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BombCraft: Ukraine Edition

airstrikes, Armed Forces, BombCraft, Conflict Resolution, defense systems, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, global security, guided bombs, international conflict, military aggression, military drones, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, UAVs, Ukraine, War Crimes

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

come join our minecraft server, where the only bombs dropping are the sick beats in our virtual dance parties! forget about real-world conflicts, we’re too busy building giant statues of llamas and racing pigs through obstacle courses. plus, our resident hacker can make your character fly like a majestic unicorn. join us now and let’s create chaos and laughter together in this pixelated paradise!

Hybrid COVID XEC Server

Contagious, coronavirus news, covid, COVID strain, COVID variant XEC, epidemiology, global health crisis, healthcare precautions, Hybrid, Hybrid COVID variant, Infectious Disease, new strain, pandemic response, pandemic update, public health, respiratory illness, Server, viral evolution, viral outbreak, viral spread, viral transmission, virus mutation, XEC

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	3994
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Animals Bred:	145
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Potions Brewed:	78
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

hey y’all, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, dis server is like da COVID variant XEC of Minecraft servers – it’s more contagious dan a yawn in a boring meeting!

imagine a world where creepers explode into confetti, zombies breakdance instead of attack, and diamonds rain from da sky like glitter at a rave. dat’s da kind of chaos you’ll find on dis server.

we got custom plugins dat will blow your mind, like a disco ball dat follows you around and plays your favorite tunes, or a magic wand dat turns all da mobs into cute lil puppies. who wouldn’t wanna join dis madness?

plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret hidden treasure on da server, you’ll unlock superpowers like flying without wings or shooting fireballs from your eyes. sounds crazy, right? well, dat’s just da tip of da iceberg on dis server.

so come on, join us and experience da wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, BOUGHTER, Builders, Buildings, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Goods, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Server, Shop, Store, Survival, Survivalists, TEAM, Territories, Tools

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

hype.bestixworld.ru

Electric Boogaloo SMP: Explosive Fun for Everyone! ⚡🎮🔥

Adventure, Assistance, bedrock, Boogaloo, Community, cross-platform, Custom, Discord, Economy, Electric, enriched, Exploration, explosive, Fun, java, Monsters, multiplayer, Non-Whitelisted, Player-owned, Resources, RPG, Server, smp, Survival, welcome

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5

Charged Creeper Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
QoL Features	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Economy	Sell items at your chosen price with a player-owned economy
Multiplatform Support	Play with friends on different MC versions using ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord Channel	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting and useful resources
Custom Help Menu	24/7 resource for assistance

Charged Creeper Server FAQ

Is the server whitelisted?

No, the server is not whitelisted. You can join anytime.

How can I join the server?

For Java version, use the IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com. For Bedrock version, use port 25566.

What are some unique features of the server?

Some unique features include lite RPG elements, player-owned economy, custom monsters, and multiplatform support.

Is there a website or Discord channel for the server?

Yes, you can visit the website and join the Discord channel for more information.

Crafty Lies Minecraft Server

ass, bored, Bro, Caves, Crafty, dark souls, death, ds games, dumbasses, fucking, Game, Lied, Lies, loved, Minecraft, open world, outposts, Playing, Server, ubisoft, V, worse combat

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	145

Are you tired of boring, soul-sucking games that make you question your life choices? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate challenge – navigating through a world filled with treacherous caves that are basically like Ubisoft outposts on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! Our combat system is so bad, it’ll make you appreciate Dark Souls even more. And if you’re looking for a game that will make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare to be bored to death in the most entertaining way possible.

So why waste your time on other games when you can join us and experience the ultimate in mind-numbing, soul-crushing gameplay? Don’t miss out on the chance to regret every decision you’ve ever made – join our Minecraft server now!

Final Fantasy Circlejerk Minecraft SMP

Beloved, circlejerk, classic, critique, fan favorites., fanbase, Fandom, FANTASY, ff7, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy series, final fantasy vii, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, iconic, long-running series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, RPG, smp, video games

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9059

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend together like a bad potion recipe? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy series on steroids!

Join us and escape the mundane world of Minecraft where every server feels like a rehash of the same old thing. Our server is like a Final Fantasy game gone wild, with epic quests, crazy boss battles, and a community that is more chaotic than a Chocobo race on steroids.

Forget about boring old FF7, on our server, every Final Fantasy game is fair game. From FF1 to FF15, we’ve got it all covered. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, why not create your own Final Fantasy game within Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the madness of a Final Fantasy circlejerk like never before? Join now and let the adventure begin!

RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

advice, Awareness, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth, hindsight, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, RegretfulNoob, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks

180Craft, biggest life change, complete turnaround, dramatic transformation, drastic change, flips, fresh start, Life, life altering event, life transition, life-changing experience., major shift, new beginning, overcoming obstacles, paradigm shift., personal development, personal growth, PIXEL, Positive Change, radical transformation, sudden change, transformation, Tricks, turning point, unexpected change

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Have you ever seen someone go from living in a dirt hut to ruling over an entire kingdom in just one Minecraft day? Well, that’s the kind of epic transformation you can expect on our server! Join us and witness players go from mining for coal to riding dragons and battling giant creepers in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the crazy rollercoaster of a life that awaits you on our server!

MissileCruiseCraft

aerial warfare, air defense, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, Drones, idf, IDF operations, intelligence, intercepts, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile defense, MissileCruiseCraft, national security, north, SECURITY, South, Surveillance, threat detection

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Star Shards Collected:	235	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE INTERCEPT CRUISE MISSILES AND DRONES FIRED FROM IRAQ AT NORTH AND SOUTH HAHAHA. WE GOTTA PROTECT OUR BLOCKS FROM THOSE SNEAKY ATTACKS, ONLY THE BRAVEST BLOCK BUILDERS CAN SURVIVE HERE. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A BLOCKY HERO AND SAVE THE DAY FROM EVIL DRONES AND MISSILES. LET’S BUILD A FORTRESS TOGETHER AND DEFEND OUR LAND FROM THE CRAZY THREATS. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO INTENSE AND EXCITING?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, cell populations, cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Language, language comprehension, language processing, linguistic analysis, linguistic processing, Minecraft, neural activity, neurology, neuron, neurons, neuroscience, nonsense, research, scientists, Server, strings of words, timescales, Words

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5295	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Votes:	7869	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so like, imagine this server is like your brain but on different timescales, man. some parts of the server respond to one word, while others respond to strings of words. it’s like a whole new level of brain power, dude. join this server and unlock the secrets of language-processing areas in your brain, man. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover. maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft language wizard, casting spells with your words and building epic structures with your mind. come join us on this mind-bending adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get weird together, man.