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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 5273 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Crops Grown: | 4096 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
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