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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 2210 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 51 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.