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InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

Altruism, dying for family, dying for ideals, dying for nation, Ethics, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, Genes, Human Behavior, Human nature, InstinctCraft, Instincts, Minecraft, moral feelings, morality, praise, propagating genes, self-preservation, self-sacrifice, Server, sexual abstinence, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Falling into the Void:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

> Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

cooked, home, Minecraft, smp, Walks, Whips

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

DressDilemmaCraft

Birthday, Boundaries, clothing, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, dress, DressDilemmaCraft, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, fashion, friendship, Generosity, gift, ownership, personal belongings, Possession, refusal, regret, selfish, Upset

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

NostalgicCraft

Beloved, cherished, Childhood, classic, emotional, Enduring, Favorite, Impactful, Lasting, long-lasting, memorable, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, sentimental, Significant, Special, Timeless, timeless favorite, Treasured, video games

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Crops Grown:	1337
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

LebCraft Air Strikes

aggression, Air, air raids, airstrikes, Attacks, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Preemptive, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strikes, Targets, Tensions, War

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	6521
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

Alternative Medicine, depression, hallucinogens, Happy, holistic healing, long-term effects, mental health, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, positive effects, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, psychological connectedness, research, serotonin, Server, sex drive, ShroomCraft, social functioning, SSRI antidepressants, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	275	Gods Slained:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ores Mined:	7356
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Cinema, come across, detect, discovery, encounter, film, find out, found, found Kino, I found Kino, Kino, kinos, locate, Minecraft, Movie, Party, Reveal, Server, spot, stumble upon, track down, Uncover, Unearth

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, sus, Women, Wyt

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5749
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

CraftyUkrainianDefense

$375 million, additional, Appropriation, Assistance, Conflict, Congress, CraftyUkrainianDefense, Defense, defense budget, Equipment, foreign policy, funding, international relations, military aid, Reuters, SECURITY, Support, Ukraine, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Potions Brewed:	144
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

Allowed, Boredom, Edition, Fun, smp, survival multiplayer tweaks diamond economy events warp stones teleport bucketable entities crafting enjoyable community server features tweaks safe house vanilla game new twists friends, Twist, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ores Mined:	9236	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1814	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.