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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8884 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 130 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.