Soloshitters Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MoneyMoocherMadness

advice, Appointment, birthday present, booking software, Business, charge card, DEBT, emergency, emergency appointment, Friend, friends and family discount, friendship, hair stylist, handle, heated debate, MoneyMoocherMadness, owed money, payment, root retouch, Trust

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Mines Excavated:	1860	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of friends who owe you money and never pay up? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your frustrations by building a virtual salon where you can charge your friends for their hair services! Take revenge on those who refuse to pay by locking them in a virtual chair until they cough up the diamonds they owe you.

Create booking software in-game to ensure your friends can’t skip out on payment, and make sure to give them the friends and family discount – if they actually pay up, that is.

Join now and let out your inner stylist while getting back at those who think they can get away with free hair services! Remember, revenge is best served blocky.

CreeperCravings

addictive flavors, comfort food, cravings, CreeperCravings, culinary weakness, delicious temptations, favorite dishes, food addiction, food cravings, food obsession, guilty pleasure, indulgence, irresistible indulgences, irresistible treats, mouth-watering treats, must-have foods, satisfying eats, snack obsession, tasty addictions, tasty delights, yummy snacks

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	New Chunks Explored:	478613
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Are you a Minecraft player who can’t resist the temptation of virtual food? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, we have unlimited amounts of the most delicious and addicting virtual food you can imagine! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, you’ll never go hungry on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our virtual food is so tasty, players have been known to spend hours upon hours just eating and never actually playing the game. We even have a secret society of players who have dedicated their entire Minecraft lives to perfecting the art of virtual cooking and baking.

So if you’re a foodie at heart and want to join a server where the food is just as important as the gameplay, then come on over and satisfy your cravings with us! Who needs diamonds and gold when you have an endless buffet of virtual treats waiting for you?

Redstone Warfare: NK Troop Loot

adaptation, dead North Korean troops, Defense, east asia, Espionage, Geopolitics, intelligence, international conflict, Loot, military tactics, military technology, military training, mindset, Modern War, Notes, Redstone, russia, SECURITY, strategy, troop, Ukraine, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have weapons and notes left by dead north korean troops in russia! ukraine is shook by their mindset but we are here to embrace it and adapt to modern war in the most insane way possible. join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even a dancing llama or two. why settle for boring when you can have a crazy adventure like this? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Res SMP

Adults, atmosphere, Community, Creative, diamond-based, Economy, Events, gameplay, guild, Ip:, Minecraft, Plugins, quality of life, res, Season, Server, shopping district, smp, VOICE, Voting

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	New Season Server
Server Type	Mostly Vanilla with Quality-of-Life Plugins
Features	– Diamond-based economy– Shopping District– Builders Guild– Regular Events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of players are you looking for?	We’re looking for mature, chill, and community-focused adults to join us on our server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to maintain a welcoming and respectful atmosphere. Rules are provided upon joining.
How can I join the server?	You can join by using the Server IP: 147.93.116.232
Can players suggest new plugins or features?	Yes, all plugin additions are voted on by the community, ensuring everyone has a voice in the server’s development.

Chief Grifter’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, chief, con artist, controversial, Corruption, Deception, dishonesty, fraud, Greed, GRIFTER IN CHIEF, grifters, influence, Manipulation, MONEY, Politics, power, president, Realm, sam bankman-fried, scammer, trump, unethical behavior, Wealthy, white collar crime

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimension Hops:	8

Lol, imagine Trump trying to be like Sam Bankman-Fried, what a joke! But hey, if you wanna escape the madness of the real world, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

Join us if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle, and have dance parties with Endermen. Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cotton candy.

Forget about Trump and his wannabe antics, come hang out with us and let your imagination run wild. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server this crazy?

MilMinecraft: Mother’s Day Escape

aita, anniversary, beach vacation, big birthday, birthday celebration, Calendar, Controlling, Day, decade birthday, Escape, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, in-laws, MIL, MilMinecraft, mother’s day, MOTHERS, not wanting to spend Mother’s Day weekend, Plans, setting boundaries

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with demanding in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with epic adventures and crazy family drama!

Picture this: you’re trying to mine for diamonds, but your mother-in-law keeps demanding that you attend a beach vacation on Mother’s Day weekend. She’s celebrating a big decade birthday and insists that the whole family, including the in-laws, must come along. But wait, there’s more! She’s upset that her birthday is overshadowed by your wedding anniversary and expects you to drop everything to celebrate her instead.

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the chaos of family obligations and dive into a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers. Build your own paradise, explore new realms, and leave the in-law drama behind.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the adventures begin! Just remember to watch out for any unexpected family gatherings that might pop up in the game.

BlockyBlameGame

adulting, Assertiveness, BlockyBlameGame, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, difficult conversations, emotional labor, Expectations, family dynamics, Financial Planning, financial stress, household responsibilities, living arrangements, relationship issues, roommate conflicts, saving for a house, self-care, setting boundaries, support systems

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4511
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2287
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	New Chunks Explored:	425303

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of living in a virtual house with your BF, his brother, and their mom (just kidding, she’s not actually there, but who knows what surprises await in our pixelated world).

Are you tired of doing all the housework while your BF and his brother laze around like zombies? Well, on our server, you can take charge and show them who’s boss! Make them mine for diamonds and chop down trees until they learn some responsibility.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of planning an escape to your parents’ house to save up for a real-life mansion. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and financial struggles? Only time will tell on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, misunderstandings, and epic battles against Ender Dragons (or maybe just against your BF and his brother). It’s a rollercoaster of fun and frustration that you won’t want to miss!

MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP

alltimefavorite, alwaysenjoyable, Beloved, Cinema, classic, endlesslyentertaining, endlessviewing, Entertainment, Favorite, film, foreverwatching, go to, Movie, MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP, nevergetsold, perennialfavorite, repeat, rewatch, Rewatchable, Timeless, topchoice

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Potions Brewed:	40	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and we ride around on pigs wearing sunglasses. Plus, the admin is a talking llama who gives out free enchanted golden apples every day! It’s like living in a dream world, but with creepers and stuff. So come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life! #LLAMALOVE #DIAMONDSFORDAYS #MINECRAFTISLIFE 😂🦙💎🐷

GlamExhaustCraft

behind the scenes, Burnout, career expectations, challenging profession, demanding career, exhausting job, GlamExhaustCraft, glamorous job, hidden struggles, high stress, industry secrets, job satisfaction, long hours, mental health, PRESSURE, professional image, public perception, reality check, self-care, Stress Management, work-life balance

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Imagine being a professional unicorn wrangler – sounds magical, right? But let me tell you, it’s not all rainbows and sparkles. These majestic creatures may look beautiful, but they are divas of the highest order. From demanding only organic rainbow hay to insisting on being brushed with diamond-encrusted brushes, being a unicorn wrangler is no easy feat. But hey, if you can handle the drama and the glitter bombs, then this Minecraft server is the perfect place for you. Join us and wrangle unicorns to your heart’s content – just watch out for those sassy hooves! 🦄✨ #UnicornLife #GlitterBombGalore #MinecraftMadness

PixelPrisonSwap

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Palestinian prisoners, peace agreement, PixelPrisonSwap, political prisoners, prisoner exchange, reconciliation, Terrorism, Truce, violence, War, West Bank

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Potions Brewed:	54	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s crazier dan Hamas and Israel makin’ peace! We got hostages bein’ freed left and right, just like how we free u from boredom! And we got Palestinian prisoners bein’ released like we release new updates and events every day! Come join da madness and be part of da craziest Minecraft community ever! Who needs world peace when u got dis server, amirite? Join now and let’s make some blocky magic together!