somatoform – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NoKidsNoCreeperZ

Big Fat Liar, comedy, Daddy Daycare, Dennis the Menace, early 2000s, family, generation, heathens, home alone, Kids, Kindergarten Cop, Little Rascals, Millennials, movie scenes, Movies from the late 90s, NoKidsNoCreeperZ, not wanting kids, parenting, reasons, serious reasons

join our epic minecraft server where chaos reigns and mischief is the name of the game! ever wanted to be like dennis the menace, causing mayhem and driving adults crazy? well now you can!

we have a home alone themed area where you can set up traps to fend off pesky intruders, just like kevin mcallister!

feeling like a big fat liar? we have a scene where you can team up with other players to take down the bad guy, just like in the movie!

daddy daycare more your style? take care of virtual kids and see if you have what it takes to handle the chaos!

kindergarten cop? become the enforcer of the playground and keep those rowdy kids in line!

and who can forget the little rascals? team up with your friends to pull off epic pranks and shenanigans!

join us now and unleash your inner heathen in the most hilarious way possible! (Disclaimer: no actual children will be harmed in the making of this server) 🤣🤣🤣

North America Divided

adorn, Automobility, Blockus, Claims, Create, Discord, Dynmap, Farmers DelightBrewery, Geopolitical, Macaw Mods, minecraft server, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, North America Divided, Roleplay, Saros Construction, Simple Animated Guns, Survival, united states, Usa, Vinery, Waypoints, Xaeros Map Mod, Yuushya Townscape

In a world where the United States collapsed and the inhabitants had to fend for themselves… Join us on a modded 1:80 scale map of the United States and make your own story, be a politician, a builder, a wanderer, or integrate yourself into society, the choice is yours.

NAD offers many mods including but not limited to

VineryBlockusFarmers DelightBreweryAdornAutomobilityCreateVarious Macaw ModsSaros ConstructionSimple Animated GunsYuushya Townscape

And Many More!

We do not have a Dynmap but we have Xaeros Map Mod and some waypoints in the discord or you can check the claims on the map to help you get around!Discord: https://discord.gg/CZCDS4k3dB

Hope to see you there!

na.apexmc.co

RankCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Rank algorithm, Rank and file, Rank competition, Rank down, Rank evaluation, Rank formula, Rank hierarchy, Rank high, Rank level, Rank list, Rank low, Rank order, Rank placement, Rank position, Rank scale, Rank scoring, Rank them, rank up, RankCraft, Ranking, Ranking system, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs! Join us if you dare!
Do you want to be part of a community that is more dysfunctional than a family of creepers at a fireworks show? Look no further, because our server is filled with players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high! Join us for a wild ride you won’t forget (if you survive)!
Are you looking for a Minecraft server that is more chaotic than a herd of stampeding cows in a thunderstorm? Look no further, because our server is like a tornado made of TNT and diamond blocks! Join us for a whirlwind of madness and mayhem that will leave you questioning your sanity (and your ability to build a decent house)!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

blockparty, character profiles, chat client, Depravity, eicons, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, gossip, kinks, Minecraft, online roleplaying, Partners, pet peeve, potential partner, profile image, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, Server, site drama, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all the things that make you go “Oh no, they didn’t!” Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, depravity, and more drama than a soap opera. Our webchat is perfect for all your textual roleplaying needs, and our group forums are where you can find like-minded partners with the craziest fetishes.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that loves to hate on each other while still having a blast? Our profiles are as unique as they come, and our roleplay logs will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, our live status tracker is like a rollercoaster of emotions – you never know what you’re gonna get!

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or kink)! Just remember, our biggest pet peeve is boring partners, so bring your A-game and get ready for a wild ride.

ParentalPayCutMC

communication breakdown, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cutting off financially, disrespecting partner, emotional manipulation, emotional stress, family conflict, family loyalty, financial boundaries, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial strain, financial support, intergenerational dynamics, parental entitlement, parental expectations, ParentalPayCutMC, partner support, relationship issues, setting boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a story that will make you want to jump right in.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in our server when suddenly, your virtual dad sends you an invoice for his car registration and demands you pay it. But wait, it gets even crazier – he starts ranting about how you owe him for being raised and how you’re a bad son for not covering all his expenses.

But fear not, because in our Minecraft server, you can escape the madness of real life and build your own empire without any invoices or family drama. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing you owe is your creativity and imagination!

Loan-Free Craft!

college affordability, Craft, debt relief, economic policy, education, federal loans, financial aid, financial burden, forgiveness, government policy, higher education, interest rates, loan forgiveness, loan forgiveness options, loan forgiveness program, loan interest, loan repayment, LoanFree, student debt crisis, student loan debt, student loans, US government

Are you tired of paying interest on your student loans? Well, imagine a world where the US Government charges NO interest at all! That’s right, on this Minecraft server, we believe in free education for all – both in-game and in real life! Join us and watch your student loan debt magically disappear as you mine, build, and explore our wacky world filled with talking animals and dancing creepers. Who needs loan forgiveness when you can have interest-free education forever? Join now and start crafting your way to financial freedom!

AzovCraft: Ukrainian Sea Drone Invasion

AzovCraft, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, drone, eastern europe, Geopolitics, intelligence, Invasion, Maritime, Military, Naval, OPERATIONs, Russian navy, safe haven, sea, Sea Drones, Sea of Azov, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian sea drones are taking over the russian navy’s sea of azov safe haven! it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form! witness the chaos as the drones wreak havoc on the unsuspecting navy, all while you build your own empire and conquer the seas! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! #ukrainianseadrones #minecraftmadness

HoBoysCraft

Ancestry, Background, characteristics, derived, Dna, f-boys, family history, Genealogy, generations, genetic makeup, genetics, heritage, HoBoysCraft, Hos, Inheritance, likelihood, lineage, lineage analysis, long tail, Roots, Traits

yo, u ever wonder if ur dna came from a long line of ho’s & f-boys? well, guess what, u can find out on our server! we got a dna testing lab where u can uncover ur scandalous ancestry. maybe u come from a line of pirate ho’s or ninja f-boys, who knows? join now and uncover the truth about ur genetic past. it’s a wild ride, just like ur family tree.

CountryCraft Minecraft Server

Allegiance, alliances, Army, Conflict, Countries, CountryCraft, Division, Factions, Fighting, geographical regions, Identity, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, Politics, Server, Support, Unity, Young men

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can be an entire country and battle it out with other countries! Forget small factions, we’re talking full-blown armies here.

Join us and witness epic battles between entire geographical regions, where young men fight for glory and honor (and maybe a little bit of gold). Who needs to know who they’re fighting for when you can just swing your sword and hope for the best?

So come on, join us and experience the chaos and madness of being a whole country in Minecraft. Who needs diplomacy when you have a diamond sword?

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, anonymous tip, CLANDESTINE, Confidential, Covert, crime, detective, Enigma, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 14903028, Obscure, puzzling, Secrets, Server, Suspense, suspicious, Thriller, unknown, unsolved case

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave filled with dancing unicorns.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and zombies to your heart’s content. And don’t forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride their pig the fastest through an obstacle course filled with obstacles like giant mushrooms and lava pits.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!