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PoorCraft: Where Diamonds are just a Dream

Assistance, be poor, budgeting, Challenges, children, Community, diamonds, dream, Expenses, family, financial burden, financial hardship, financial stress, have children, low-income, money management, parenting, PoorCraft, POVERTY, Resources, Struggling, Support, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being poor and having children is actually a good thing! 🤑👶

Join our server and watch your virtual bank account explode as you mine for diamonds and build extravagant mansions for your little Minecraft munchkins. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a virtual family that never complains about doing chores?

But wait, there’s more! Experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore our wacky world. Don’t worry, your children will be safe…unless they wander too close to the lava pit. 😬

So why wait? Join our server now and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with your virtual family by your side. Who knew being poor and having children could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft? 🤣🎮

Pixel Penises & Creeper Faces Server

art, artistic expression, artwork, Computer, creativity, creativity at work, creeper, design, digital art, digital drawing, doodle, drawing, drawing on technology, faces, Graphic design, illustration, laptop, monitor, pen tablet, penises, PIXEL, Screen, Server, sketch, Technology

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crops Grown:	6070
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🎮💥

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, THIS server is like no other! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon named Steve.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you will have the chance to battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu, ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…🐑💥

WARNING: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to play Minecraft 24/7.

Call of Blocky: Dial ‘1-403-926-5649’ for a wild Minecraft adventure!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	205	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world! Can you handle it? – We have a secret underground base filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises. Just watch out for the TNT traps! – Our admin team consists of highly trained dolphins who will guide you through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. They may even grant you three wishes if you’re lucky! – The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but CHICKEN NUGGETS. Trade wisely! – We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of LAVA and EXPLOSIONS. Hold on tight!

So what are you waiting for? Call 1-403-926-5649 now and join the craziest Minecraft server of all time!

PixelatedPals: “What do you guys look like?”

175cm, Appearance, guys, height, personal image, physical traits, PixelatedPals, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, self description, self disclosure, self esteem, self portrait, self representation, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-presentation, visual description, what do you look like

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Dragons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are as big as your dreams and the adventures are as wild as your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a journey through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes?

Join us and you’ll get to build your own INSANE creations, like a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t worry about getting lost in this vast world, because we have UNICORNS that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can battle against ZOMBIE PIGMEN in epic PvP matches, go on quests to find the legendary LOST DIAMOND OF DOOM, or even ride a GIANT CHICKEN into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the MINECRAFT MADNESS begin!

Crafty McLaughy – Where Minecraft is the only way to play something!

1. Go play something, childhood play 7. Playful moments, Crafty, creative play 5. Playful activities, indoor play 4. Active play, McLaughy, Minecraft, Play, Playtime, playtime 10. Playful experiences, playtime 2. Fun games, playtime 3. Outdoor play, playtime 6. Playful games, playtime 8. Playful adventures, playtime 9. Playful memories

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4146
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on sleeping pills? Well, THIS server is the cure for your gaming blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive llamas, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to any player brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the skeletons have killer dance moves!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on THIS server? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Dynamite Divas Minecraft

coexistence, cyberbullying, danger, discrimination, DIVAS, dynamite, extremism, fear, Harassment, hate crime, intolerance, Islamophobia, Minecraft, online hate, Peace, prejudice, racism, radicalization, Safety, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, violence

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crops Grown:	4687
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Potions Brewed:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where anything goes, including bombing Muslim girls! Just kidding, we don’t condone violence in any form. But if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and build amazing structures, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us and experience the thrill of blowing up creepers and zombies with your TNT cannons. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And who knows, you might even encounter a rare pink sheep that farts rainbows!

But the real reason to join our server is the community. Our players are like one big dysfunctional family, always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, no actual bombing of anyone, especially not Muslim girls.

Barefoot Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

aliexpress jeans, Barefoot, Bash, bday party, Birthday, casual attire, celebration, Cultural differences, Decision making, deodorant, Dilemma, fashion, flipflops, friendship, indian friend, Minecraft, Outfit, party etiquette, personal hygiene, ralph lauren polo shirt, Server, social norms, Style

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Potions Brewed:	77
Towns Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for a wild and wacky time! Imagine a world where your Indian friend shows up to your birthday party wearing flipflops, a fake Ralph Lauren polo shirt, and cheap AliExpress jeans without deodorant – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

But that’s not all! Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on llamas while battling zombie pigs with diamond swords. Or how about building a giant toilet house in the sky and inviting all your friends over for a ridiculous party?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the door – because on our server, anything goes!

Crafty Charlie’s Chaos

Chaos, Charlie, Charlie Images, Charlie Thread, Charlies, Communication, community standards, CONTENT, Crafty, Guidelines, Images, Moderation, no porn, No Porno, Online Community, plz, post, Respect, rules, sharing, social media, Thread

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	2783
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is no posting Charlie images… unless they’re CHARLIE THE UNICORN images, then it’s totally allowed! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster ride.

Join us for INSANE adventures where you can ride GIANT CHICKENS into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Build your own CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your MOON ROCKS.

But remember, the most important rule of all is to never, ever post any CHARLIE images that aren’t related to unicorns. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you break that rule… let’s just say it involves a lot of EXPLODING SHEEP. So come join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty N’ Crazy: The Manly Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Colonialism, compensation, Crafty, crazy, cultural identity, descendants, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, European descent, heritage, historical trauma, History, INEQUALITY, injustice, man, manly, Minecraft, reparations, reparative justice, restitution, ROMANS, Server, social justice, Waiting

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of waiting for your reparations from the descendants of Romans? Well, look no further because this Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a quest to claim what is rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On this Minecraft server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and start your journey to reclaim your long overdue reparations in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be so much fun?

Crafty Scammers: Bloodstained Edition

2019, Backers, Bloodstained, Chaos mode, Classicvania mode, confusion, Crafty, criticism, delayed, Development, Disappointment, dlc, Edition, Frustration, kickstarter, long wait, New costumes, Release, scam, SCAMMERS, Updates, video game, Vs mode

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game came out in 2019 and they still haven’t released the final DLC stuff kek! Imagine playing on a server where Chaos mode turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, new costumes transform you into a blocky superhero, Vs mode pits players against each other in epic battles, and second classicvania mode transports you to a pixelated vampire world. What the fuck is going on? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure!