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So-Freaking-EPIC Minecraft SMP

amusing, Awesome, Blue, dream scenario, Entertaining, FANTASY, far-fetched, Florida, funny, humor, humoristic, hypothetical situation, Improbable, Minecraft, smp, SoFreakingEPIC, unlikely, WHIMSICAL, wishful dreaming, wishful fantasy, wishful hoping, Wishful thinking, Wishful Thoughts

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	89	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in the mystical land of Florida, where the palm trees are made of diamonds and the beaches are filled with creepers sunbathing. Who wouldn’t want to build their base in such a luxurious location?

2. Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

3. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches, but beware of the guardian squids who are fiercely protective of their loot!

4. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… llamas! That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell items using these quirky and lovable creatures. Just make sure to keep them away from the cacti, they have a tendency to get a little prickly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest and most absurd adventures you’ll ever experience! Remember, Florida for blue!

PretendCraft: Fake Fun Zone

conformity, enjoyment, Fake, fake enthusiasm, fake happiness, fake smiles, feigning interest, forced laughter, Fun, going through the motions, hiding true emotions, insincere compliments, keeping up appearances, masking true feelings, peer pressure, playing along, PretendCraft, pretending, pretending for others, pretending to like, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations, Zone

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Star Shards Collected:	132	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of pretending to enjoy boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

We guarantee that you will never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re battling a horde of zombie villagers or racing against a pack of speedy llamas. And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts, where players have uncovered diamond-studded armor and enchanted golden apples that grant wishes (okay, maybe not wishes, but they’re still pretty cool).

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

WarCraftyPutinVsZelenskiy

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, Moscow, president, repelled, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WarCraftyPutinVsZelenskiy, Zelenskiy

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

so, like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziness goin on like zelenskiy tryna start a war with russia in minecraft lmao. we makin russia feel the heat, they tryna repel our incursions but we just keep comin back for more. join us for the ultimate battle of the century, it’s gonna be wild yo. come get in on the action and show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft showdown. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness.

Dino2Chickens: Cassowary Edition

ancient creatures, avian, bird evolution, Birds, cassowary, chickens, Dino2Chickens, dinosaur descendants, Dinosaurs, Edition, emu, Evolution, evolutionary biology, feathers, flightless birds, fossil record, genetic similarities, modern birds, natural history, Paleontology, prehistoric, Scientific theory

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	97	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

come join our minecraft server where dinosaurs actually did turn into chickens but also cassowaries and emus because why not? we have a crazy mod that lets you ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling creepers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. our spawn point is a giant disco ball made of diamonds and every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas serenades you. plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on down and join the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft

acceleration, athletic performance, energy transfer, Experimental Study, Friction, gain speed, gravity, kinetic energy, Mechanics, momentum, Motion, optimal pumping strategy, Physicists, PHYSICS., scientific research, Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft, Skate Park, skateboarders, skateboarding, sports science, Velocity

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have physicists figuring out the best way for sk8ers to get speed like zoom zoom brrrrrrrr. we got them using their big brain power to help u go fast like sonic on crack. imagine flying through the air like a majestic eagle on a skateboard. we also have secret portals that lead to a dimension filled with talking animals who give u quests to complete. u might even find a magical unicorn who will grant u three wishes, but be careful what u wish for cuz u might end up with a giant chicken as a pet. so come on down to our server and experience the most mind-blowing, speed-boosting, chicken-petting adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but that’s ur problem, not ours.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where we roleplay cleaning up creepers with a mop! Whitelist required.

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, CREEPERS, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Events-hosting, Janitors, Lore, mop, Nations, Plugins, required, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, story building, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Love Letters Sent:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8812

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the Discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugins
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ:

1. Do I have to join the Discord server to play on the Janitor’s Closet?

Yes, joining the Discord server is required. This is where all information and the community are located, and it helps filter out any unwanted players.

2. Are there specific build themes I have to follow?

No, there are no specific build themes to follow on the Janitor’s Closet. You are free to build in any era, genre, or style you prefer.

3. Can I create my own culture or nation on the server?

Absolutely! Players are encouraged to create their own cultures, nations, and stories on the server. It adds to the unique worldbuilding and roleplay experience.

4. How often are events held on the server?

Events on the server vary from lore-related to in-game fun activities. Players can also host their own events once they have an idea and gather participants.

