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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, BlockyBanter, Broken Promise, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, ENReco, Fan, hololive, irys, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, Server, shills, Starter Merch, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Love Letters Sent:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Animals Bred:	82

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

alluring scent, appealing scent, aromatic scent, captivating scent, charming scent, delightful scent, enchanting scent, enticing scent, favorite scent, fragrant scent, intriguing scent, odd scent, peculiar scent, pleasant scent, ScentLoverMC, smp, strange scent, uncommon scent, unexpected scent, unique scent, unusual scent, weird scent

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.

TherapistCraft: New Perspectives!

healing, mental health, personal growth, perspective shift, Perspectives, SELF AWARENESS, therapist advice, TherapistCraft, Therapy, therapy breakthrough, therapy experience, therapy guidance, therapy insights, therapy journey, therapy lessons, therapy progress, therapy reflection, therapy revelations, therapy session, therapy support, therapy transformation, therapy wisdom

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will change your life? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your therapist will be recommending it to all their patients.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream world and escape from reality. Our server is so therapeutic, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems as you mine, craft, and battle your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive therapy sessions with in-game counselors who will help you work through all your issues while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like talk therapy, but with more explosions!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and discover the healing power of Minecraft. Your therapist will thank you for it!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Airfield, Aviation, CASUALTIES, CraftyKremlin, Defense, explosion, international relations, investigation, kyiv, Military Aircraft, Minecraft, Moscow, News, plane explosion, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russian military planes EXPLODE for fun!! 😂🔥💣 our airfield near moscow is the HOTTEST place to be, kyiv knows what’s up! join us for some explosive fun and chaos, you won’t regret it! 💥🛩️ #minecraft #server #explosions #russianplanes #lolz

Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

#partycraft, billionaire influence, controversial endorsements, elon musk, elon musk news, european politics, far-right movements, far-right politics, German far-right party, German politics, global politics, international relations, media coverage, Musks, political alliances, political controversy, political endorsements, Politics, putin, Putin support, Reuters, Russian relations

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!

Home Not Alone

Adventure, burglars, christmas, classic, comedy, family, friendship, Fun, Heartwarming, holiday, home, home alone 2, kevin, Lost, macaulay culkin, Mischief, Movie, new york city, reunion, Sequel, Traps

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Farms Harvested:	414	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Potions Brewed:	86
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

hEY YOU, yOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? wELL LEMME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE BEIN IN HOME ALONE 2 BUT WITHOUT THE WET BANDITS! yOU CAN BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT IT FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, jUST LIKE KEVIN PROTECTED HIS HOUSE FROM MARV AND HARRY! aND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, yOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A DIAMOND MINE, jUST LIKE KEVIN FOUND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO THE HOTEL POOL! sO COME JOIN US, aND EXPERIENCE THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Pixel Potion Pals

AMA, azithromycin, clinical trial, controversy, Covid-19, Didier Raoult, Elsevier, Ethics Violations, French Society of Pharmacology and Therapeutics, Hydroxychloroquine, International Journal of Antimicrobial Agents, International Society of Antimicrobial Chemotherapy, media coverage, methodological flaws, non-randomized, open-label, PALS, PIXEL, Potion, retracted study, Retraction, scandal, Science Sleuths

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Emeralds Found:	4064	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

hey yo yo yo!!! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!!!

ok so like, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. why, you ask? well let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. but here’s the catch – you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to unlock it. yep, you heard me right, a rubber chicken.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to mess with you. they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, but cuter.

3. we have a disco party every Friday night at the pixelated nightclub. the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats and explodes confetti everywhere. it’s lit AF.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player. he roams around at night, leaving behind trails of enchanted diamonds for lucky players to find. but beware, he’s a prankster and loves to scare unsuspecting players.

5. we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. it’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts trying to knock you off the tracks.

so what are you waiting for?? join our cray cray Minecraft server now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane adventures of your life!!! let’s get this block party started, baby!!! 🎉🎮🕹️