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Curious Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, 150, 75, Axed, Count, Crafters, Curious, GIF, half, happen, Hosting, Just curious, last time, something happen, Threads, Today, Visited

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Yo, bro, forget about /gif/ and come join this Minecraft server! We got so much craziness going on, you won’t even remember what a thread is!

We got half the threads but double the fun, so hop on and experience a whole new level of insanity! Join us and leave reality behind, because who needs /gif/ when you can have a blocky adventure like never before?

Don’t question it, just join and embrace the chaos! Your mind will be blown, and you’ll never look back. Trust me, it’s worth it!

ConfidentCraft SMP

Assertiveness, Body language, building relationships, Communication, Confidence, ConfidentCraft, Conversation, networking, overcoming shyness, personal development, public speaking, self esteem, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, social confidence, social confidence building, social interactions, Social Skills, social skills training, socializing, socializing tips

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4821
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will give you all the confidence you need to talk to people IRL. Like, seriously, once you join this server, you’ll be slaying creepers and building epic structures like a boss. And guess what? The more you play, the more confidence you’ll gain in real life. It’s like magic, bro.

But that’s not all, this server is filled with the most hilarious and crazy players you’ll ever meet. We once had a player who built a giant statue of a potato and declared himself the Potato King. And another player who only communicated in dolphin noises. It’s pure madness, bro.

So if you want to level up your social skills and have a blast while doing it, join this Minecraft SMP now. Who knows, you might even become the next Potato King. Let’s goooooo!

CreeperConfessions

CreeperConfessions, inner truth, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-identity, self-realization, self-transformation, self-understanding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you still learning to accept that you’re a blocky, pixelated character in a virtual world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes (literally)! Join us and discover a whole new truth about yourself – that you were meant to mine, build, and survive in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and endless possibilities. So come on, embrace your inner Steve or Alex and join us for some epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might just uncover a truth about yourself that you never knew existed (like the fact that you’re secretly a master builder or a redstone genius)!

BalticCableChaos

Alliance, Article 4, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, BalticCableChaos, cable sabotage, Communication, crisis response, cyber attack, Defense, Europe, Government, Infrastructure, international relations, Military, nato, Politics, Scandinavian, SECURITY, Social Democrats, Sweden

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

so, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mindin’ your own business, when suddenly BAM! you’re transported to a whole new dimension where Sweden’s Social Democrats are tryna activate NATO’s Article 4 after some crazy cable sabotage in the Baltic Sea. like, what even is happenin’?! but don’t worry, cuz on this server, you can join in on the action and help save the day! build epic bases, team up with other players, and maybe even uncover the truth behind the sabotage. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and let’s show those Social Democrats who’s boss!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

adult supervision, Anarchy, bedrock vs java, BROKE, Chaos, Community, Creative, creativity, Door, hard survival, Lawless, mature content, no cheats, old map, Online Community, Pigman, PvP, R-rated, Server Rules, smp, Streamed Server, Streamer, Survival, twitch, zombie

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Theme	Creativity vs Chaos
Map Age	5 years old
Spawn	Griefed beyond recognition, maintained by a small group of players
New Feature	Players can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED
Host	lawlessmc.com
Warning	No restriction on adult content, not family friendly without active adult supervision

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the main theme of this server?

A: Creativity vs Chaos

Q: How old is the map on this server?

A: The map is 5 years old

Q: Can players be streamed on this server?

A: Yes, players can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p

Q: Are cheats allowed on this server?

A: No, cheats are not allowed

Q: Is the server family friendly?

A: No, the server has no restriction on adult content and requires active adult supervision

UnityCraft 1.20

cultural identity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, Multiculturalism, nationalism, Privilege, Race, racial diversity, racial inequality, racial prejudice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racial tensions, racism, Social Issues, social justice, systemic racism, UnityCraft, Xenophobia

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	136	Runes Activated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	182
Zombie Dances:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magic Items Found:	2941	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Yo, bro, forget about all that real world drama and come join our Minecraft server where we don’t care about race, we only care about building epic structures and trolling creepers!

Join us if you’re tired of all the race talk and just want to escape into a world where the only color that matters is the color of the blocks you’re placing.

Plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So why waste your time worrying about race when you could be mining diamonds and exploring epic caves with us?

Come join our server and leave all that race-obsessed nonsense behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PainfulPvP – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, coping mechanisms, emotional trauma, forgiveness, healing, healing journey, HEARTBREAK, inner wounds, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, PainfulPvP, past hurts, personal growth, resilience, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Therapy, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Potions Brewed:	88

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro! Like, if you join, you’ll be joining the most epic server in the history of servers. We got diamonds for days, mobs that do the cha-cha slide, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.

And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!

HangryCraft: The Ultimate Feast

Appetite, crave, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Exquisite, feast, Flavorful, Food, Gourmet, HangryCraft, hunger relief, indulgence, intense hunger, Meal, Mouthwatering, perfect dish, REWARD, satisfaction, satisfying, Savory, Treat, Ultimate

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only reward is some lame virtual currency? Well, look no further because on our server, after a week of intense hunger, your reward is not just any dish, but a single, perfect dish! And we’re not talking about some basic Minecraft food like bread or steak, oh no. We’re talking about gourmet dishes like diamond-encrusted cake or golden apple pie. Join now and satisfy your cravings in the most epic way possible!

ShootCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Authorization, bid, Botched, Crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, intervention, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, martial law, Military, Minecraft, prosecutors, Server, shoot, Shootcraft, soldiers, south korea, yoon

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchantments Applied:	183
Holy Grails Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crops Grown:	5646	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the admin is this crazy dictator who thinks he’s in charge of a whole army of blocky soldiers. He’s like, “Shoot ’em up, boys!” and everyone’s just running around shooting arrows at each other like it’s the Wild West or something.

But here’s the twist – the soldiers are actually just a bunch of chickens with helmets on! Yeah, you heard me right. These feathered fiends are out for blood, or should I say feathers?

If you join this server, you’ll be thrown into the chaos of a botched martial law bid where the only rule is survival of the fittest (or should I say, the cluckiest?). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to battle it out in a world where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and wondering why you ever thought playing Minecraft was a good idea in the first place. But hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends about that time you fought off an army of killer chickens in a virtual world.

SuezCraft: Lost Revenue Edition

$7 billion, 2024.., canal, Crisis, Economy, Edition, egypt, Global, Impact, Infrastructure, Loss, Lost, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, Nosedive, Red Sea tensions, Revenue, revenues, shipping, suez canal, SuezCraft, Trade, Transportation, waterway

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1114
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build our own suez canal but with a twist! instead of ships, we have flying pigs and unicorns sailing through the waters. watch out for the kraken that lurks beneath, ready to steal all your diamonds!

we have crazy red sea tensions that will keep you on your toes as you navigate through the treacherous waters. but don’t worry, our friendly dolphins are here to guide you to safety.

with revenues nosediving by 60%, we need all the help we can get to turn things around. join us and help us make back that $7 billion loss by selling virtual sand and pharaoh hats in our in-game marketplace.

so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and madness on our server. who knows, you might even discover a hidden pyramid filled with secret treasures!