YomaCraft Minecraft Server

17th Night, Community Outreach, Daily Yomawari Sensei, drug abuse, emotional struggles, Fist Fight, high school teacher, Japanese author, mental health, Minecraft, night patrol, Pt.1, Real Life Stories, school violence, self-mutilation, Server, teacher memoir, teenage problems, troubled youth, urban education, Yokohama City, YomaCraft, youth issues

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9956
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of a high school teacher turned night patrol officer in Yokohama City! Join us as we navigate through the chaotic world of troubled youth, from self-mutilation to drug abuse, all while trying to maintain order in the city.

In our 17th night on patrol, things really heat up as we find ourselves in the middle of a fist fight between two rival factions of blocky characters. Will you join the fight or try to break it up? The choice is yours!

But beware, things can get pretty crazy on our server. You never know what kind of shenanigans our players will get into, from building giant statues of themselves to starting their own underground black market for enchanted diamonds.

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of Yokohama City at night. Who knows, you might even become the hero that the city needs!

SMP_SonnyBoiCraft

baseball league, batting average, blue hair, championship streak, discrimination, Hero, home run king, M-League, Mister Monkey, Monkey and Club, Monkey Blue, Monkey Mountain, monkeys, near-perfect game, persecution, pitching arm, Rookie, SMP_SonnyBoiCraft, Steroid Monkey, Tragedy, Upper Monkey

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Mines Excavated:	3044
Star Shards Collected:	137	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Welcome to the most bananas Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the world of Monkey Mountain, where the legendary Monkey League reigns supreme. Picture this: monkeys playing baseball with unmatched skill and talent, breaking records left and right.

Imagine Steroid Monkey, the home run king who smashed 80 home runs in a single year – talk about monkey business! Then there’s Upper Monkey, the miracle hitting machine who outshined the god of batting by two thousandths – now that’s swinging for the fences! And let’s not forget Mister Monkey, the catcher extraordinaire turned winning manager with a ten-season streak that’ll make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Enter Monkey Blue, the blue-haired maverick who shattered legends and became a symbol of hope for all monkeys. With his talent and determination, he took down the reigning king and led the underdog team to victory, ending Bigfoot’s championship streak at 10 – talk about a monkey wrench in the plans!

But tragedy struck in the midst of glory, with a near-perfect game ending in a heartbreaking loss. Will you join us in the Monkey League and help write the next chapter in this wild and wacky tale? The stakes are high, the competition fierce, and the laughs endless. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other – because in this SMP, anything can happen!

BlockyLoveWeddingWalk

awkward, Best Friend, BlockyLoveWeddingWalk, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Bridesmaid, ceremony, Communication, compromise, decision, friendship, Intimacy, reception, relationships, Religious, Request, Respect, sheltered, Traditions, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Are you tired of boring weddings where everything goes according to plan? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous wedding ceremonies you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: bridesmaids entering the ceremony with llamas instead of groomsman, flower girls riding on the backs of pigs, and the bride arriving on a flying dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most drama-filled bridal parties you’ll ever encounter. Witness bridesmaids demanding to walk down the aisle with their boyfriends, groomsmen challenging each other to duels for the bride’s favor, and the priest accidentally summoning a horde of zombies during the vows.

Don’t miss out on the craziest wedding experience of your Minecraft life! Join our server now and prepare to say “I do” to the chaos.

CraftySMPRejects

boring hobbies, CraftySMPRejects, dull hobbies, hobbies not worth it, hobbies to avoid, hobbies to ditch, hobbies to ignore, hobbies to pass on, hobbies to skip, hobbies to steer clear of, hobbies with no value, least fulfilling hobbies, mindless pastimes, pointless hobbies, popular hobbies, stupid hobbies, time wasters, uninspiring activities, uninteresting activities, unproductive pursuits, Waste of time

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6724	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Emeralds Found:	7126	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of spending your days doing boring hobbies like stamp collecting or watching paint dry? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Why waste your time on pointless activities when you could be building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds filled with adventure? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas who will trade you rare items for stacks of emeralds.

So say goodbye to boring hobbies and hello to the most epic, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Ex-BlockbusterEmployee47

Career Growth, company benefits, company communication, company culture, company environment, company ethics, company performance, company policies, company reputation, company values, corporate secrets, ExBlockbusterEmployee47, former employer, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, leadership style, management style, office politics, team dynamics, work experience, work-life balance

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dimension Hops:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server I used to play on! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re on a wild rollercoaster ride. And instead of mining for diamonds, you have to battle it out in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon to claim your loot. But the best part? The owner of the server is actually a secret llama in disguise, pulling all the strings behind the scenes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the pure chaos of this server. So come join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!