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HardcoreSMP: Where death is just a minor inconvenience! v1.21.2

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to HardcoreSMP
Founded: 2011
Difficulty: Hardcore
Death-Ban: Until Friday midnight UTC

Overview:

HardcoreSMP is where legends are forged and the weak are weeded out. It’s the ultimate test of skill, wits, and endurance with PvP and griefing fully allowed. Can you thrive in a world where danger lurks at every corner?

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HardcoreSMP?	HardcoreSMP is a Death-Ban server where players are banned upon death until Friday midnight UTC.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are fully allowed on the server.
Can players team up?	Yes, forming alliances with other players can be advantageous for survival.
Are cheats/hacks allowed?	No, cheats/hacks are not allowed on the server. It is not an Anarchy server.
What happens if a player dies?	Players are banned until Friday midnight UTC, giving them a chance to resurrect.
Are there additional worlds?	Yes, there is a Graveyard server for death-banned players to continue playing.

Life’s Minecraft Server: Non-Trans Thoughts

born female, Character, Childhood, childhood environment, desire, Environment, Factors, FEMCEL, Friends, gender, hypothetical, Life, Lifes, male vs female socialization, Minecraft, nontrans, Personality, personality traits, Server, social recluse, socialization, thought experiment, Thoughts

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1600	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Items Found:	1817	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where gender doesn’t matter and everyone is just here to have a good time!

Imagine if you were born a female in Minecraft, would you still have zero friends? Would you be a social recluse or a “femcel”? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and make as many friends as you like!

We have insane stories of players who have transformed themselves into powerful female warriors, leading epic battles against dragons and saving the entire server from destruction.

So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, even changing your gender and living your best life in Minecraft!

>Dude lets just make the villain Imorten… Minecraft SMP

amazing CG, ape tribe, cg, dog shit, Fury Road, gtdude, hate, Imorten Joe, Imorten.., Lets, Minecraft, Nova, outdated graphics, pixar, planet, planet of the apes, Reboot, sex slave, Show, smp, toy story 3, trilogy, TV movie, Villain

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic villain Imorten Joe from Fury Road causing chaos and mayhem! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and battle against this ruthless foe.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole tribe of apes roaming around, adding a wild twist to our server. And don’t worry, we definitely didn’t mean to imply that any of our human women are sex slaves named Nova – it’s just a coincidence, we swear!

And let’s not forget about our amazing graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing in a Pixar movie from the 90s. Who needs fancy CG when you can have that nostalgic feel, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Bday Brunch Bust – Minecraft Server

BDay, Birthday, Boundaries, Breakfast, brunch, Bust, Communication, compromise, consequences, consideration, Empathy, Expectations, family, forgiveness, Frustration, lateness, Minecraft, patience, punctuality, relationships, Respect, Self Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9930	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of waiting around for your family to show up on time? Join our Minecraft server where time is always on your side! No more late brunches or missed opportunities, just endless fun and adventure in the virtual world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from tardiness, or create elaborate traps to catch those who dare to make you wait. With endless possibilities and no need to rely on unreliable family members, you’ll never have to deal with being the only one who values punctuality again.

So come join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own time and never have to deal with latecomers again. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than waiting around for your mom to finally wake up!

FianceCraft: No Lists, Just Blocks

Assistance, blocks, Breakfast, childcare, co parenting, Communication, compromise, daily tasks, Decision making, disagreement, Expectations, family dynamics, Fatherhood, FiancéCraft, lists, Motherhood, parenting, Parenting styles, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, teamwork, Toddler

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like this couple’s morning disagreement!

Forget about making lists, on our server, you’ll have to figure out what needs to be done on your own just like this mom does every day. Will you remember to feed your virtual child? Will you remember to brush their virtual teeth? The suspense is real!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. Just when you think you have it all figured out, something unexpected will happen. Just like this dad watching TikToks instead of making breakfast for his daughter – you never know what crazy antics will unfold next!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a test of your parenting skills (virtual parenting, that is), join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a list when you can just wing it and hope for the best? Let the madness begin!

