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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 9983 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 210 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6515 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. And don’t even get me started on our pet llama army – they spit at griefers and dance on command.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing?). And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky villagers – they’re always up to something.
