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PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Divine Spears Created:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	120
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Towns Built:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	77
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	130
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!