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  • MarriedCraft: Where Straight Dudes Have Gay Fun!

    MarriedCraft: Where Straight Dudes Have Gay Fun!
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 4231
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

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    LOL, dis server is like a wild party where straight married dudes are secretly having gay sex! 😂 Join us for a crazy time full of surprises and unexpected twists! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server! So come on and join the fun, you won’t regret it! 🤪🎉

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  • 🎮🔥 Enter the Chaos Realm: PvP Mayhem with Team Massilia! 🔥🎮 No roleplay here!

    🎮🔥 Enter the Chaos Realm: PvP Mayhem with Team Massilia! 🔥🎮 No roleplay here!
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 1521
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 472 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

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    Geopol <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/golden-state/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Geopol Minecraft Server

    Step into an Epic Adventure on the Geopol Minecraft Server!

    The Geopol Minecraft server is a realm where war reigns supreme, and Team Massilia stands as a beacon of strength and unity. We are seeking brave souls to join our noble quest against the relentless tribal savages. Whether you’re a dedicated grinder, a formidable PvPer, or a visionary builder, there’s a place for you in our ranks.

    What Awaits You:

    • Thrilling Custom PvP Battles: Engage in heart-pounding combat with unique weapons and gear.
    • Epic War Conquests: Strategize and dominate in our war-torn world.
    • Exclusive Events: Participate in exciting challenges and events.
    • Masterful Building Projects: Collaborate on grand constructions and showcase your creative genius.
    • Vibrant Community: Join a supportive, active, and friendly team.

    Requirements:

    • Passion: A love for Minecraft and a spirit of adventure.
    • Teamwork: Dedication and a positive, collaborative attitude.

    Become a Legend with Team Massilia!

    If you have what it takes to rise to the challenge, we want you! Reach out to us on Discord to embark on this grand journey. Discord Invite Link

    For Glory, For Honor, For Massilia!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the Geopol Minecraft Server? You can join the server by reaching out to us on Discord and following the instructions provided.
    What type of gameplay can I expect on the server? The server offers custom PvP battles, war conquests, exclusive events, building projects, and a vibrant community to interact with.
    What are the requirements to join Team Massilia? We look for players who have a passion for Minecraft and adventure, as well as a dedication to teamwork and a positive attitude.
    Is there a specific theme or storyline on the server? Yes, the server revolves around a war-torn world where Team Massilia fights against tribal savages. Players can immerse themselves in this epic adventure.

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  • Minecraft server: “MineFortress2 – The Blocky Battle”

    Minecraft server: “MineFortress2 – The Blocky Battle”
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 467
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Runes Activated: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than Banana Bay Edition! Our summer update is live and it’s bananas! Literally, there are bananas everywhere. Join our new Community MvM tour and battle it out with potatoes (yes, potatoes) at oo.potato.tf.

    Looking for more 4chan servers? We’ve got you covered. Join Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, or Konata for even more outrageous adventures. And don’t forget to check out our resources, including FAQs, mods, loadouts & skins, HUDs, scripting, trading, stats, sprays, and more.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at Banana Bay Edition for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

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  • MineCraftyLove – Erotic Roleplay Server

    MineCraftyLove – Erotic Roleplay Server
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 9726
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in some truly wild and wacky adventures! Join us for some Meido Edition Erotic Roleplay, where you can dress up as a sexy maid and clean up the competition.

    Our server is filled with pixelated passion and steamy scenarios that will leave you blushing and laughing at the same time. From building your own naughty castle to participating in epic battles with other players dressed as French maids, the possibilities are endless.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft and roleplaying as you are? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players can test their skills in some seriously saucy challenges.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and let the Meido madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 6081
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Farms Harvested: 260
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Endless Night Skies: 4

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    Are you tired of dealing with judgmental in-laws who think you should wait on your husband hand and foot? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise.

    On our server, you can create your own rules and assign chores to whoever you want – even if it’s just making sure the virtual cows are fed. Plus, if anyone gives you grief, you can just block them (literally) and move on with your day.

