Something’s still not perfect Minecraft Servers

Imperfect Night Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Potions Brewed:	62
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for creating mayhem and mischief. They will lead you on wild adventures and challenges that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. Our spawn point is located in a giant floating pineapple in the sky, because why not? Don’t worry, we have parachutes made of bubblegum to help you safely descend to the ground.

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but rather… rubber chickens. Yes, you heard that right. You can trade, buy, and sell items using rubber chickens. And yes, they do squeak when you squeeze them.

4. Our PvP battles are not your typical sword fights. Oh no, we have players riding on giant chickens armed with watermelon launchers, trying to knock each other off floating islands. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s insanely fun.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

ElephantCraft Minecraft Server

African elephants, Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal studies, Asian elephants, cognitive abilities, Communication, conservation, Elephant behavior, ElephantCraft, elephants, intelligent animals, mammal, Minecraft, Naming, recognition, research, Server, social behavior, social interactions, study, vocalization, wildlife

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where elephants roam free and call each other by name! 🐘🐘🐘

imagine logging on and being greeted by a herd of elephants who are all like “hey dumbo, come join us for a game of minecraft!” 🤣🤣

these elephants are not your average elephants, they are master builders who can create the most insane structures with their trunks! 🏰🐘

you can team up with them to build the ultimate elephant kingdom or challenge them to a build battle and see who can create the most epic masterpiece! 🤯🤯

plus, rumor has it that there is a secret underground elephant disco where they party all night long to the latest hits! 🎶🎉

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wild world of elephants in minecraft like never before! 🐘🎮

YamamRescueCraft

Bravery, counter-terrorism, crisis intervention, dramatic rescue, gaza, heroism, high stakes, hostage rescue, hostage situation, hostages, intense situation, life-saving mission, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, rare footage, rescued, security forces, special forces, tactical operation, Yamam forces, YamamRescueCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

OMG U GUYS THIS SERVER IS LIKE YAMAM FORCES RESCUING HOSTAGES FROM GAZA BUT IN MINECRAFT LOL. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE A HERO AND SAVE PEEPS FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE GOT MAD SKILLS LIKE YAMAM AND WE WILL RESCUE U FROM BORING SERVERS. COME SAVE THE DAY WITH US AND BE A LEGEND. #YOLO #MINECRAFTHEROES #SAVETHEDAY

Forgive & ForgetCraft

Boundaries, emotional intelligence, ForgetCraft, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness quotes, healthy relationships, inner peace, letting go, mental health, moving on, personal growth, relationships, Respect, self love, Self Respect, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, tolerance, toxic behavior

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8851	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

so like, come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t give a hoot about what you do because we forgive you anyways. like, you could build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle, we don’t care! we even have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into friendly kittens. plus, we have a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes and the grass grows cotton candy.

oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle? yeah, he’s pretty fancy. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything goes!

GunCraft: Defend & Survive!

American, conspiracy theories, DEFEND, Defense, fear, firearm ownership, great replacement theory, gun advertisement, gun ownership, Guncraft, Guns, lack of safety, ownership, pandemic, personal protection, Protection, response, Safety, self defense, sense of security, societal trends, SURVIVE, Threats

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	17

YO, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF YOU WANNA FEEL SAFE LIKE YOU GOT A GUN IN YO HANDS, BUT INSTEAD OF GUNS, YOU GOT A PICKAXE AND A SWORD! WE GOT CREEPERS CREEPIN’ AND ZOMBIES ZOMBIE-ING, BUT AIN’T NO PANDEMIC GONNA STOP US FROM BUILDIN’ AND SURVIVIN’!

WE GOT CONSPIRACY THEORIES FLOATIN’ AROUND LIKE STEVE BEIN’ AN ALIEN AND HEROBRIEN BEIN’ REAL! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT YA COVERED WITH OUR VIRTUAL REALITY SAFETY NET!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY LANDS AND ENDLESS ADVENTURES! WHO NEEDS GUNS WHEN YOU GOT A DIAMOND SWORD, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOOOOO!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be guarded by a pack of evil bacon-loving zombies. But be warned, these zombies are not your average brain-eating undead, they have a taste for bacon and will stop at nothing to protect their precious sword!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper DJ? Get your groove on with your blocky buddies and party the night away in style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic chicken. Soar through the skies and show off your aerial acrobatics to all your jealous friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by bacon-loving zombies, that is.

CraftyHoops Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with NBA press conferences where Kahleah Copper is hailed as the greatest Minecraft player of all time! Watch as she dominates the virtual court with her epic building skills and take part in outrageous tournaments where the prize is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay

ACL reconstruction, aita, bed rest, Blame, busy season, Chores, Communication, compromise, fair, GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay, Girlfriend, Heartless, household responsibilities, injury, relationship dynamics, surgery, surgery recovery, System, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the real-life drama like this crazy chore chart situation! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with unreasonable partners.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone assigning you extra chores just because you got injured. On our server, you’re free to explore, create, and have fun without any unfair expectations.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can unleash your creativity without any judgment, all while avoiding the chaos of real-life drama like this insane chore chart debacle. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft world where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

BlockBusterLaughs

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block tells a joke, every mob has a hilarious catchphrase, and even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile before they explode! Join us for non-stop laughs and endless fun as you navigate through our wacky world filled with pun-tastic puns, meme-tastic memes, and a whole lot of silliness. Who needs popcorn when you can have a side-splitting good time on our server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to LOL your way through the most consistently funny Minecraft server ever!

KittyCraft: No Dog Calls!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1159	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	437869	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up! we have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night and invite you to join in on the fun!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

we also have a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. you can ride on a unicorn or have a dance-off with a talking squirrel, the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for the time of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get this party started, baby! 🎉🦄🍭

MicrobeCraft: Gut Health Edition

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

come join our minecraft server where your gut microbiome will be so lit, you’ll never have to worry about cardiovascular disease again! our server is like a magical potion for your insides, making you feel younger and healthier with every block you mine. forget about metabolic dysfunction, we’ve got the cure right here in our virtual world. join us and let your gut microbiome do the talking as you build, explore, and conquer in ways you never thought possible. who knew that playing minecraft could be so good for your health? come see for yourself and start living your best, most microbial life today!