosions, Faster, faster processor, Gaming, gt9600X, intel, low power limit, Minecraft, multitasking, Performance, power consumption, processor architecture, productivity, smp, SPEED, Technology, Zen 4

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Void Gems Collected:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Magic Items Found:	3942	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the latest technology that is 9600X, which is 25% faster than Zen 4! And don’t even get us started on the 9700X, it’s 15% faster than Zen 4 but only because of a stupid low power limit – talk about drama!

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top with the most insane hardware you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have processors that can outperform anything else out there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the power of our server like never before!

FragrantFuneral Minecraft Server

Apology, awkward, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, formal ball, Fragrance, FragrantFuneral, Funeral, Honest, inappropriate, insensitive, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, occasion, oud, Overpowering, perfume, relationship, scent, Server, Suit

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Are you tired of being judged for your strong scent choices at inappropriate times? Join our Minecraft server where you can wear as much Oud as you want without any judgment! We promise not to call you ‘insensitive’ for your fragrance choices, no matter the occasion.

Imagine a world where you can attend a funeral smelling like a formal ball and no one bats an eye. That’s the kind of acceptance you’ll find on our server. Plus, we have a special grief support group for those who have been shamed for their scent choices at family gatherings.

So come join us and let your fragrance flag fly high! No apologies necessary, just good times and even better scents. Let’s make Minecraft smell fabulous again!

AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL

ableist, autism, autistic sister, AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL, awkward situation, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Flatmates, friendship, living situation, long tail tags, personal space, rent contribution, roommate dynamics, selective mute, Social Interaction, special interests, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommates like Emily again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no white guy smiles allowed.

Reasons to join: 1. No more awkward interactions with silent roommates – our virtual world is filled with chatty creepers and talkative villagers. 2. Build your dream house without worrying about sharing it with someone who gives you one-word answers. 3. Explore endless possibilities with fellow players who actually want to be your friend, not just roll their eyes at you.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs roommates when you have diamonds to mine and mobs to defeat? Let’s craft some epic memories together!

MineCraftyAdulting

adulting, aging, bills, Decision making, Expectations, financial burden, health concerns, ISOLATION, Lack of free time, Lack of spontaneity, long-term planning, MineCraftyAdulting, mundane tasks, PRESSURE, relationships, responsibilities, Routine, self-doubt, stress, Time management, work

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5726	Potions Brewed:	80
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363

Tired of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where responsibilities don’t exist! Build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments, explore fantastical lands without needing to book time off work, and battle dragons without risking your life savings.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.

So say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Africa Conflict, African Affairs, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, News, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, Second Front, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, world news

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

lol so like, u know how russia and ukraine are always beefin’, well now ukraine is like “imma open a second front in africa” like wut?? imagine if minecraft was like that, u join this server and suddenly u in africa fightin’ off zombies and creepers with a bunch of ukrainian players. it’s gonna be wild, man. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness.

AnnihilateCraft

AnnihilateCraft, Annihilation, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Iranian Army Commander, Israel, Israel-Iran tensions, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, nuclear capabilities, Nuclear Threat, regional stability, SECURITY, threat assessment, War

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Magic Items Found:	7345	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity like for realz. we got all the craziest builds and the most epic pvp battles you’ve ever seen. like, we got this one dude who built a giant potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. no joke. and another player who turned their entire base into a roller coaster. like, what even?

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic community ever. we have regular events like spleef tournaments and hide and seek games. plus, our admins are super chill and always down for a good laugh. like, one time they turned the whole server into a giant game of tag. it was wild.

so yeah, if you want to join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on a trampoline, then you gotta check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town.