    So come join us and let off some steam by mining, crafting, and exploring in a world where you call the shots. Who knows, you might even find some virtual therapy in building the perfect pixelated mansion to escape to when the in-laws get too much to handle.

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  • DrunkWifeRescueCraft

    DrunkWifeRescueCraft
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 4759
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 8982

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that values safety above all else? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that you will never be more than a 30-second sprint away from your virtual kids! Just like this responsible parent in Australia, we prioritize the well-being of our players, even if it means missing out on a night of fun and drinks.

    Join us and experience the thrill of constantly monitoring your kids in-game, making sure they don’t get into any virtual trouble. We may not be helicopter parents, but we sure know how to keep a close eye on our little blocky adventurers.

    And don’t worry about leaving your kids unattended on our server – it’s against the rules! Just like this dedicated parent, we believe in being there to pick them up every time they fall (or get attacked by a Creeper).

    So come join us on the most responsible Minecraft server out there, where the only risk you’ll be taking is whether to build your house out of wood or stone. And remember, always have an umbrella handy, even if it’s just raining in-game!

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  • MadCraft: Rage Edition

    MadCraft: Rage Edition
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 4098
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Enchantments Applied: 76
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Animals Bred: 194 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

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    Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house? Are you sick of getting your diamonds stolen by sneaky little Endermen? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our Minecraft server and let out all your rage in the most epic way possible. We have a special “Rage Mode” where every time you die, a herd of angry pigs will spawn and chase you around until you can defeat them all. Trust us, it’s a real bacon bonanza!

    But that’s not all – we also have a “Troll Zone” where players can set up traps and pranks to mess with each other. Want to build a giant lava pit outside someone’s front door? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Knock yourself out!

    So come on over to our server and unleash your inner rage in the most hilarious way possible. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pigs!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HouthiPortSmashCraft

    HouthiPortSmashCraft
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 5156
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Mines Excavated: 1826 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3

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    so dis server is like da bomb diggity, u know? we got like crazy builds and epic adventures waitin for u to join. like one time, we had dis player who built a giant chicken outta diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers. it was epic, man.

    but wait, there’s more! we also have secret treasure hunts where u can find rare loot and hidden dungeons filled with spooky mobs. and if dat ain’t enough to convince u to join, just know dat we once had a player who tamed a pack of wild wolves and used dem to take down a dragon in one epic battle.

    so come on, join dis server and show dem enemies dat we will reach dem no matter how far away. join now and be part of da craziest Minecraft adventure of ur life!

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  • AncestorCraft

    AncestorCraft
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 315
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 289 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

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    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more ancestors smilin’ up at u than smilin’ down on u. Like, u know u gonna have a blast buildin’ and survivin’ in dis wacky world where even da ghosts of ur great-great-great-great-great-grandparents be cheerin’ u on. Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over da place filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. And rumor has it, if u find the legendary Golden Pickaxe, u can dig straight to da center of da earth and find a portal to a whole new dimension where pigs fly and creepers do da cha cha. So come join us and let’s make ur ancestors proud by craftin’, minin’, and explorin’ together in dis epic Minecraft adventure!

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  • Escape the stress of adulting on Escapism SMP – where all ages act mature but don’t look it!

    Escape the stress of adulting on Escapism SMP – where all ages act mature but don’t look it!
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 3766
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

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    Overview

    Server Name Escapism
    Features Simple Voice Chat, Dynmap, Gsit, Graves, Death Heads, Essentials

    Commonly Asked Questions

    Where is the server located?

    The server is located in Paris, France. However, we have a player base from all over the world.

    What age do you have to be to join?

    Unfortunately, we do not accept anyone under the age of 18. If you are caught lying about your age and are under 18, you will be banned from the server promptly.

    What is the server version?

    The server is a Java server set at the latest version, 1.21.

    Our Rules

    • No huge AFK or duping machines
    • No big farms near spawn
    • No hacked clients, x-ray or other forms of cheating
    • No NSFW images/chats
    • No stealing or griefing
    • Please be respectful and reasonable, and most importantly…have fun!

    If you have any questions, please feel free to ask them below and I will get back to you with an answer as soon as I can.

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