MineCraftU?

acquiring new talents, broadening skills, Continuous Improvement, Curiosity, discovering passions, education, educational aspirations., enhancing abilities, expanding horizons, Exploration, knowledge acquisition, lifelong learning, mastering a craft, minecraftu, personal growth, pursuing interests, Self Discovery, self improvement, skill development, Something New, Unlocking potential

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	433873	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9669	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond armor? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also learn how to tame a dragon and have it breathe fire on your enemies! Join us for the most epic and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who needs boring old school when you can learn the ways of the llama warrior on our server?

ISO SMP: Where 18+ Adults Pretend to be Hermit-Crafters in Vanilla Minecraft

+18, Active players, Adults, Anti-Xray, Community, Creeper damage, Deathchest, Discord, Economy, Enderman, hermit-craft style, HermitCrafters, home, iso, Item Frames, Minecraft, Mob Heads, player heads, Plugin, PRETEND, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Vein Miner

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	1039
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

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ISO SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Community	18+ community looking to grow and engage active players
Chest Locking	Plugin allows players to lock chests with signs
Invisible Item Frames	Shift-right clicking makes item frames invisible
Player and Mob Heads	Obtain player and mob heads in the game
Death Chest	Players have a death chest to retrieve items after death
Vein-Miner	Ability to mine entire veins of ores at once
/home Command	Players can set home locations for quick teleportation
Shops with Custom Economy	Players can set up shops with a unique economy system
Anti-Xray	Prevents cheating with xray mods
Server Availability	Server is online 24/7 for continuous gameplay
No Creeper Block Damage	Creeper explosions do not damage blocks
No Enderman Block Picking	Endermen do not pick up blocks in the world

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

A: Unfortunately, our server is specifically for players who are 18 years and older.

Q: How do I lock chests using signs?

A: You can use the chest locking plugin on the server to lock chests by placing signs on them.

Q: What is the /home command used for?

A: The /home command allows players to set a home location for quick teleportation.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building shops?

A: Players can set up shops with a custom economy system, but please follow any guidelines set by the server admins.

Q: How can I prevent cheating with xray mods?

A: The server has an anti-xray system in place to detect and prevent cheating with xray mods.

Fairy Tail Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Series, constantly drunk, control, drunk mage, Fairy, Fairy Tail, FANTASY, fantasy world, father daughter relationship, gigachad father, greatest mage, mage battles, Magic, magic abilities, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, powerful mage, Server, strong female character, supreme fairy magic, Tail

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Emeralds Found:	5282	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner drunk fairy magic! Our players are so powerful, they can’t even be controlled by the most legendary mages of all time. We have one player who btfos her gigachad father on a daily basis – now that’s some serious family drama! Join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate mage in this wild and wacky world. Just remember, always keep a bottle of fairy dust on hand for emergencies!

I’m Having A Blast Minecraft SMP

#youtube, animation, Anime, blast, Characters, controversial, critique, culture, discussion, Entertainment, japanese, Media, Minecraft, opinion, pedophile, series, smp, society, speed grapher, Storyline, Video, Watching

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane adventures, like when we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that launched us into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions handy)!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles where we dress up as clowns and fight each other with fish as weapons. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where we dance the night away to Creeper-themed remixes of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, AnnoyingAF, bad hygiene, being disrespectful, being inconsiderate, being judgmental, being late, being rude, being selfish, being unreliable, chewing with mouth open, constant complaining, interrupting conversations, irritating behavior, loud chewing, Minecraft, not following through, not listening, not saying thank you, Pet Peeves, smp, talking loudly on the phone

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	346
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to be as ridiculous and chaotic as possible? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we encourage players to annoy each other in the most outrageous ways possible!

From building giant statues of themselves in front of other players’ houses to setting off TNT in the middle of someone’s carefully crafted village, there’s no limit to the shenanigans you can get up to on our server. And the best part? We have a special “Annoyance Points” system where you earn points for every prank you pull off successfully, with the ultimate goal of becoming the most annoying player on the server.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go, join us on our Minecraft SMP and show the world just how annoying you can be!