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EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

comparison, coping, determination, dreams, envy, EpicFailCraft, Failure, Insecurity, Jealousy, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Server, success, unreachable

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	134
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a total failure in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate virtual success story!

On our server, you can finally live out your wildest dreams of being a successful entrepreneur, traveling the world, and finding the partner of your dreams. No more feeling like a piece of human trash – in our world, you’re a shining star!

So why waste your time wallowing in self-pity when you could be building your virtual empire and living your best life? Join our server now and say goodbye to failure forever!

YellowMongoblin Minecraft Server

Chans, Concentrated, Degenerate, Doomed, EASILY, fuck, Gaijin, int/fag, MANLET, Minecraft, Mongoblin, nip strength, PRETTY, rapist, Server, strength, yayoi, Yellow, YellowMongoblin

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Yayoi yellow Mongoblins, rapist Int/fag Gaijin Chans, and manlets with concentrated nip strength!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From battling giant Mongoblins to building insane structures with your fellow degenerates, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner manlet strength on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the Yayoi yellow Mongoblins!

NoGrandpaNoBabyLOL

abusive behavior, Alcoholic, Boundaries, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, Gaslighting, Manipulation, NoGrandpaNoBabyLOL, parental rights, personal autonomy, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, pregnancy decisions, support system, toxic relationship, unwanted involvement

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the craziness of real life and just focus on building epic creations!

Join us and leave all the family drama behind – we promise there will be no entitled grandpas demanding to see your virtual baby. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity without any toxic behavior.

Plus, we have a strict no-alcohol policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mean drunk players ruining your gaming experience. And if anyone tries to threaten you, our admin team will shut them down faster than you can say “block them!”

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero of your own story – no entitled grandpas allowed!

Death Defying Minecraft Server

brush with death, cheating death, close call, death, death-defying, Defying, escaping disaster, facing mortality, grateful to be alive, guardian angel, heart racing, heart-pounding experience, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, lucky to be alive, Minecraft, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, Server, staring death in the face, Survival, thankful for another day

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a heart-pounding adventure where every step could be your last – whether it’s from a creeper explosion or a surprise attack from a squad of zombie pigmen.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of respawn points scattered around the map, so you can come back for more punishment over and over again. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you immortality (or at least until you fall off a cliff).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or falling into a pit of lava), join us for the thrill ride of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a fire resistance potion or two.

NoCashCo NeverAgain

AVOID, bad experience, brand reputation, Company, customer loyalty, customer service, Disappointment, dishonest, dissatisfaction, lost trust, negative experience, never again, NeverAgain, NoCashCo, poor quality, refund, regret, scam, shady practices, unprofessional, unreliable, wasted money

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Farms Harvested:	476	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that just want to take your money and run? Say goodbye to those losers and join our server instead!

We promise to never ask for a single penny from you because we’re too busy swimming in our pool of diamonds and emeralds. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and building a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those money-hungry servers in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

KimJongCraftVP

defector, Diplomacy, diplomat, Government, international relations, KimJongCraftVP, Korean defector, Korean defector story, Korean diplomat, Korean government, Korean international relations, Korean Peninsula, Korean politics, Korean politics news, Korean reunification, Korean vice minister, North Korea, Politics, reunification, south korea, vice minister

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server run by a ex-north korean diplomat who somehow became vice minister in south? well, now u can! come join our server and experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world ruled by a former diplomat from the mysterious land of north korea. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? maybe we’ll have secret underground bunkers filled with kim jong-un statues or maybe we’ll have a giant statue of a minecraft pig wearing a top hat. the possibilities are endless! so come join us and see what kind of madness awaits on this wacky minecraft server!

MonthCraft: 7-10th Fun!

710th, autumn, Calendar, Counting, Cycle, DECEMBER, eighth month, Fun, MonthCraft, Months, months of the year, ninth month, November, October, Order, Repetition, Seasons, September, seventh month, tenth month, Time, Winter, year

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Buildings Constructed:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

so, like, imagine a world where september is the seventh month, october is the eighth month, november is the ninth month, and december is the tenth month. that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on our minecraft server!

join us for the most wacky and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

so why wait? come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs a normal calendar when you can have this much fun?

FURYTIME.RU TOP ANARCHY JUST FOR YOU Minecraft server

Anarchy, FURYTIME.RU, Just For You, minecraft server, Top

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Buildings Constructed:	24	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Votes:	9219	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

The owner of the server «FURYTIME.RU TOP ANARCHY JUST FOR YOU» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.furytime.ru

HELL🖕

abyssalcraft, Animania, Bettercombat, bird, BloodMagic, BUCKETS, building project, discord server, dual wielding, Guns, Harsh, Horror, Howlingmoon, Keepinventory, knowledge, late game, long-term players, Mahoutsukai, Modded, Moddedsmp, Moddedsurvival, Modpack, morph, new players, PARASITES, redstone machines, scape and run, scapeandrunparasites, smp, sound effects, srp, Srparasites, Survival, tech mods, therianthropy, Waystones, werewolf, Werewolves

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mines Excavated:	4758	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

SCAPE AND RUN: PARASITES survival server !!! you are probably going to die a lot. some other fun features include therianthropy, useless guns, an alarming lack of tech mods, dual wielding weapons with cool sound effects oooo, buckets being the most overpowered item in the game (come find out why!), and a bird that might crash the server at any given time. yippee!!!

anyone is welcome to join and check it out but i am mostly looking for people interested in becoming long term players, i do not do resets as i prefer to chip away at my projects all on the same world for months or years on end. so if you are that sort of player, this is the perfect space to start a massive building project or make crazy redstone machines or collect every weapon in the game, whatever you’d like to do 🙂

FAIR WARNING: this server has been around (privately) for some time and is fairly late game, it’s harsh on new players! it requires a lot of patience and decent knowledge on the game to progress. i DO NOT recommend joining if you have no knowledge on srparasites whatsoever, you will be completely lost and the mod is much more fun to experience playing it from the start

curseforge modpack download hereor download the mod files alone here

there’s also a discord server if you want lol

killpeople.ddns.net

Nanachi’s Stinky Minecraft Server

anime character, Disgusting, foul scent, foul stench, foul-smelling, furry creature, long tail tag, malodorous, Minecraft, Nanachi, Nanachis, odor, offensive, offensive odor, Rabbit, RANK, reeking, repugnant, revolting, Server, Smelly, STINKY, Unpleasant

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Emeralds Found:	2420
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	3757
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place to play Minecraft! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, Nanachi is stinky! That’s right, one of our players named Nanachi hasn’t showered in weeks and their stench is so potent that it will make your eyes water (in a good way, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help thwart their evil plans or join forces with them and become a llama overlord yourself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring a gas mask for Nanachi’s stench!