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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1761 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 |
Potions Brewed: | 196 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Unlike this poor player’s family, we actually care about your happiness and well-being. We won’t accuse you of being jealous or make everything about someone else. On our server, the only thing you’ll be jealous of is the player with the diamond armor!
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast mining, crafting, and building your way to victory. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car waiting for you as a birthday gift! (Just kidding, we don’t have cars in Minecraft…yet)