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UnrealCraft Minecraft Server

Experience, long tail, Minecraft, Never, Server, tags, UnrealCraft, you will never experience this

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Mines Excavated:	2503	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right – dancing llamas in fancy hats! And that’s not even the craziest part.

Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. But beware, for the chest is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all – the elusive Rainbow Unicorn. If you’re lucky enough to spot one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you will NEVER experience anything like this anywhere else!

BanGcraft SMP – Dreamin’ and Bangin’

Anime, Bandori, BanG Dream!, BanGcraft, bangin, Dreamin, fan community, Girls Band, idol group, January, Japanese culture, live performance, mobile game, multimedia franchise, Music, Music (Industry), music festival, online concert, peak, pop music, rhythm game, smp, Upcoming Event, virtual band

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Bandori is about to peak next January! That’s right, the cows will start singing, the pigs will start dancing, and the creepers will start… well, they’ll still explode, but in a much more rhythmic way!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to the sound of a kazoo playing “Despacito”. Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the annual Ender Dragon costume contest! Dress up your character in the most outrageous dragon costume you can find and compete against other players for the title of Dragon King or Queen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of blocky characters strutting their stuff in makeshift dragon costumes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life!

GymGrubGamerBay

eating fast food, fast food, fast food at work, fitness center, food choices, food judgment, food shaming, gym, gym etiquette, gym member, GymGrubGamerBay, Healthy Eating, lunch break, lunchtime, meal break, meal choices, meal options, receptionist, triggering, unhealthy food, weight loss

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Farms Harvested:	765

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge your food choices like that gym member did! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of fast food breaks.

Imagine building your dream castle while chowing down on a juicy burger, only to have a group of players challenge you to a food fight! Or exploring the depths of the mines while snacking on some delicious vegan treats, dodging obstacles and monsters along the way.

But beware, there may be some trigger-happy players who get upset if you show off your food too much. Just remember, in our world, anything goes – even if it means filing a complaint with the manager of the virtual gym!

So come on down to our server and let’s feast on fun and games together. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited fast food vouchers. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

TimeTravlr420 Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, dream, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, favorite era, Future, historical, imagination, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, smp, time machine, time period, time travel, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, TimeTravlr420, Wishful thinking

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5212	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	878078	Star Shards Collected:	286
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

If you’re tired of being stuck in the boring present, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can travel through time and live in any period you want! Want to be a knight in medieval times? Done. How about a disco dancer in the 70s? We got you covered.

But be warned, time travel can get a bit wacky. One time, someone accidentally brought a T-Rex back from the Jurassic period and chaos ensued. Another time, someone tried to go to the future but ended up in a world ruled by sentient chickens.

So if you’re ready for some wild adventures and unpredictable shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s see where (or when) the blocky world takes us!

LootCraftLottery

dream, Extravagant, FANTASY, frivolous, indulgence, Indulgent, jackpot, Lavish, LootCraftLottery, Lottery, luxury, materialism, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, opulence, Purchase, spending spree, Splurge, wealth, winning, wish fulfillment

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Imagine winning the lottery and splurging on a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream castle while riding on the back of a flying llama. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our wacky world of pixelated madness? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, you’re a millionaire in this virtual universe!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Advancing Positions

Advancing, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, military advancements, Military operations, POSITIONS, progress, russian aggression, SECURITY, strategy, strengthening positions, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	155460
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1785
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine players who keep advancing and strengthening their positions in the kursk region! it’s like a real life battle but in minecraft! join now to witness the epic showdown between players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world! who will come out on top? join to find out and be a part of the madness!

Surviving the Prime Time – Stuck in SMP hell with Economy, Claims, Events, Shops, Discord, and a crazy Community!

Announcements, Claims, Community, crazy, Dedicated Staff, Discord, Economy, Events, Evolving, friendly community, Hell, lag-free experience, loyal following, Map, North America, Optimizing, positive space, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Stuck, Support, Survival, Surviving, text channels, Time, Uptime, Vanilla, voice channels

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dimension Hops:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Prime Survival has been operating since 2018. Our goal is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.
Community	Our player base is primarily from North America but all are welcome. We have an active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How long has Prime Survival been operating?

Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

2. What is the goal of Prime Survival?

The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.

3. Where is the majority of the player base from?

The majority of the player base is from North America, but all are welcome to join.

4. How can I stay connected with the community?

You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/Dcz3BHb for announcements and community interaction.

5. What version of Minecraft does Prime Survival use?

Prime Survival uses the ALL NEW 1.21x map for an enhanced survival experience.

ChickQuest Minecraft Server

Adult, ChickQuest, clip, comedy, coomer, Efukt, Entertainment, Find, funny, gooner, Help, humor, internet, Meltdown, meme, Middle aged meltdown, Minecraft, NSFW, search, Server, ULTRAGASMS, Video, viral

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate Middle Aged Meltdown like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive ULTRAGASMS and coomer madness. Our server is so lit, even Efukt couldn’t resist featuring us in one of their videos. So come on, don’t be a gooner, join us now and let the insanity begin! Just click the link and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other: https://efukt.com/23517_ULTRAGASMS.html (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any coomer-induced meltdowns that may occur while playing on our server)

DementedLoveCraft Minecraft SMP

Abnormal, abnormality, b.., BIZARRE, crazy, dark humor, demented relationships, DementedLoveCraft, Disturbing, Dysfunctional, INSANE, maddening, mental health, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Psychological, relationships, smp, SoC, Twisted, Unconventional, weird

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	New Chunks Explored:	628365
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos happens!

Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant pixel art of Shrek to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with madness, mayhem, and memes, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the best possible way!

PaycheckPirates

Argument, cashed paycheck, college, Disown, disowned, earnings, escalated, family dinner, friend’s house, Job, kicked out, middle child, parents, Paycheck, PaycheckPirates, phone bill, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5118
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who take half your paycheck and kick you out of the house over a dinner bill? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your parents cashing your paycheck. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, you can always retreat to your virtual oasis in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the game that will make you richer than your parents ever could. Who needs family drama when you have diamonds and gold in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real world behind. We promise not to kick you out or take your hard-earned virtual money. It’s time to build a new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions.