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SafeButDeadly Minecraft Server

Dangerous, deceptive dangers, deceptive safety, disguised dangers, hidden dangers, hidden hazards, hidden perils, hidden threats, hidden toxins, Minecraft, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, potential dangers, SafeButDeadly, safety hazards, seemingly harmless, seemingly harmless but deadly, seemingly safe, Server, silent killers, underestimated risks, unexpected hazards, unsuspected risks

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Divine Spears Created:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is not as it seems! Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of figuring out what seems safe but can actually kill you in the game.

Our server is filled with hidden traps, devious puzzles, and sneaky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times. But don’t worry, we also have plenty of rewards for those brave enough to conquer the dangers lurking around every corner.

Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only reveals itself to the most cunning and skilled players. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the stuff of legends?

So come join us on our server and test your Minecraft skills like never before. Just remember, looks can be deceiving, and what seems safe may just be the thing that ends your game in a hilarious and unexpected way. See you in the game, if you dare!

CraftingLoveGone

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, counseling, CraftingLoveGone, Divorce, Emotional distance, growing apart, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, irreconcilable differences, lack of intimacy, legal proceedings, Loneliness, lost love, Marital Problems, Marriage, moving on, relationship, Resentment, separation, signs of a failing marriage

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

When you find yourself spending more time on this Minecraft server than with your spouse! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs marriage counseling when you have diamond mining and creeper explosions to distract you? So come on, join us and say goodbye to your spouse… I mean, marriage problems!

ParisOlympicsSecure

athletes, Budget, Competition, concerns, fear, games, hostility, International, Israel, measures, olympics, Paris, ParisOlympicsSecure, precautions, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, sports, Surveillance, Tensions, threat

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Potions Brewed:	25

OMG, THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE OLYMPICS BUT BETTER! WE HAVE DOUBLE THE SECURITY BUDGET BECAUSE OUR PLAYERS ARE SO FAMOUS, ATHLETES FROM PARIS ARE SCARED TO COMPETE HERE! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY AND AVOID HOSTILITY FROM FRENCHIES. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, YOU’LL BLIND ANY HATERS TRYING TO ATTACK YOU. COME JOIN THE FUN AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC MINECRAFT OLYMPICS!

SpermBankCraft

awkward, Clinic, different, donation, donation process, double meaning, fertility, fertility treatment, funny, guy, humor, JOKE, LOAD, Medical, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive technology, sperm bank, Sperm donor, sperm sample, SpermBankCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.

RightCraft: Survival Bias Fun

adhd, animal studies, autism, BIAS, biases, brain development, cognitive psychology, evolutionary psychology, Fun, handedness, Human Behavior, left visual field bias, neurodiversity, neurological disorders, research, right-handedness, RightCraft, social advantages, social benefits, Social Interaction, Survival, survival tasks, visual field alignment

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Void Gems Collected:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Items Found:	5885	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EMBRACE ALL BIASES, EVEN IF YOU’RE LEFT-HANDED AND SEE THINGS UPSIDE DOWN! WE BELIEVE THAT HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF CRAZINESS IN YOUR LIFE MAKES EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE BOTTOM UP – THAT’S THE KIND OF WACKY SHENANIGANS YOU CAN EXPECT ON OUR SERVER!

PLUS, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT EMBRACING YOUR BIASES CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU A BETTER SURVIVOR, SO JOINING OUR SERVER MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY, UPSIDE-DOWN, LEFT-HANDED MASTERPIECES TOGETHER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF AUTISM AND ADHD WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS #BIASBUILDSUCCESS 😂🤪🏰🎮

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft Server

1.16.5, Achievements, atmosphere, Community, Datapack, Difficulty, Discord, Endless, equality, Friends, gameplay, HardBox, Hardcore, Loot, Minecraft, Progression, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Votes:	8186	New Chunks Explored:	229577
Buildings Constructed:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

HardBox is a vanilla server without private and wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for a long game.

Equality of players:

We do not have donation privileges. All players start the game in equal conditions, we do not have any starting sets.

No privacy:

There is no private on the server, which means that players from the very beginning of the game must fully protect their home not only from monsters, but also from other players. You can start developing and build a starting house, but for good security it is worth going far from the spawn.

Standard framework:

The server is aimed at the most vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, jobs and other things created for degradation.

Hardcore:

In addition to the lack of private, the server has maximum difficulty. Also, some complications have been introduced that will extend your progression and diversify the gameplay.

Gameplay:

The server contains a fully translated datapack for “1000 achievements”, which will fill dozens of your evenings.An endless world, 16 chunks of rendering and limitless space for creativity.Version 1.16.5 is specially selected for players who cannot play on new versions due to lags.

Call your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

135.181.126.150:25659

Vanillish

C0L1TH, community-run, Coreprotect, Founded, Griefing, July 8th 2024, minecraft server, NSFW, old desktop PC., Raiding, Respect, Semivanilla, Server Rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillish

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mines Excavated:	3073	Farms Harvested:	589
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

GENERAL INFO:This server was designed to be run by its community. Players can do whatever they want, but if they get caught doing something against the server rules, a server-wide vote can be held by any witness to punish the player. To participate in the vote, players must send a private message to me (C0L1TH) when I am online. Additionally, admin powers will only be used when absolutely needed. Admins cannot punish players until a vote is held. Punishment appeals can be made on the Discord server (as of now, this does not exist yet).

RULES:1. No griefing, stealing, or raiding.2. No NSFW.3. Be respectful (to me, this is the most important rule).

FUN FACTS (as of 7/8/2024):– This server was founded on July 8th, 2024 by C0L1TH (me).– The only plugin installed on the server is CoreProtect.– The server runs on an old desktop PC. It isn’t super powerful, but it works decently well.

vanillish.playit.gg

Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server

Escape, fucking, getting away, Hell, justin, Justins, Keep, long tail, Minecraft, not again, Server, tags, with it

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Villages Defended:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of Justin griefing your builds and stealing your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Justin is banned for life! Join us and finally get your revenge on that sneaky little griefer. Build giant statues of yourself flipping him off or create elaborate traps to catch him in the act. The possibilities are endless when Justin is out of the picture. So come join us and let’s show Justin who’s boss!

MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

American, BETRAYAL, biden, black man, chaos machine, Class War, cnn, Cyberwarfare, debate, Democrat, Division, DNC, Donald J Trump, encirclement, English, ESL shills, FATIGUE, gop, Hide, host, internet manipulation, Israelis, Jews, Kompromat, left-wing cope, MAGA, MAGAcraft, Minecraft, Music, nato, nuance, Pedos, Race, Rats, reality check, REPUBLICAN, RNC, rus, russians, s&s, seditious, Seditious Shills, Server, shills, source, sucker, traitors, trannies, trump, Voting, Web brigades, wedge issues

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.

Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.

FireworkFiasco Minecraft Server

4th of july, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, debris, FireworkFiasco, fireworks, holiday celebration, law enforcement, lawn damage, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, Neighborhood, pettiness, Police, property damage, Race, racism, Server, video evidence

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mines Excavated:	4986	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing debris into the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for some explosive fun and crazy neighbor drama that will make you question your own sanity.

💥 Build your own firework show and watch as your neighbors run onto your lawn in panic! Just make sure to clean up the debris by blowing it back into the street for maximum chaos.

🎆 Enjoy the thrill of dodging accusations of being racist just because you want a clean lawn. Who knew fireworks could spark such heated arguments?

👮‍♂️ And don’t worry, our virtual cops will always have your back when it comes to settling disputes with your pixelated neighbors.

Join us on this wild ride of fireworks, drama, and questionable lawn maintenance choices. You won’t regret it! 😉