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Crafty AFK Adventures: Where even your ‘offline’ friend can join the fun!

Adventures, Afk, Coincidence, Communication, Connection, Crafty, end up, Friend, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming Platform, internet, Join, match, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, player, same, Social, Somehow., TEAM, Technology, virtual

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you tired of your friend always being “offline” when you want to play Minecraft together? Well, on our server, you’ll magically end up in the same match as them every time! It’s like the universe is conspiring to bring you two together in pixelated glory.

Join our server for the chance to experience this mind-boggling phenomenon and laugh in the face of logic and reason. Who needs to understand how it works when you can just enjoy the chaos of it all? Plus, you never know what other wacky surprises await you on our server. It’s a wild ride from start to finish, so buckle up and get ready for some seriously absurd fun!

Auzorite Mc

Adventure, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, open world, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Voxel

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2383	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

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24/7 uptime, ad network no1, adnetwork uk to, Gaming Community, LifeSteal, Lifesteal mode, Low Ping, minecraft server, multiplayer, No Lag, online gaming, server ip, Survival, survival mode, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

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– Low Ping (20-50ms)

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– No Lag

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Fujoshis Minecraft Server: Autistic Females Unite!

acceptance, Anime, autistic, autistic kinship, Community, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, fanfiction, FANGIRLS, female autists, Females, Fujoshis, INCLUSIVE, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Passion, relationships, Server, shipping, Support, Understanding, unite, yaoi

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	6047
Magic Items Found:	2941	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	151
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you a fan of fujoshis and all things wild and wacky? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where fujoshis reign supreme and where we embrace our inner autists with pride.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server that celebrates the unique and quirky fujoshi culture? Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggles and triumphs of being a fujoshi in a world that just doesn’t get it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From giant yaoi statues to pixel art of your favorite anime characters, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us and let your fujoshi flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find your fujoshi soulmate or discover a new passion for building the most fabulous and flamboyant creations in all of Minecraft. Let’s get crazy and have some fun together!

Slowly Searches Gun Drawn Protagonist – Minecraft SMP

60s pop hit, Atmospheric, creepy apartment, Dark, dramatic, DRAWN, eerie, gun, gun drawn, Hiding, INTENSE, investigation, loud music, make your own kind of music, Minecraft, Mystery, Protagonist, record player, Searches, searches slowly, Slowly, smp, Suspense, Thriller, Villain

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Animals Bred:	67	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to defeat the villain is by making your own kind of music! Picture this: you, armed with a diamond sword, sneaking through a creepy house filled with traps and secrets. Suddenly, a 60’s pop hit blares from an old record player, giving away your position to the villain. But fear not, for your music-making skills will lead you to victory!

Join our server for a chance to face off against evil masterminds, uncover hidden treasures, and jam out to some groovy tunes along the way. Who needs traditional weapons when you have the power of music on your side? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

GenreBusters Minecraft Server

Author, books, Communication, Development, Diversity, education, encouragement, family, GenreBusters, Genres, interests, laziness, Literature, Minecraft, motivation, parenting, reading, relationships, Server, Siblings, Support, thriller novels, translation

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Are you tired of your mom nagging you about your little sister’s reading habits? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

On our server, you can build your own library filled with all the genres your sister could ever dream of! From romance to mystery to fantasy, we’ve got it all. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden thriller novel or two.

Forget about being called lazy for not trying harder to help your sister. On our server, you can show off your building skills and create the ultimate reading paradise for her. Plus, who needs real books when you can have virtual ones in Minecraft?

So come join us and let’s make reading fun again – one block at a time!

CousinWifeNoob vs SisterInLawSlay

adapting to new family, CousinWifeNoob, cultural adaptation, Cultural differences, defending family members, double standards, family acceptance, family conflict, family criticism, family dynamics, family expectations, family favoritism, family judgment, family pressure, family relationships, Family Values, fitting in, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate dress, SisterInLawSlay, social expectations, social situations

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no judgmental relatives in sight.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and build to your heart’s content without anyone criticizing your outfit choices or social skills. Unlike some family members, we welcome all players with open arms and encourage creativity in all forms.

Join us for a virtual escape where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or double standards. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our server is waiting for you to join the fun and escape to a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the game!

StruggleBusMinecraftSMP

anxiety, behavioral changes, changes in appetite, changes in sleep patterns, coping mechanisms, depression, difficulty concentrating, emotional distress, hopelessness, irritability, ISOLATION, lack of motivation, loss of interest, mental health, mood swings, seeking help, self-care practices, self-destructive behavior, signs of struggle, stress, StruggleBusMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	372703	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Towns Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some real chaos and hilarity!

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness players struggling in the most ridiculous ways possible. From accidentally setting their houses on fire to getting lost in the Nether for hours, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where players fight each other with nothing but fishing rods and potatoes. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve been smacked in the face with a raw fish during a heated Minecraft duel.

So if you’re looking for a server where the struggle is real and the laughs are endless, join us now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

NoMoreWhiningMC

acceptance, annoyance, attitude, Communication, complaining, criticism, Empathy, Gratitude, mindfulness, mindset, Negativity, NoMoreWhiningMC, patience, personal growth, perspective, Pet Peeves, positivity, self improvement, tolerance, Understanding, Whining

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9995

Tired of people whining about not having enough diamonds in Minecraft? Well, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our server is literally made of diamonds – the ground, the trees, even the animals are all sparkling with precious gems.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who are actually super chill once you get to know them. They throw the best parties and even teach you how to do the Creeper Shuffle dance move.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where diamonds are plentiful and creepers are your best friends, then join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

UkraineCraft: Peaceful Pixels

commissioner, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU defense, EU-Ukraine relations, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Peace, peace negotiations, peace process, Peacebuilding, Peaceful, pixels, SECURITY, territorial sovereignty, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	758332	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so, liek, u kno how ukraine is liek havin a bit of a rough time wit russia and stuff? well, dis minecraft server is here to save the day! join us and help ukraine win back their land and bring peace to da world!

we got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur next move against da evil russians. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn to ride into battle cuz why not?

so come on, join us and be a hero in dis epic tale of good vs evil. together, we can make ukraine great again!

Glassy Gallium Osteo-Killers

Bioactive Glass, Bioactive Glass Technology, bioactive materials, Bone Cancer Therapy, Bone Tumor Therapy, Cancer Cell Death, Cancer Cell Destruction, cancer treatment, Cell Culture, gallium, Gallium Oxide, Gallium-Doped Glass, Glassy, innovative medicine, Kills 99% of Osteosarcoma Cells, Laboratory Tests, Medical research, Non-Cytotoxic, Osteoblasts, OsteoKillers, Osteosarcoma Research, Osteosarcoma Treatment

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	21

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got bioactive glass that can cure bone cancer, bro! Like, who needs doctors when you can just hop on our server and get healed by some magic glass, am I right?

Join our server and watch as your osteosarcoma cells get wrecked by our bioactive glass doped with gallium oxide. It’s like a battle royale in your body, except the cancer cells are the losers every time!

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you’ll be surviving against cancer cells! Who needs creepers when you’ve got osteosarcoma trying to take you down?

So come on, join our server and experience the most insane Minecraft gameplay ever. Who knew curing cancer could be so much fun? Let’s get crafting and kicking some cancer butt!