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  • Minecraft SMP – /b10/ – Blocky Banter Bonanza

    Minecraft SMP – /b10/ – Blocky Banter Bonanza
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 5560
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted diamond gear, insane resources that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds, and yuppieraids that are more epic than a dragon fight.

    But wait, there’s more! Our 8/29 update is so juicy, it’ll make you scream louder than a ghast. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates – Frida and Spotted Mouse Hair Tie? Iseria and Song of Stars? It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Mystic Summons that will make your jaw drop faster than a falling anvil. Join our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting, or else you’ll be left in the dust faster than a sprinting Enderman.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic adventures this side of the Nether!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperCraftBdayGifts

    CreeperCraftBdayGifts
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 8551
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 189 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family drama and emotional effort? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Our server is filled with virtual adventures, blocky landscapes, and no emotional baggage whatsoever.

    Forget about real-life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle. No need to deal with distant family members or awkward interactions – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

    Join now and leave all your real-life worries behind. No more birthday cards, no more emotional turmoil – just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RedditConfessMC SMP

    RedditConfessMC SMP
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 1065
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Void Gems Collected: 25

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    Are you tired of hiding your true self in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud! No judgment here, only acceptance for all your weird and wacky confessions. Need to confess your undying love for a fictional character? Want to admit you eat ketchup on your ice cream? This is the place for you! Let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond on our server. Join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • CraftySkillz

    CraftySkillz
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 4416
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 98 Dragon Scales Harvested: 297

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    Do you want to learn a skill that will set you apart from the rest, regardless of your career path? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and gain their trust. Who knows, maybe they’ll even let you ride them into battle against the evil zombie hordes!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also learn the skill of diamond mining with your bare hands! That’s right, forget about pickaxes, just channel your inner Minecraft warrior and dig straight into those precious diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Endermen!

    So come join us on our server and unlock your true potential. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate llama whisperer and diamond miner of all time!

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  • CongoCraft: Death Penalty Edition

    CongoCraft: Death Penalty Edition
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 7470
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 398

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    come join our minecraft server and escape the death penalty in congo for a botched coup attempt! we have diamond armor to protect you from the firing squad and enchanted swords to fight off any angry villagers. build your own fortress and hide from the authorities while you mine for rare ores and trade with other fugitives. join us now and survive the ultimate challenge in the most intense game of cat and mouse you’ll ever play!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DepressionCraft: Mind to Body

    DepressionCraft: Mind to Body
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 8827
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Crops Grown: 7331
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you know how life can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we guarantee you will never feel depressed again! join us and say goodbye to all those physical problems like heart issues, kidney stuff, and diabetes. our server is like a magical cure for all your health woes! come build, explore, and laugh your way to a happier, healthier life. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for you? join now and start living your best life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ReZeroCraft Minecraft Server

    ReZeroCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 4905
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Emeralds Found: 1620 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Mines Excavated: 2596
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a fantasy novel! Imagine being transported to a world where you can respawn just like Subaru in Re Zero. Every time you die, you come back stronger and ready to take on new challenges. Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a whole new way. Who needs boring old literature when you can live it out in Minecraft? Join now and start your epic adventure!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WhyDo15Craft SMP

    WhyDo15Craft SMP
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 3406
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31

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    Are you tired of being laughed at for your low-resolution laptop screen? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players with top-tier PPI ratios! We have a strict PPI leaderboard and if you don’t measure up, prepare to be roasted in the group chat.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary PPI Wars, where players battle it out to prove who has the crispest, most pixel-perfect display. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted monitor stand that boosts their PPI to unheard-of levels.

    So if you’re ready to show off your high-resolution prowess and laugh in the face of those 1080p plebs, join our Minecraft SMP today!

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  • Dad’sDivorce CustodySplit Minecraft Server

    Dad’sDivorce CustodySplit Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 2160
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Crops Grown: 4445
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and custody battles? Do you want a break from all the yelling and drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

    We promise there will be no ex-stepmoms trying to force you into family time or hiding pictures of your mom. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and have fun without any toxic relationships.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to build a virtual shrine to your mom and honor her memory in a way that your dad’s ex never could. So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together!

    Don’t let the drama of real life bring you down, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild!

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  • MomTaxCraft

    MomTaxCraft
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 5446
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Emeralds Found: 4481
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

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    Are you tired of getting underpaid for your hard work? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and pay you what you deserve! No more $20 jobs, we pay in diamonds and emeralds!

    Just like the time when your mom asked you to fix the leaky sink and only gave you $20 for the whole job, we understand your pain. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be rolling in riches for every task you complete!

    Forget about family discounts, on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty. No more arguing with your parents about fair pay, join us and earn big bucks for your handyman skills!

    So come on over to our Minecraft server and start earning what you’re worth. No more $20 jobs, only big payouts and endless fun!

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