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The Ranch SMP

+18, build contests, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Furries, Items, Jobs, Landclaim, Lore, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, Ranks, RPG, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	281
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Votes:	590	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

USERS MUST WHITELIST BEFORE JOINING :)You can find us here: discord.gg/yBYKVusx4n

What is The Ranch SMP?The Ranch SMP is an 18+ (SFW) Economy RPG server, made by furries, for furries! Our community aims to expand on the vanilla mechanics of minecraft by providing an environment that rewards players for their time and effort in our community. Our curated list of plugins aims to enhance the quality of life on the server, and strives to add new features for players to learn, explore, and expand upon.

What is The Ranch’s playstyle like?Our server has a main focus on RPG elements from MCMMO, and compliments it with a competitive based economy to encourage players to collaborate and work together to form a functioning society! We use playtime based ranks, which as you level up will increase your claim size, backpack size, home count, max job limit, and other unique abilities per rank! You should expect a semi-vanilla experience mechanic wise, with a few plugins changing things up for a little added spice.

How long has the server been open?After several iterations over the past years, an official relaunch is here to stay! A big thanks to all of our beta testers who stayed active and helped find / solve all the quirks of our early community days.

Are you looking for staff?We’re always looking to expand our staff team, and would love to adopt some active, knowledgeable players from our community into the team!

What kind of events are we talking about here?There is a loose lore planned for the server which will come with custom ranks and items rewarded to players who choose to participate. We always have holiday events running, and occasionally host build contests as well!

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CraftyExile Minecraft Server

Bait Builds, Beta Registration, Closed Beta, Compiled Links, CraftyExile, Links, Minecraft, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, path of exile builds, Path of Exile Community, Path of Exile Discussion, Path of Exile Forums, Path of Exile general, Path of Exile News, Path of Exile Patch Notes, Path of Exile Updates, POE 2, Server, Settlers of Kalguur, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds? Well, look no further than our server, where we specialize in Bait Builds Edition! That’s right, we’ll trick you into thinking you’re building something amazing, only to reveal a hilarious twist at the end.

Join us on Settlers of Kalguur, where the land is filled with wacky creatures and unexpected challenges. Our Patch Notes are so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next. And don’t even get us started on PoE 2 – our closed beta is coming soon, and it’s going to blow your mind!

We’ve compiled all the links, tools, and utilities you’ll need to navigate our crazy server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

MacroPadMania Minecraft SMP

coding, compact, convenience, Customization, design, efficient, framework, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, Keybindings, Laptops, Macropad, MacroPadMania, Minecraft, numpad, peripherals, portable, productivity, programming, Shortkeys Lite, smp, std, Technology

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about this epic new SMP server where you can build your own macropad in-game? That’s right, forget about boring old numpads, now you can customize your own keyboard shortcuts while mining and crafting!

Join our server and show off your coding skills by binding all your favorite commands to your macropad. Want to summon a herd of creepers with just one click? No problem! Need to teleport to your secret base in a flash? Easy peasy!

Don’t be stuck with a boring old laptop, join our SMP and experience the ultimate customization with your very own macropad. Who needs Shortkeys Lite when you can have the real deal in Minecraft? Get ready for some insane shortcuts and crazy coding adventures!

CousinCopsMinecraftServer

alcohol consumption, calling the cops, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinCopsMinecraftServer, Decision making, Drinking, driving under the influence, DUI, family dynamics, family parties, intervention, Jail time, landscaping business, legal limit, RESPONSIBILITY, summer parties, waterfront cottage, weekend gatherings

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Void Gems Collected:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.

With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

BlockyBridesmaidDrama

Aesthetics, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, body dysmorphia, body image, body proportions, Bridesmaid, Bridgerton, broad shoulders, dress, empire waist, entitled, fat shaming, Insecurities, large chest, modifications, pride and prejudice, regency era, selfish, stand out, thin legs, Wedding

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6229	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9936
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

#Finns, Aging population, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, Doubled, early-onset dementia, EoD, follow-up period, forget, forms, Healthcare, incidence, long-term study, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, public health, research, risk factors, Stable, working-age

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!