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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 2169 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 198 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
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Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!
So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!
