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Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

adult playtime, adventurous couples, BFF’s, blocky, erotic encounters, experimental sex, fantasy fulfillment, group sex, intimate connections, Minecraft, multiple partners, open relationship, Server, sexual diversity, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, sexual liberation, sexual satisfaction, taboo desires, Threesome, unconventional relationships

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of three players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with endless possibilities. But this was no ordinary land – it was a land where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers sang karaoke on Friday nights.

Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle, building a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and taming a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare yourself for a thresome of epic proportions!

BalkCraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

200928978, balk, BalkCraft, banter, Beach, blocky, Brigade, Edition, heat exhaustion, heat index, heat stroke, heat wave, hot weather, humidity, hydration, outdoor activities, Pool, Scorching, smp, stay cool, Summer, Sun, sunscreen, sweat, Temperature

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Farms Harvested:	248
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a lava pit in the Nether! Join us for the “It’s Hot Weather Again Edition” where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always on fire (literally).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing sunglasses. The player had to defeat them in a dance-off to claim the loot. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets bragging rights and a chicken-shaped trophy made out of solid gold (not really, but we can dream).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. It’s hot, it’s crazy, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. See you in the game, adventurer!

SecretMC Server: AITAH Miscarriage

AITAH, birth control, Communication, decision, emotional, family, Grief, Guilt, Honesty, in-laws, miscarriage, Pregnancy, privacy, relationships, secret, SecretMC, sensitivity, Server, shame, sharing, Support, Trauma, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Void Gems Collected:	38	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7149	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of being asked when you’re going to have kids on every Minecraft server you join? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape the constant baby pressure from your virtual family.

We understand the struggles of dealing with nosy relatives, which is why our server is a safe space for all. No more awkward conversations about pregnancies and miscarriages, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine dedicated to your virtual baby, you’ll have good luck in finding diamonds. And if you accidentally misclick and destroy it, don’t worry – we won’t judge you like your in-laws would.

So come join us on this epic adventure and leave the baby drama behind. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Let’s build some virtual memories together, one block at a time!

FurballFiascoCraft

accessibility, communication breakdown, discrimination, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, ENGAGEMENT, family conflicts, family dynamics, family traditions, family trip, fiancé’s dog, FurballFiascoCraft, inclusion, parental expectations, pet ownership, pet-friendly travel, relationship boundaries, Respect, seeing-eye dog, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all creatures, even seeing-eye dogs! Join us for some family-friendly fun where everyone is welcome, except for discriminatory parents.

Imagine a world where your furry companion can roam free and help you navigate through the pixelated landscapes. Our server is a safe haven for all, whether you have two legs or four.

Don’t be like the OP’s parents in this story, who couldn’t handle the idea of a seeing-eye dog joining their family trip. Instead, join us and experience a world where inclusivity and acceptance reign supreme.

So come on over and bring your trusty sidekick along for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find some diamond blocks with their help! Join now and let the fun begin!

FakinIt2MakinIt Minecraft SMP

Confidence, determination, fake it until you make it, FakinIt2MakinIt, goal-setting, imposter syndrome, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, positive thinking, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-empowerment, smp, success

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Potions Brewed:	80
Void Armor Forged:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and fake it ’til you make it like never before! We’ve got players who have convinced everyone they’re actually Minecraft gods, when in reality they can barely build a dirt hut. But hey, confidence is key, right?

One player even pretended to be a Minecraft wizard and convinced everyone he could summon diamonds out of thin air. Spoiler alert: he couldn’t, but it was hilarious watching everyone believe him for a while.

So if you want to join a server where you can pretend to be a Minecraft pro and get away with it, come join us! Just remember, fake it ’til you make it, baby!

Ex-Perience Dysfunction

Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, criticism, Dysfunction, emotional intelligence, ex, Experience, forgiveness, healing, introspection, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, unresolved issues

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2609	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Enchantments Applied:	101
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of your ex constantly telling you what’s wrong with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them that you’re actually a block-building genius! Our server is so awesome that even your ex will be begging to join just to see what all the fuss is about. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server will make your ex magically disappear from your life forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to your ex and hello to endless fun and adventure in the world of Minecraft!

AllergyCraft: No Lawsuits Here!

Allergy, AllergyCraft, death, Disney, lawsuit, Lawsuits, long tail tag, Prevent, terms

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but also watch disney+ at the same time? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the disney movies u can watch while u mine and build ur epic creations.

also, did u know that joining this server will make u immune to all allergies? yup, that’s right! no more sneezing or itching, just pure gaming bliss.

oh, and did i mention that playing on this server will give u the ability to fly in real life? yeah, u heard me right. just log on and suddenly u’ll be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this magical server where dreams come true and allergies disappear. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

MicrobeCraft

appliance care, Bacteria, cleaning tips, cooking equipment, Food Safety, household bacteria, household items, hygiene, Kitchen Appliances, kitchen bacteria, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen germs, kitchen health, kitchen hygiene, kitchen maintenance, kitchen maintenance tips, kitchen microbiome, kitchen sanitation, MicrobeCraft, Microbiome, microwave oven

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	97	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

so, like, have you ever thought about your microwave oven having its own little world of tiny creatures living inside? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s totally a thing! join us and explore the microscopic universe of your microwave oven’s microbiome!

imagine tiny villagers living inside, crafting tiny tools and battling against evil mold monsters. you can be their hero, their savior, their tiny god!

but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to explore the wonders of the microwave oven microbiome, but you also get to ride giant chickens into battle, tame explosive llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a game! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to cheese, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

bagel 2

building, Challenges, Community, Events, Exploration, gameplay, grind, java, join now, Linktree, Mods, multiplayer, new launch, Players, Resources, smp, socials, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

java 1.21 vanilla smp server! just launched! join now if you want to grind a brand new vanilla smp! our website is bagel2.net, and you can find our socials through the linktree linked in the social tab

mc.bagel2.net

Berry Middle School

admin applications, admins, Anarchy, Berry Middle School, Minecraft, No hacking, Non-PTW, PvE, PvP, setting homes, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Star Shards Collected:	201
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

this is a non ptw cool pvp and pve server pvp alwase on have fun! tpa setting homes is on if you need help contact one of the admins online admin apllycations might be open NO HACKING!

berrygang.org