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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 3204 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Crops Grown: | 8459 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join once and we kicked him out for not wearing a fancy enough cape.
So come on over and join us, unless you enjoy being poor and irrelevant. Only the coolest players are allowed on our server, and we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of emeralds. See you on the other side, peasant!