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Simpsons Man Owns Minecraft SMP House

2chan, animated series, cartoon, CLONE, comedy, disbelief, FANTASY, fictional character, House, house ownership, humor, man, Minecraft, Outrage, Owns, physical response, popular culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, social commentary, springfield, Television Show, unrealistic, yellow family

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Join our Minecraft SMP server and witness the madness of a world where Simpsons characters own massive houses and rule the land! Bart Simpson is the king of the server, with his iconic skateboard as his royal carriage. Marge runs the economy with her impeccable budgeting skills, while Homer is the resident chef, cooking up delicious virtual donuts for all to enjoy. Lisa is the server’s wise sage, dispensing advice and knowledge to all who seek it. And don’t even get us started on the shenanigans that go down at the Krusty Krab…oops, we mean the Kwik-E-Mart! So come on, join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason!

GF’s Bad Advice Minecraft Server

advice, bad, credit scores, gfs, landlord references, Minecraft, Pets, property management, rental agreements, rental business, rental business strategies, rental income, rental practices, rental properties, rental property damage, rental property expenses, rental property income, rental property investment, rental property maintenance, rental property management, rental property ownership, rental property repairs, rental property tenants, rental tenants, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Emeralds Found:	9786	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Potions Brewed:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as ruthless as my gf when it comes to renting out houses? Look no further! Our server is so cutthroat, we only allow players with the highest credit scores to join. No pets allowed, because we don’t want any pesky creepers blowing up our precious builds.

But don’t worry, we do make exceptions for players who can prove they’re “professional” enough to handle the challenges of our server. Just like my gf, we don’t give breaks to anyone experiencing a hard time – it’s survival of the fittest here!

Join our server and experience the thrill of managing properties, dealing with unruly tenants, and trying to make a profit while keeping your sanity intact. Who needs a landlord reference when you have the skills to dominate the rental game like a boss?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our cutthroat world. And remember, just like my gf, we always think we’re right – even when the house is covered in crayon marks and pee stains. It’s all part of the fun!

ExGF_GoneWild: Oops, I Didn’t Check In!

alcoholism, Boundaries, caring for ex, CHECK, Communication, Didnt, emergency response, emotional exhaustion, enabling behavior, excessive drinking, ExGF_GoneWild, Guilt, ICU, mental health, Near Death Experience, Oops, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, separation, support system, tough love, Ventilator

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your worries behind.

Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your ex-fiancee’s drinking problem. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures?

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone ending up in the ICU on a ventilator. The only thing you’ll be fighting for is the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and let’s leave all that real-life craziness behind!

MineTimeWaster Minecraft SMP

Cyber procrastination, digital distractions, Digital time killers, Favorite way to waste time online, Internet procrastination, Internet rabbit holes, internet surfing, Minecraft, MineTimeWaster, online distractions, online entertainment, Online forums engagement, online gaming, Online pastimes, Online shopping addiction, Online time wasters, Online video streaming, smp, Social media scrolling, time-wasting activities, Virtual reality experiences, Web browsing habits, YouTube rabbit holes

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest of rare blocks, like the elusive diamond-encrusted potato or the mystical rainbow sheep.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their impeccable trading skills. Want to get rich quick? Just butter up a llama and watch the diamonds roll in!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the chance to win a legendary enchanted pumpkin helmet. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

MemecraftMemories

“Youth, Carefree, Cherished moments, Childhood, family, favorite childhood memory, Friends, Fun, games, growing up, happy times, Innocence, Laughter, long-lasting memories, MemecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past, playing outside, Reminiscing, School days, Toys

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Towns Built:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9017
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Remember that time you built a sandcastle so epic that it attracted a real-life dragon? Well, get ready for even crazier adventures on our Minecraft server! Join us and you might stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Or maybe you’ll discover a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds guarded by a mischievous group of creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where every block you break could lead to a wild new adventure. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and make some memories that will make your childhood sandcastle look like child’s play!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

breaking news, CELEBRATIONS, Conflict, demonstration, international relations, iran, IRGC, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attack, MissileMayhem, News, Politics, protest, RETALIATION, Server, Tension, Unrest, violence, War, world events

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Alien Abductions:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! You gotta join this server, cuz we be blowin’ up like the IRGC blowin’ up Israel! Celebrations be poppin’ off like fireworks in Iran, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun!

