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SnacklessCraftEDrama

aita, anorexia, apples, baby carrots, Bananas, breakfast sandwiches, burritos, Cheese, CHIPS, corn kernels, cucumbers, ED, GRAPES, Healthy Eating, Heart Disease, home cooking, Hot Pockets, Hummus, mandarins, PCOS, Peaches, Popcorn, samosas, sandwich fillings, sauces, SnacklessCraftEDrama, SNACKS, Strawberries, Sugar, taco bowls, type 2 diabetes, veggies, yogurt

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to trigger your hunger for adventure and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll find yourself struggling to resist the temptation of our snack drawer filled with virtual cheese, mandarins, and even homemade burritos. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for indulging in our endless supply of digital treats.

Forget about boring old packaged snacks, on our server, you’ll only find the freshest fruits, veggies, and even hot pockets ready to be microwaved to perfection. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our pantry full of plain salt chips and corn kernels for stovetop popcorn like you’ve never experienced before.

So why wait? Join us now and prove to your family that you’re not the AH for enjoying a healthy snack-filled adventure on our Minecraft server!

KurskBridgeGoneLOL

border region, bridge destruction, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, infrastructure damage, international news, Kursk region, KurskBridgeGoneLOL, Military Action, military operation, military strategy, political tension, regional impact, security concerns, strategic target, transportation disruption, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, war zone

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Void Armor Forged:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

yo, so like, this minecraft server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna destroy bridges to stop peeps from joining! they know our server is so fire that they gotta resort to extreme measures. but don’t worry, we got plenty of other bridges for you to cross and join the madness. come on over and build with us, just watch out for any angry Ukrainians trying to take us down!

HeartburnCraft – Beware of spicy adventures! Java 1.20.2+. No resets or griefing. Come join the fiery fun with 15+ online!

1.20.2, Active, Adventures, BEWARE, command, Coreprotect, Difficulty, Discord, Economy, fiery, Fun, Griefing, HeartburnCraft, InventorySaver, java, Join, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Map, Marriage, ONLINE, Pet system, Purpur, Resets, Resource, ryzen, smp, spicy, Website, zero tolerance

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Pay-to-win	0% pay-to-win store
Established	October 2018
World Reset	Never. World dates back to July 2019
Resource Worlds	Resets monthly
Live Map	Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there pay-to-win on HearthCraft?

A: No, there is a 0% pay-to-win store on the server.

Q: Do you have a server reset schedule?

A: The server will never reset. Ever. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: What plugins does the server use?

A: HearthCraft uses Purpur, CoreProtect, and mcMMO among others.

Q: Is there a limit on automatic farms?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can connect to play.hearthcraft.net using your Minecraft client.

Robbie’s SnowyCraft Server

beauty standards, controversial, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, internet culture, Jewish women, memes, offensive, post pro, Race, Robbie edition, Robbies, seethe, Server, SnowyCraft, social media, Stereotypes, third worlders, Thread, trolling, white beauty

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your love of controversial memes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your pro white beauty meme needs. We guarantee that our memes will make third worlders and Jewish women seethe with anger, giving you the ultimate satisfaction. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous memes and hilarious banter. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Minecraft SMP: StegoSassSaturday – Smug Stego Daughter Edition

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Cynthia scams, DAUGHTER, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, smug, smug stego daughter, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, Stego, StegoSassSaturday, thread archives, tq, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Void Armor Forged:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Towns Built:	6	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild, even the AI chatbots are getting in on the action. Plus, we have a whole archive of fics and art dedicated to our server, including a Snootbooru and Snoot fic spreadsheet. And don’t forget about our ridiculous mods, like the Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ShowerlessSiblings

anxiety, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional well being, family conflict, family dynamics, household chores, household organization, hygiene, personal belongings, personal space, respect for others, RESPONSIBILITY, Self Respect, self-care, sharing spaces, showering habits, ShowerlessSiblings, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who invade your personal space? Look no further! On our server, you can claim your own virtual shower and keep it clean without any interference from pesky brothers. Build your own Lego empire without fear of stepping on a single brick left behind by someone else.

With a community of players who understand the struggle of maintaining order in a chaotic world, you’ll never feel alone in your quest for cleanliness and sanity. Plus, with our endless array of body washes and potions, you can pamper yourself in style while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the aftermath of your epic adventures. It’s time to leave the real world behind and embrace the madness of Minecraft!

LoveableLadie Minecraft SMP

#generous, affectionate, Caring, charming, Compassionate, Considerate, delightful, easy to love, Empathetic, endearing, genuine, kind-hearted, likable, lovable, LoveableLadie, loving, Minecraft, selfless, smp, supportive, thoughtful, Understanding, warm-hearted

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	819582	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Love Letters Sent:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on! The crazier, the better!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Rumor has it that if you befriend them, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Just watch out for their llama king, he’s a bit of a diva.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a crown made of cheese? It’s pure madness and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Join us now and let the insanity begin!

HauntCraft: MomentZap

emotional scars, HauntCraft, haunting aftermath, haunting consequence, haunting encounter, haunting event, haunting experience, haunting flashback, haunting incident, haunting memory, haunting moment, haunting realization, haunting recollection, haunting situation, life-changing event, Long-term impact, MomentZap, regret, traumatic experience, unforgettable, unforgettable memory, unforgettable moment

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and then had the entire village turn against you, chasing you with pitchforks and torches? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity (and your Minecraft skills). From exploding chickens to gravity-defying sheep, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

BlockyMedics: No Strikes, Just Pixels

BlockyMedics, criminal justice, DOCTORS, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospitals, India, Justice, Medical Ethics, medical professionals, murder, nationwide strike, patient care, pixels, protest, public health, rape, Safety, social justice, solidarity, strikes, trainee, violence against women

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the doctors are on strike and the hospitals are empty cuz they too busy playin minecraft! who needs medical attention when you can be building epic structures and fighting off creepers, amirite? plus, rumor has it that the trainee’s ghost haunts the server, giving out special quests and rewards to those brave enough to seek them out. join now for a medical thrill like no other!

HolierThanThouCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the players are so morally superior they practically poop rainbows. if you want to feel like a peasant compared to these holier-than-thou gamers, then this is the place for you. the better-than-average effect is in full swing here, so get ready to be put in your place by some seriously antagonistic personalities. who knew playing minecraft could be so morally enlightening? come join the fun and see if you can handle the superiority complex of our players. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.