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Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

‘ick on ‘eck, Click, Deck, long tail, Minecraft, NECK, sick, sick on eck, smp

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	1146
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Votes:	3673
Buildings Constructed:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

absurd arguments, absurd debates, Argument, DebateMaster420, dumb debate, funny arguments, funny debates, Minecraft, nonsensical arguments, nonsensical debates, pointless arguments, pointless debates, ridiculous arguments, ridiculous debates, senseless arguments, senseless debates, silly arguments, silly debates, smp, stupid arguments, stupid debates, trivial arguments, trivial debates

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5609	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	4316	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Emeralds Found:	3726

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7293
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Animals Bred:	106	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Emeralds Found:	3554
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Potions Brewed:	161
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	117
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Farms Harvested:	349
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16
Magic Items Found:	1197	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	191
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	221
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!