We got crazy missile attacks happenin’ left and right, just like in the game! You’ll feel like a real warrior fightin’ for your blocky life against the evil forces of Israel.

Join us now and experience the thrill of battle, the excitement of victory, and the joy of blowin’ stuff up! Don’t be a square, come join the party on our server today!

Alien Pets Vet Abduction

ABDUCTED, abduction, Alien, aliens, animal hospital, pet anxiety, pet behavior, pet checkup, Pet comfort, pet fear, pet health, pet love, pet owners, pet phobia, pet stress, pet wellness, Pets, Probed, scared pets, vet, vet visit, veterinarian, veterinary care

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2217
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Buildings Constructed:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where pets are the rulers and humans are their loyal subjects. like, the pets have built this epic kingdom with giant bones and catnip fields and stuff. and, like, the humans have to do all the grunt work like mining diamonds and building houses for the pets. but, like, the pets are super chill and give out belly rubs and treats as rewards. it’s, like, the ultimate role reversal, man. join this server if you want to experience life as a pet in a world where humans are the underlings. it’s like being abducted and probed by aliens, but in a totally fun and non-invasive way. come join the madness, dude.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

AI Waifu, aiwg, Art AI, Bing, Black Forest Labs, create waifus, DeepFloyd, Flowers, FLUX.1-schnell, hailuoai, HuggingFace, leonardo.ai, Minecraft, PALS, perchance, Pixai, PIXEL, Prodia, Rentry, Server, stable diffusion, Talk, Unstability AI, waifu local guide, watercolors

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the flowers and watercolors edition, where you can create your own waifus and talk about them all day long. Need inspiration? Check out our local waifu guide for some tips on how to make the perfect pixelated partner.

But that’s not all! Our server is powered by the latest AI technology, so you can expect some truly mind-blowing experiences. Want to turn your Minecraft world into a masterpiece? Use our AI art generators to create stunning landscapes and structures that will leave your friends speechless.

Feeling a bit unstable? Don’t worry, our server has got you covered with our AI stability tools. Say goodbye to glitches and lag, and hello to a smooth and seamless gaming experience.

And if you’re looking for some extra fun, check out our AI text-to-image generator for some truly bizarre creations. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll embark on with the help of our AI companions?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let your creativity run wild. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the pixelated paradise!

Minecraft SMP – Crafty Pixel Pals Gang

Aletheia: Return of Odysseus, Arcanum, Archaelund, Archquest, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Banquet for Fools, Call of Saregnar, Code of the Savage, Computer Role Playing Games, Crafty, crpg, Dark Sun, darklands, deus ex, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Flint: Treasure of Oblivion, Gang, Gothic, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Owlcat RPGs, PALS, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, pillars of eternity, PIXEL, planescape torment, Prometheus Wept, risen, Sector Unknown, shadowrun, smp, Spiderweb Software RPGs, star wars knights of the old republic, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure filled with RPG elements and crazy quests.

Imagine fighting dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and embarking on epic quests with your friends. Our server is like a mix of Baldur’s Gate, Fallout, and Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic all rolled into one.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like “Banquet for Fools” where you have to outsmart a group of mischievous goblins, and “Flint: Treasure of Oblivion” where you search for hidden treasure in a dangerous wasteland.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MineCrafty School Server

Agreement, ASD, Best Friend, bio dad, Cancer, comfortable financially, Conflict, Divorce, Expenses, financial agreement, Help, Marriage, minecrafty, Previous relationship, private school tuition, Promise, public school, relationship, Resources, School, Server, special needs, Struggling

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6833
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: a 44-year-old Minecraft pro facing off against his 34-year-old girlfriend in an epic battle of financial woes. With a son who has ASD thrown into the mix, things are bound to get chaotic!

Our server is like a private school for Minecraft enthusiasts, providing resources and support for all players. But beware, because promises made to dying best friends and exes losing their jobs may lead to explosive situations!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where helping out a friend’s family leads to accusations of favoritism and arguments over who gets financial support? It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and endless possibilities!

Don’t miss out on the drama, the laughs, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!