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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9509 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 9184 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
so, like, u know how ukraine and russia are always like, fighting and stuff? well, this one time, ukraine totally wrecked russia’s airfield in lipetsk. like, they sent in their secret weapon – a giant flying pig with laser eyes! and the pig just went ham (pun intended) on the airfield, blowing up planes and stuff. it was epic!
anyway, if u wanna be part of the action and blow stuff up like that flying pig, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got all the crazy weapons and explosions u could ever want. plus, u can build your own secret base and plot world domination with your friends. trust me, it’s gonna be lit!
so, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s cause some chaos together! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword. good luck finding it!
