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RadCraft: Where even the creepers are cool

#revelation, Community, complaint, Contribute, Cool, CREEPERS, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, forum users, internet, moment, obvious, ONLINE, Participation, post, rad, RadCraft, Read, social media, soiled underpants, Thoughts, web forum, Whining

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
New Chunks Explored:	354486	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring, whiny Minecraft servers filled with soiled underpants? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a dancing llama out of diamond blocks.

Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt. And don’t worry about posting or reading anything here – we promise you won’t be bored for a second!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a revelation when you can have a wild, wacky time on our server?

CraftyComebackz

Best Comeback, clever comeback, COMEBACK, comeback comeback, comeback insult, comeback joke, comeback line, comeback moment, comeback quote, comeback story, CraftyComebackz, epic burn, epic comeback, funny comeback, insult, quick wit, retort, savage comeback, sharp comeback, snappy comeback, witty comeback

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old comebacks that are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic comebacks you’ll ever hear! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tries to grief it. You whip out a comeback so savage, they’ll be crying in the corner for days. Join our server for the ultimate comeback showdowns and let the roasting begin! Who knew Minecraft could be so savage?

KrautCraft: Beware the Bear!

Bear, BEWARE, build up, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Europe, Geopolitics, German, germany, international relations, KrautCraft, major general, Military, military intelligence, military readiness, military strategy, nato, Russian, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warns

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, this german major general dude is all like, “yo, watch out for them russians, they be buildin’ up their military and stuff.” but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and build epic stuff with your pals?

imagine this, you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of russian soldiers show up and challenge you to a build battle. like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, our server has got your back with epic weapons and armor to help you defend your creations.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus where every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. i know, crazy, right? but that’s just how we roll on this server. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, while also keeping an eye out for those sneaky russians.

TitanCraft MC

1.20.X, 1.8.X, Adventure, Dedicated Staff, engaging gameplay, fun gameplay, gaming experience, LifeSteal, mega-lifesteal, Minecraft, Plugins, Server, skilled staff, TitanCraft MC

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	182	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

TitanCraft MC is a mega-lifesteal Minecraft server compatible with versions 1.8.x through 1.20.x. Packed with exciting plugins, it’s designed to deliver an unforgettable gaming experience. What sets us apart? We prioritize hiring skilled and dedicated staff, and our focus is always on creating fun and engaging gameplay, not just profits like some other servers.

Join us today and be part of the adventure!

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Femdom Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, BDSM, control, Dominant, dominant women, Domination, female supremacy, femdom, fetish, fetish community, financial control, financial domination, findom, Haven, kink, older sisters, online domination, power exchange, sexual domination, submissive, submissive men, zoomer women

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Animals Bred:	71
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – all the femdoms on this server are now into findom! I know, right? It’s like a whole new level of domination and submission in the Minecraft world. And get this, these femdoms aren’t your average zoomer women, oh no. They’re like the older sisters you never had, ready to dominate you in ways you never imagined. So, if you’re into that kinky stuff and want to experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, then this server is where you need to be. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

IceCreamNoLickZone

Alternative, annoyance, Boundaries, college friends, Communication, discomfort, Etiquette, friendship, hang out, healthy diet, ice cream, IceCreamNoLickZone, Mall, misunderstanding, Offering, personal space, sharing food, social norms, spat, Treat, Trust

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cool as ice cream, but without the drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chill time filled with epic adventures and no food-sharing drama.

Imagine a world where you can build towering ice cream castles and ride on flying ice cream cones. Our server is so sweet, even your friend on a “healthy diet” will want a lick!

Don’t be an AH like that friend, join our server where sharing is caring, but not when it comes to spit-filled ice cream. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyBurnerMinecraftSMP

big lump sum, budgeting, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant purchases, fast spending, financial decisions, financial discipline, financial downfall, financial habits, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, impulse buying, money management, money management skills, money mindset, MoneyBurnerMinecraftSMP, reckless spending, saving habits, wealth depletion

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in blocky form! Like, I heard this one time someone joined and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. And then they traded those carrots for a pet dragon that could breathe fire and fly around the server causing chaos. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! I heard that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you find the DJ zombie and request your favorite song, he’ll drop a sick beat that will make all the creepers start breakdancing. It’s lit, fam!

And don’t even get me started on the shopping district. I heard that there’s a shop where you can buy a magic wand that lets you turn any block into a stack of diamonds. It’s like a cheat code in real life, but in Minecraft. Mind. Blown.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. What more could you ask for? Let’s goooooo! 🍪🎉🔥 #bestserverever #minecraftmadness

Blocktopia: Crafting a New Life

blocktopia, Crafting, empowerment, inner strength, inspiration, Life, life changing, mindset shift, motivation, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, Positive Change, pursuing passions, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-belief, self-care, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, transformation

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6457	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Divine Spears Created:	27	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Have you ever been so bored that you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun, only to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of it all? Well, that’s exactly what happened to me when I stumbled upon this server.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start throwing diamonds at you. Yes, you heard me right, dancing llamas throwing diamonds. And that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll encounter on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers? Well, on this server, you can do just that. And let me tell you, there’s nothing quite like the feeling of victory as you soar through the sky on your trusty feathered steed, raining down chaos on your enemies.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will completely change your life in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

DepotDestroyerMC

Bombing, Conflict, DepotDestroyerMC, Destruction, eastern europe, energy resources, escalation, fuel supply, global news, Hits, international relations, Military Action, Oil depots, Overnight, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, security concerns, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crops Grown:	8388
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine hits 2 oil depots in russia overnight and the whole world is shooketh. u gotta see it to believe it, we got explosions, drama, and chaos galore. join now to witness the madness and build ur own empire in the midst of the chaos. who needs peace when u can have this level of excitement in ur minecraft world? join now and be part of the insanity!

Sanitized Dog Poop Paradise

Bacteria, decomposition, dog, dog faeces, dog poop, environmental impact, hand sanitizer, misting, odor control, outdoor cleanup, Paradise, pet care, pet health, pet hygiene, pet odors, pet owners, pet waste, Poop, sanitation, sanitation practices, sanitation products, sanitized, Waste Disposal, waste management

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchantments Applied:	298
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

hey u, yes u. r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where we regularly mist dog poop with hand sanitizer to make it last longer! why, u ask? because who doesn’t want to see poop that never decomposes?! it’s like a poop time capsule, but better! join now for the chance to witness the miracle of everlasting poop! trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this sh*t show!

Cosmic Explorer 1.20.1

1.20.1, artwork, controversial, Cosmic, critique, Dark, explicit, Explorer, Fandom, gantz, graphic, History, Horror, long tail tag, Manga, manga panel, opinion, Sci Fi, Shocking.., two page spread, Ugly, violent, WORST

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Votes:	9846
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

OMG, have you ever seen a manga so ugly it made your eyes bleed? Well, guess what, our Minecraft server is just like that manga! Join us if you want your retinas to suffer in the most hilarious way possible!

We’ve got pixelated monstrosities that will make you question your sanity! Seriously, who needs beautiful graphics when you can have pure, unadulterated ugliness?

Join now and experience the most visually offensive Minecraft server in existence! Your eyes will thank you for the trauma!