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KrautCraft Minecraft Server

activism, brutality, civil rights, democratic values, discrimination, freedom of speech, german girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Israel, KrautCraft, Minecraft, Oppression, police aggression, Police Brutality, police violence, political activism, protest, protest against Israel, protestor, Server, social justice, violence

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have German girls getting hit and beat down by police for protesting against Israel! That’s right, we take human rights and democratic values to a whole new level of chaos and hilarity. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous events and insane stories that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be this crazy? Join now and see for yourself!

BrainCellzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

brain cells, BrainCellzGoneWild, California dreamin’, Career Growth, city life, creativity, cultural diversity, driven individuals, entrepreneurial spirit, high cost of living, Innovation Hub, intellectual giants, intelligent people, Minecraft, movers and shakers, networking, opportunity, san francisco, smp, startup ecosystem, tech industry, urban lifestyle, West Coast vibes

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, it’s time to pack your bags and move to our server, where only the most intellectual giants reside. In our supercluster of brainiacs, you’ll find the most driven and intelligent players in the world.

Join us in San Francisco (not the real one, of course) and be part of a community where even the sheep have PhDs. Build epic structures with fellow geniuses, engage in intense debates about the best mining techniques, and participate in scholarly discussions about the most efficient ways to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Don’t waste your time with mediocre servers when you could be surrounded by the best of the best. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us in San Francisco, where the only limit is your IQ level.

GrieferGoneAWOL

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, GrieferGoneAWOL, Guilt, Infidelity, leaving without explanation, long distance relationships, Manipulation, marriage problems, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, self worth, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	551220	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and revenge! Just like this player’s husband, you never know what kind of scandalous drama will unfold next.

Witness crazy plot twists, like finding out your in-game partner has been building secret bases with other players behind your back. Or maybe uncovering a scandal where someone stole all the diamonds from the communal chest.

Join now for a thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your pickaxe close.

Blocky Bed Bounce

Bed.., better than expected, blocky, bounce, Connection, discovery, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fulfillment, Intimacy, INTIMATE, new experiences, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, sex position, sexual exploration, Surprise, Surprising, unexpected

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

2022, Australian, Australian economy, Billions, cost, covid, economic productivity, Economy, gdp, gross domestic product, growth, HOURS, long covid, long tail tags, lost work hours, MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss, productivity, real, research

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Votes:	3393	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	99
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	2919

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.

Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where even the mop has a backstory!

application, backstory, balanced rules, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, Fantasy Nations, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, mop, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2262
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Janitor’s Closet SMP Overview:

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, events, and more. It aims to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.
The server is set in version 1.21 with a new world, offering opportunities for new players to join and build their ideas.
Some plugins on the server include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.
What can I expect from the server in terms of gameplay?	You can create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events, and more. Various quality of life plugins are also available.
Is there a Discord server for Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

83230502, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	102
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	211	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admin team consists of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as your wish is for more diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and unexpected twists along the way.

AmeliaCraft SMP – The Detective’s Den

adorable, Amelia Watson, AmeliaCraft, Anime, appreciation thread, Community, cute, Den, detective, DETECTIVES, dorky, Entertainment, FANART, funny, Gaming, hololive, Livestream, smp, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, wonderful detective

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of shenanigans.

Are you a fan of detective work? Well, you’re in luck because our resident detective, Amelia Watson, will be leading the charge in solving all the mysteries of our server. From missing diamonds to stolen cake, nothing gets past this Sherlock Holmes wannabe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that Amelia once found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head down there.

So come join us on this wacky journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this Minecraft SMP!

MijaCraft: Where’s My Title?

boyfriend’s family, Communication, Cultural differences, endearment, family dynamics, feelings, Insecurity, interracial relationship, Jealousy, language barrier, long term relationship, Mija, MijaCraft, misunderstandings, Nickname, outcast, potential daughter-in-law, relationships, Respect, Spanish, Title, Wheres, White

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1525
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	5528	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and languages…except for when it comes to giving nicknames! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this player’s story about not being called “mija” by her boyfriend’s family.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out because you don’t speak fluent Spanish or because you haven’t shared a child with your in-game partner. But watch out, because jealousy, insecurity, and outcast vibes may still creep up on you when you least expect it!

Join us for a chance to explore the depths of family dynamics and respect issues, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs a nickname like “mija” when you can carve out your own unique identity in our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, don’t be an ungrateful player like the OP in this story. Join our server today and show us what you’re made of! And remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyLifeBalance

balance, CraftyLifeBalance, emotional intelligence, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical activity, positive mindset, purpose, relationships, self-care, Social Connections, Stress Management, Time management, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Crops Grown:	1136	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Emeralds Found:	6919	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and bring some excitement into your virtual life!

Join our server and experience a world like no other, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun!

Looking for a balanced life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine for diamonds by day and party with villagers by night. Who needs therapy when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fulfilling Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob, in which case, good luck surviving the chaos!