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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 2252 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
and get this, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers. it was epic, dude.
plus, we have this secret underground city where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie villagers.
oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by a british envoy who is totally worried about nagasaki not inviting israel to their ceremony? yeah, it’s a big deal.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.