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RespectCraft: The Joke’s On You

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

The answer is our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. To get in, you must defeat a horde of dancing zombies with your best dance moves. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt, where players must follow a trail of exploding pigs to find the hidden loot. It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) adventure!

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that being a complete joke could be so much fun?

CartCraft: Smooth & Wobble-Free!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of those janky, wobbly grocery cart servers, then you gotta check out this epic Minecraft server! We got carts smoother than a baby’s bottom, I’m talkin’ next level smoothness that’ll make you question reality.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll ride grocery carts through mystical lands, battling evil mobs and collecting epic loot. But watch out, because there’s a rumor that the carts are actually sentient and have a mind of their own. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of grocery cart enthusiasts who worship the almighty shopping trolley. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the cart cult, and maybe even become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grocery cart madness like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Buildings Constructed:	49	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a genius compared to boomers? Look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even boomers can’t resist joining (and getting totally confused in the process).

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your fellow players with your superior savviness. Watch as boomers struggle to navigate the virtual world, while you effortlessly dominate with your quick wit and sharp skills.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh at the hilarious antics of boomers trying to keep up in a world that’s just too fast-paced for them. Join our server today and show those naive boomers who’s boss!

30yoGF Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for a companion to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect match – a 30-year-old girlfriend! Say goodbye to those pesky zoomer whores and hello to a mature partner who knows the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli.

Join our server and embark on epic quests together, build magnificent structures side by side, and maybe even start a virtual family complete with pixelated pets. Who needs a real-life relationship when you can have a Minecraft romance that will last for eternity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your perfect player two. Because in the world of Minecraft, love knows no age limits.

AloneAt21Craft

21f, 28f, alone, AloneAt21Craft, conditioned, Diabetic, Fight, freedom, Guilt, insisting, Mother, nerves, room, Scared, sister, sleep alone, spoiled, traumatic life, travel, ungrateful

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2537	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Votes:	3950
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Farms Harvested:	938
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18

Are you tired of feeling like a piece of sht in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny! No more nagging mothers forcing you to sleep in weird rooms with your sister, no more guilt trips for falling asleep on calls with your bf. On our server, you can build your own diabetes-friendly kingdom and never have to check your sugar levels again (unless you want to, of course). Plus, we have a strict no guilt policy – so go ahead and travel with your bf wherever you want, no permission needed! Say goodbye to feeling like the biggest spoiled ungrateful piece of shit ever, and hello to a world where you can be whoever you want to be. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8295
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Buildings Constructed:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	4966
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

If you won 100 million dollars, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – buried deep within our virtual world is a hidden treasure worth even more than your newfound fortune! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location and claim it for themselves. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter, from flying pigs to rainbow-colored llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

ButtonBloopersMC

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7896	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3518
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you pressed the “do not press this button” button at your workplace? Well, on our Minecraft server, pressing that button will transport you to a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, gold, and a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will guide you on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle zombie pigmen with rubber chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always press the “do not press this button” button for maximum fun!

MissileMayhemCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4913	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta defend ur base from creepers and zombies and stuff? well, this server is like that but ON STEROIDS. we got air defense and missiles, bro. u gotta protect ur base from enemy attacks from the SKY. it’s like a warzone up in here. join our server if u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of defending ur base from aerial attacks. trust me, it’s gonna be LIT. NATO ain’t got nothin on us, we’re the real deal. come join the madness, if u dare.

BrakePedalAcceleratorCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Emeralds Found:	4710
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magic Items Found:	8053	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8558	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Yo, welcome to dis cray cray Minecraft server, where we got acceleration like you never seen before! We be speedin’ up and slowin’ down like it’s nobody’s business, makin’ your head spin faster than a tornado on steroids!

Join dis server if you wanna experience the thrill of goin’ from 0 to 100 real quick, or feel the rush of slammin’ on the brakes like a pro NASCAR driver. We be defyin’ all laws of physics up in here, makin’ Einstein scratch his head in confusion!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of acceleration madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken laws of nature, but who’s keepin’ track?). Let’s get this party started and see just how fast we can go before the universe implodes in on itself!

HonkaiCraft – StarRail Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to win exclusive in-game items by using secret livestream codes that only the chosen ones can decipher. You’ll be the envy of all your friends with your rare loot!

Version 2.3 is here and it’s saying goodbye to Penacony in the most epic way possible. Witness the farewell in a special program that will blow your mind and leave you wanting more.

But wait, there’s more! Watch the SGF Show Video where dreams come to life and the Boothill Trailer where cowboys mean business. You’ll be on the edge of your seat with excitement!

And don’t even get us started on the current character banners featuring Boothill, Fu Xuan, Pela, Luka, and Hook. These characters are so cool, you’ll want to collect them all!

But the fun doesn’t stop there. Redeemable codes, new drip marketing, and light cone banners await you on our server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!