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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 4193 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 284 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows! Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music while exploding!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong, and now players are mutating into half-human, half-creeper hybrids! Don’t worry, though, it’s all in good fun… we think.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!