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EVOCraft 2024 – Day 3 Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our EVO Arena Stage is where the top 6 players battle it out in games like “Giant Block Vs. Small Block,” “Giraffe Gangster Showdown Tactics,” “Taco King 8,” and “Super Fun 6”! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us and witness the craziness unfold as players fight for glory and bragging rights on our livestream at twitch.tv/evo! You won’t believe the intense gameplay and hilarious moments that happen on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground lair where diamond-encrusted creepers roam free and golden pigs fly. Will you be brave enough to explore the depths of our server and uncover its hidden treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

TrainRageDisabled

anger, brother, Cane, dick, disabled, ENTITLEMENT, injury, Lesson, Limp, old lady, Pain, Playground, Seat, standing, surgery, Train, Training, TrainRageDisabled, weight, Yelling

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Votes:	2423	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9536	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even players with a limp in their left leg due to a wild playground incident can find a home! We understand the struggle of not being able to stand for more than 10 minutes without a cane, so we provide virtual chairs for everyone to sit on while playing.

Join us and experience epic train rides where you can confront entitled old ladies and show them who’s boss. Show off your walking cane in-game to prove your disability and gain respect from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life situations?

So come on over to our server and let’s all yell at annoying NPCs together, because sometimes you just gotta teach them a lesson, even if it means looking like a dick in the process. See you in-game, where the drama is just as entertaining as the gameplay!

Lost & Found Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Magic Items Found:	2566	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37

Have you ever lost your favorite diamond sword in Minecraft and wished you could get it back? Well, on our server, we have a magical portal that can bring back anything you’ve ever lost in the game! That’s right, say goodbye to accidentally dropping your enchanted pickaxe into a pit of lava or losing your precious stack of diamonds to a sneaky creeper. Join our server and reclaim all your lost treasures with just a simple command. Who knew griefing could be so rewarding? So come on over and start your journey to reclaiming all your lost loot, because on our server, nothing is ever truly lost.

CraftyDreams

anxiety, CraftyDreams, exhaustion, FATIGUE, insomnia, insomnia causes, insomnia challenges, insomnia effects, insomnia remedies, insomnia struggles, insomnia symptoms, insomnia treatment, mental health, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disorder, sleep disturbances, sleep issues, sleep problems, sleepless nights, sleeplessness

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5478	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Votes:	7877
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Tired of counting sheep? Join our Minecraft server and build yourself a cozy bedrock fortress to finally get some rest! Our server is so relaxing, even the Endermen take naps here. Plus, our resident zombie pigmen are experts at curing insomnia with their soothing snorts and grunts. Say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to dreamland on our server!

BorderCat Minecraft Server

animal smuggling, border control, BorderCat, conservation, criminal activity, cross-border crime, detained, Endangered species, endangered wildlife, illegal wildlife trade, illegal-trade, law enforcement, Minecraft, Polish-Ukrainian border, Server, SMUGGLER, wild cat, wildlife crime, wildlife protection, wildlife smuggling, wildlife trafficking, wildlife trafficking network, wildlife trafficking ring

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have wild cat smugglers running amok near the polish-ukrainian border! watch out for the sneaky felines trying to steal your diamonds and creep up on you while you’re building your epic castle. but don’t worry, our fearless moderators are on the case, ready to detain any mischievous kitties trying to cause chaos. join now for a wild adventure filled with crazy cat antics and non-stop excitement!

LatvianLingoCraft

education, ethnic Russians, European court, european union, language discrimination, language diversity, language education, language equality, language integration, language policy, language rights, language rights protection, language rights violation, LATVIA, Latvian language, LatvianLingoCraft, linguistic diversity, linguistic rights, minority language rights, minority rights, Multiculturalism

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. we got like, so many Latvian peeps up in here, it’s like a party all the time. and guess what? we even got a European court ruling that says it’s all good, so you know it’s legit.

come join us and learn some Latvian while you’re at it. it’s like, the cool thing to do now. plus, we got like, crazy stories about how Latvian saved people’s lives and stuff. true story, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have a blast and learn some new language, this is the place to be. come join us, and let’s get this party started!

LoveCraftedMC

Emophilia, emotional attachment, emotional behavior, emotional bonds, emotional connections, emotional intensity, emotional involvement, emotional sensitivity, emotional tendencies, Falling In Love, Infidelity, love, love patterns, LoveCraftedMC, psychological trait, relationship patterns, romantic partners, romantic relationships, romantic tendencies, unfaithfulness

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	206	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

So, like, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta have HIGH emophilia, bro! We only want players who fall in love super easily and have, like, a million relationships at once. And get this, the more unfaithful you are, the better! We want drama, we want scandal, we want all the juicy gossip in the Minecraft world!

Join now and be part of the most chaotic love triangle drama Minecraft has ever seen! Who needs diamonds when you have heartbreak and betrayal, amirite? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for love (and drama) on our server!

FlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of parkour on a bed of lava! Will you be able to out-jump him and claim the coveted title of Parkour King?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays enchanted golden eggs! Join us if you dare, and see if you can catch a glimpse of this spectral poultry in action.

So why did it flop, you ask? It’s simple – because it was too wild, too crazy, and too hilarious for the average player to handle. But if you’re brave enough to join us, you’ll be in for the adventure of a lifetime!

TattooedTatas Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, attraction, beauty standards, body art, body modification, controversial, Expression, female body, Individuality, ink, judgment, Minecraft, Perception, Permanent, personal choice, Preferences, Server, skin, societal norms, taboo, tattoo, TattooedTatas, turn off

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Buildings Constructed:	38
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Emeralds Found:	2072	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds! Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil chickens!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any loss of sanity or dignity that may occur while playing on our server)

BadassCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Buildings Constructed:	40
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	390866	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Well, move over Alexander the Great and Genghis Khan because the most badass person in history is actually the owner of this Minecraft server! Legend has it that they once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Join this server if you want to bask in the glory of the ultimate Minecraft warrior and learn their secret techniques for surviving in the wild. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Are you brave enough to claim it? Join now and become a part of the most epic adventure in Minecraft history!