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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1841 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re basically living in the Stone Age. And not the cool Minecraft Stone Age, like the boring real-life Stone Age.
Join now and you’ll be swimming in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper.” Plus, the community is full of hilarious memelords who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you have to pee.
So what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated butt on this server and start slaying like the badass Minecraft warrior you were always meant to be. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?