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AnthroCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of anthros on a Friday night? Look no further than our server, where human males mingle with female anthros in a way that’ll make you question your own sanity! Join us for the “Maternity Test” edition, where things get crazier than a creeper exploding in your face.

But wait, there’s more! How about a story about a birthday cake that will make you rethink your love for dessert? Or maybe you’re more into tales of Prince Anonymous and stars and stripes 2: star harder – we’ve got those too!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to watch out for the frost on her feathers – it’s colder than a snow golem’s heart!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, AniManga, Anime, body positivity, Characters, CHUBBY, COSPLAY, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, FANTASY, geek, Girls, hags, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, overweight, plus size, representation, smp, Women

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Crops Grown:	4433
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Items Found:	3171

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mines Excavated:	1693
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Farms Harvested:	226

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

tiny-hearts.com:27018

Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

borders, discrimination, Diversity, employment disparities, equal dignity, Equitable, foreign brown person, global citizens, Imaginary, impoverished, job opportunity, Minecraft, outsourcing, POCs, Privilege, PROTESTS, racial inequality, Server, social justice, THRIVING, white aggrievement, white mediocrity, zenimax, Zenimax Protests

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ores Mined:	7558
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Buildings Constructed:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

Bigotry, Black, Cracker, derogatory, discrimination, height, hurtful, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitive, Master, Minecraft, no pussy, offensive, Pathetic, prejudice, racial slurs, racial tension, racism, Riddle, short, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Emeralds Found:	3325
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!

Riddles Village

Adventure, Anarchy, balance, Challenges, Community, Community members, Dedication, EXCITEMENT, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Growing, imagination, Immersive, new, Passion, Plugins, PvP, Staff, Surprises, Survival, Survival Games, Updates, worlds

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Divine Spears Created:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Riddles Village is the perfect fresh start for Minecraft players looking to join a brand-new network, all backed by experience rooted in the Minecraft community since 2016. We may be just beginning, but our team is powered by years of dedication and a passion for crafting immersive, unforgettable gameplay.

With custom plugins unique to Riddles Village, every session brings you fresh challenges, exclusive features, and endless fun. Our servers receive constant updates to ensure your experience is always exciting, balanced, and full of surprises.

Ready to be part of a growing, friendly community? Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting out, there’s a place for you here. Join us at mc.riddlesvillage.com and dive into worlds where your imagination leads the way. Plus, we’re looking for enthusiastic staff and community members to help shape this adventure. Let’s build something incredible together!

mc.riddlesvillage.com

🧨 pvp.landymine.ru 19132 » BEST ANARCHY 🏡 Minecraft server

Anarchy, comfort, Communication, Development, donation, equality, freedom, Hardcore, Management, Minecraft, Mini Games, Protection, PvP, Server, Stability, Survival, Thematic, Unique, Vulture

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Crops Grown:	6824	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

►Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: pvp.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on the players and the comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of the modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ pvp.landymine.ru 19132

pvp.landymine.ru:19132

Epic Fail Minecraft Server

accepting mortality, addressing failure, belief in God, coping mechanisms, coping with gym, coping with life, coping with uncertainty, coping with video games, dealing with failure, delusional beliefs, Epic, existential crisis, facing reality, Fail, failures to launch, fear of death, fear of the future, finding purpose, finding the will to go on, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, socially accomplished normies

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Votes:	7661
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Are you tired of the existential dread weighing you down? Looking for a way to escape the harsh realities of life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. Build your dream world, fight off creepers, and maybe even find some diamonds to ease the pain of knowing we’re all doomed to die one day.

Our server is the ultimate coping mechanism for those who just can’t deal with the harsh truths of life. So come on, join us and let’s escape reality together in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

Move to America Minecraft SMP

America, Analysis, collapse, Crisis, decision, discussion, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, immigration, Impact, instability, Minecraft, Move, Moving, opportunity, perspective, Relocation, smp, Tariffs, Trade, uncertainty

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Buildings Constructed:	41
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Love Letters Sent:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Forget about politics, we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to worry about tariffs. Join us and witness the chaos as Europe implodes in the most entertaining way possible. Who needs a stable economy when you have a server full of hilarious shenanigans? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride!

PurgeSonic

Active players, Bosses, Community, Cracked, Custom Items, custom maps, Custom Plugins, Discord, Earth, Economy, Factions, Factions plugin, factions server, Fun, Grief Prevention, ip address, PvP, Raiding, Server Events, Slimefun, Survival, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to PurgeSonic! Bringing the factions on earth experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!

Our Features: Custom maps Bosses Slimefun Factions Cracked And much more in the making!

Check out our Discord here: https://discord.gg/8NHQP9Ycn5 Here is our IP: mc.purgesonic.lat

mc.purgesonic.lat:25587

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Character Teaser, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Simulators, Staff of Homa, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for the chance to meet Chasca, the goddess of Love and Peace, who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders. And if that’s not enough, we have characters like Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu waiting to team up with you in epic battles against mobs and monsters.

But wait, there’s more! Our current weapon banner features the Staff of Homa (Polearm) and A Thousand Floating Dreams (Catalyst) – perfect for unleashing your inner warrior and mage skills. Plus, don’t miss out on our event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” where you can win sweet rewards until November 7.

And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as a diamond block, so you’ll always be rewarded for your loyalty. Oh, and did we mention the redeemable codes with Primogems? It’s like finding a hidden chest full of treasure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected twists – just like when you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s going to be a blast!