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Purple or Die

Blue, Choice, color, Competition, decision, Die, Fans, Favorite, Game, loyalty, Players, Preference, Purple, Rivalry, sports, TEAM, team blue, team colors, team purple, team spirit, Vote

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	717
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8344
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to choose between red and blue teams? Well, on our server, you get to choose between team blue or team PURPLE! Why purple, you ask? Because purple is the color of royalty, and on our server, you’ll feel like the king or queen of Minecraft!

Join team blue if you’re feeling a little blue and need some cheering up. Join team purple if you’re feeling fancy and fabulous. But beware, the purple team has a secret weapon – flying unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers out of their horns! Yes, you read that right. Flying unicorns with rainbow lasers. Need we say more?

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs red and blue when you can have blue and PURPLE? Let the battle of the colors begin!

Shady Menagerie of Awkwardness

#arabworld, #Boitummydition, acceptance, Awareness, awkwardness, controversial, culture, discussion, Diversity, EMBARRASSMENT, gender, Identity, MENA, MENAGERIE, middleeast, Shady, social norms, society, stigma, taboo, إحراج, شاذشأ

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9089
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to the snooze fest and hello to Boitummydition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Boitummydition and discovered a magical land filled with dancing pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. The player embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Along the way, they battled evil unicorns, rode on rainbow-colored minecarts, and even befriended a group of singing Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and potions of infinite bacon. And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the last player standing gets to ride a giant chicken around the map.

So what are you waiting for? Join Boitummydition today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Minecraft Memelord Server

Memelord, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Votes:	8621	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where all the /b/tards gather to unleash their chaotic creativity! Join us if you want to build giant phallic structures, troll unsuspecting players with explosive pranks, and engage in epic meme battles.

Our server is home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the land in search of worthy adversaries to challenge to meme duels. Will you be able to outwit him with your dank meme skills?

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper Cult, who worship their explosive deity and will stop at nothing to blow up your precious creations. Can you survive their onslaught and emerge victorious?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers)!

Blocky Blunders: The Server Where Everything Goes ‘>flips’

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too… clean? Well, come join our server where we take stinkiness to a whole new level!

Our server is so stinky that even the pigs are wearing gas masks! When you log on, you’ll be greeted with the delightful aroma of rotting zombie flesh and sulfuric lava pits. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of air fresheners scattered around to keep you from passing out.

But wait, there’s more! Every time you flip, you’ll become even stinkier! That’s right, with each flip, you’ll gain a new layer of stench that will make even the bravest player run for the hills.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the stinkiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hold your nose while you play.

BabyCraft

age of parenthood, average age, BabyCraft, child rearing, childbearing, Country, cultural expectations, demographics, family, Family Planning, Fatherhood, fertility, Kids, Motherhood, parenting, population trends, social norms, societal norms, starting a family, statistics

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	76
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Enchantments Applied:	202	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone’s popping out babies left and right? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the average age for having kids is… well, nonexistent! That’s right, on our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Say goodbye to dirty diapers and sleepless nights, and say hello to a world where the only thing that matters is your creativity and imagination. Join us now and start building your child-free paradise today!

Pixel Fantasy: Where Childhood Dreams Meet Minecraft Realities

adolescence, Adulthood, best, CHANGE, Childhood, dreams, Evolution, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, Gaming, growing up, Juvenile mediocrity, Maturity, Meet, Minecraft, Nostalgia, opinion, Perception, perspective, PIXEL, REALITIES, realization, Reflection, RPG, video games

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Void Armor Forged:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy X of Minecraft servers!

Join us and relive your childhood memories of thinking Final Fantasy X is the best game ever. But wait, there’s more! As you level up in our server, you’ll enter adolescence and start thinking Final Fantasy X is just juvenile mediocrity. And finally, when you reach adulthood, you’ll realize that Final Fantasy X is actually the best game ever!

So come on, join our server and embark on a journey of self-discovery and epic adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep and philosophical?

Crafty Love Quest

Boundaries, break up, Communication, Crafty, DATING, Decision making, Disappointment, doubts, emotions, Fauna, growth, introspection, love, moving on, perfect women, Quest, red flags, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, Trust, uncertainty

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of dating disasters in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our pixelated ladies never give you the “ick” and are always perfect companions. Join now and find your virtual soulmate in the world of blocks and adventures. Who needs real relationships when you have fauna in Minecraft? Join us today and say goodbye to dating drama!

SleepyCraft: Where you can eat in your dreams and mine diamonds in your sleep!

affordability, budgeting, diamonds, dreams, Eat, economic inequality, election, financial struggle, FIX, food insecurity, Government, housing crisis, hunger pangs, Hungry, Paycheck, Politics, Rent, Sleep, sleep deprivation, SleepyCraft, Social Issues, SOLUTIONS, Vote, Voting

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2240	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on rent in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about rent or bills ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret hidden chest filled with unlimited diamonds for all players who reach level 100. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom in the most epic way possible!

Crafty Chat

buddy, Chat, Crafty, discuss, discussion, forum, Game, gaming advice, gaming buddies, gaming chat, Gaming Community, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming forum, Gaming Strategies, Gaming Tips, gaming topics, Multiplayer Games, online discussion, take it, VG, video games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Dragons Tamed:	4	Villages Defended:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s knitting circle! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the pigs ride on saddles and the chickens lay golden eggs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our world, there lies a diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your wildest dreams come true? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of the rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out Skittles. Yes, you heard that right. Taste the rainbow, my friends.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Crafting Emblem: LOL Edition – A Minecraft Server for Fire Emblem Fans!

Characters, Crafting, discussion, Edition, Emblem, event calendar, Fans, feh, Fire, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Heroes Links, guides, Heroes, lol, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, New Trailer, News, pastebin, Server, SIMULATOR, strategy, summoning cost simulator, Tactics, Timeline, Trailer, twitter, Updates

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Endless Night Skies:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, crazy summoning simulations, and a calendar of events that will blow your mind!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and summoned a hero so powerful, they defeated the Ender Dragon with just one hit. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret guides and links that will help you conquer every challenge that comes your way. Need to know the best strategy for taking down a horde of creepers? We got you covered.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate Fire Emblem Heroes master. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to emerge from our pixelated world.